It might not even be Thanksgiving yet, but that is not stopping Cruz Beckham from getting into the Christmas Spirit. Hopefully his parents will buy him everything he wants because that little cutie deserves it!!! BTW I wonder if he made his mom dress like an elf or did Victoria Beckham choose that look all by herself?

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• Victoria Beckham At Odds With Geri Halliwell
• Victoria Beckham Does Target

Something shady is going on over at the Beckham’s house. Maybe they are just tired of those 3am phone calls from Tom Cruise asking if he can come over and tell them some exciting news. Maybe they are tired of having to smile all the time and of all the bright sunshine. Maybe they realize that the Beckham name has taken a big nosedive since they have been here. Whatever the reason, it seems as if the Beckhams are going to be giving up the States and head back to Europe.

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As you know they came here so David could play for the LA Galaxy. I mean I guess Victoria could have played as well. I mean the teams sucks so bad that it really would not have made a difference if she played every game, they still would have lost. So, with David playing for an awful team and everything Victoria touching here in the US turning into horrible business decisions, it may be time. David is training with AC Milan right now and there is a report today that LA is going to loan him to AC Milan beginning in January. Umm, Beckham is like 100 in soccer years. You don’t loan a guy out who is 100 and expect him to be fit for your season. What this is going to end up being is Beckham saying bye bye to the US, and the whole family moving back to Europe. Milan? Come on. You don’t think Victoria would like a year or two there? You are kidding yourself.

I’m sure they will say this was an opportunity too good to pass up. It must have been something because David will be leaving many millions on the table here. Of course, if he keeps selling products like those fish sticks it won’t really matter how much he gets paid to play soccer/football.

• David Beckham Wants Dad To Recover In LA
• Victoria Supports David Through Father’s Illness

Black is slimming, but seriously can Victoria Beckham look any skinnier? I know she is naturally really thin, but that outfit makes her look like she has no fat on her.

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• Victoria Beckham Does Target
• Victoria Beckham on the cover of Elle Jan.08

David Beckham and Posh Spice found the secret to perfect skin and according to Daily Mail it is bird poo. 

Victoria Beckham, 34, has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her teens.

A pal told Closer magazine: ‘When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials.

‘She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.

‘She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.’

Ewww. Gross. Ewww. I am shuddering at the thought of putting bird sh!t on my face for any reason. Ewww. Gross. Ewww.

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• VICTORIA BECKHAM NAKED FOR SKIN CANCER
• Victoria Beckham Does Target

Check out the great gravity defying shoes that Victoria is wearing!

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• Victoria Beckham Does Target
• Victoria Beckham Leaves Japan To Comfort David

Victoria Beckham is putting those baby rumors to rest, well at least for two years according to The Sun. 

“I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment.

“I don’t want another baby for two years because I’m working so hard on my fashion business. I haven’t got time.

“Yes, we would like another child but it won’t be for a couple of years yet.”

She also added that David her are still so in love!

“David and I still go out on our own and we have a real laugh together,” she says. “I love him more now than I did when we first met.

“I know people sometimes don’t want to believe that we are happy but we are. And, come on, I couldn’t put on an act. I’m not that good an actress. Have you seen Spiceworld?

“My mum and dad have been married for 40 years and they still sit down together and watch TV holding hands. They are my role models.

“As much as they did everything for me and my brother and sister, they still found time to do things as a couple, and even now they go out with their friends. They’ve just gone off to Vegas with them for the weekend.”

I don’t care what people say I think they are so cute together and they shouldn’t wait two years to make another Cruz!

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With my luck Xenuphobic won’t mean afraid of Xenu and Scientology but in fact will mean something like afraid to have sex with less than ten people at once and I will get sued for calling her that. Anyway, according to the most reliable source in the world, a star with a grudge, Kelly Osbourne had this to say about when she saw Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez talking during Fashion Week,”I know it’s not my place to say… but I’ve never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life,” she remarked. “They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a s***ty bit of toilet paper!”

Well there could be plenty of reasons for this. It is the start of the cold and flu season and so barely touching someone may be your extra protection. Another logical reason is that Jennifer is married to Marc Anthony and presumably whatever cooties have invaded his body have also taken over Jennifer Lopez. I think you would agree with me that there is no one on this great earth who wants anything that Marc Anthony has or to wish his skeletor look on your worst enemy. Denise Richards excluded.

What I think is probably the most probable reason is that Victoria and David were heavily recruited for Scientology and they turned it down. Notice that Tom and Katie are never around anymore. Oh sure, Tom will show up in a box at a soccer game, but I think that is because David is too nice of a guy to say no. If Tom asked Victoria though, I think the answer would be completely different. Jennifer is the emissary, Victoria doesn’t want it. Fake niceties ensue, and Kelly Osbourne gets some attention. It really is a win/win unless of course Victoria was holding a piece of s**tty toilet paper.

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• Victoria Beckham Does Target
• Is Posh Victoria Beckham Pregnant?????

Victoria Beckham’s look was more ick than slick on an evening out in Manchester last night.

Posh, usually primped and preened to within an inch of her life, was in dire need of a cotton bud as she headed off for dinner with friends.

Not even her giant princess cut diamond stud earrings were enough to distract onlookers from the unsightly grime caught in her ears.

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• Victoria Beckham Does Target
• Victoria Beckham Leaves Japan To Comfort David

Victoria Beckham is sending out her lawyer dogs against Now Magazine because they said that she stays slim through the use of pills and her sister smuggles them to Victoria from the UK. Oh sure, what? Our diet pills aren’t good enough for you? Have you seen what our diet pills can do for you? Me either. I’m actually scared to take diet pills. I’ll eat or drink anything known to man, but for some reason I just won’t take a diet pill.I know it probably will not be worse for me than a Red Bull, but I just have all these stories in my mind of people dying from ephedrine and so, rolling the death dice just to drop a few pounds off a 400 pound frame is just not something that is attractive to me. I mean, if I am going to go that route, I am going to go the coke route. At least if I went the coke route I would feel good, lose weight, have friends while the coke lasted. I would get to meet interesting people, and, I mean, who doesn’t love a good nose bleed.

Anyway, Victoria says she is a role model to girls around the world and is hurt by the story. She doesn’t want them to think that pills are the way to diet, but getting fake lips and breasts with permanently hard nipples is ok. See, that is what kills me about this. She is offended because she is a role model and doesn’t want girls thinking she does it.

“Victoria takes her position as a role model to young women very seriously and is horrified by this hurtful, fabricated story. It is now with her lawyers.”

I agree with that. So, why then, does she think that kids won’t follow her example and get fake body parts? Has she ever come out against plastic surgery? Has she ever said anything bad about it or explained why she did it? So, she’s concerned about a bunch of girls thinking they might take diet pills because she does, but she isn’t concerned that she is encouraging girls to think the only way they can get a man is by making their body turn into some kind of anime barbie doll.

I’m sure it makes sense to someone, but not to me.

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• Katherine Heigl Finds Her Happy Place
• KIRSTIE ALLEY STARTING NEW DIET COMPANY

Wild Ashanti

Ashanti Has Fun With Her Outfit

The Beckham’s Are All Class

Ashanti strikes a pose at the 2008 ESPY Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California yesterday. We love this wild outfit for some reason. It’s crazy and it kinda flows in a summer kinda way. Meanwhile, David and Victoria Beckham look great, but reserved. The yellow looks fab on Victoria. She really is a classy fashion icon.

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• Victoria Beckham Does Target
• Victoria Beckham Spices Up Paris Fashion Week

Victoria Beckham With Sons

British pop singer and socialite Victoria Beckham is pictured here arriving from Los Angeles California with her two sons Cruz, (left) and Romeo at Heathrow Airport in London, England. The always stylish Victoria, as always, looked great and dressed her sons in matching outfits. We guess Victoria is molding them to be the fashion icons of the future.

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• Victoria Beckham Does Target
• Victoria Beckham Feels Sexier Than Ever

Would you go see a musical about Victoria and David Beckham? Well you might have a chance to do that because a theater company in Dublin, Ireland is putting one called MacBecks according to OK!. 

“We’re very excited by the script,” says Ronan Smith of Long Road Productions, which is behind the staging of the satirical sing-song affair. “It borrows from Shakespeare’s Macbeth, King Lear and Romeo & Juliet.”According to reports, Posh will be portrayed as an ambitious Lady Macbeth for whom husband David sacrifices his career.

MacBecks opens (and closes) in January 2009. 

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• Joe Simpson must be so proud
• Blind Items…I Guess…You Guess…

Victoria And David Beckham

Victoria Beckham and sexy hubby David had dinner at STK Restaurant in West Hollywood, California the other night. Victoria and David can be seen driving off in their beautiful car. Notice all the seats all have Victoria’s initials VB on them? Welcome to America !

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• Victoria Beckham Does Target
• David Beckham Wants Dad To Recover In LA

The rail-thin former Posh Spice was at STK the other night for a dinner with designer Marc Jacobs, who features her in his ads. “She wouldn’t order anything herself. She wouldn’t address the waiter. She had her assistant order for her,” said our spy. Posh might have suffered from low-blood sugar. “She had to be escorted to the ladies’ room by security, she was so wobbly,” said our witness. But her rep said, “She walked out with her girlfriends arm in arm - not for support but for fun. The rest of it’s not true.”

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• Actor Heath Ledger’s Brooklyn Bar Opens
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Sexy Victoria Beckham is going after critics who have accused her of only forging a close relationship with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise to further her acting career.The former Spice Girl has become close friends with the Cruise family when she and her husband David moved to Los Angeles California last July. Since the Hollywood move, the Spice Girl has made a transition to the small screen, making a number of guest appearances, most notably on hit television comedy Ugly Betty. But Beckham insists she is not interested in a Hollywood acting career because she is well aware of her lack of skills in front of the camera, and has snubbed several film roles as a result.She says, “I’m happy doing what I’m doing right now. I’m a terrible actress.Everyone thinks I’m only friends with Tom and Katie to be in a movie but it’s not true. I’ve turned down lots of roles.”

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• VICTORIA BECKHAM IN NEW CRUISE FILM
• David Beckham says Tom Cruise is not trying to convert him