KELLY OSBOURNE has confirmed she is set to walk down the aisle with model boyfriend LUKE WORRELL after reportedly announcing her engagement on social networking site Facebook.

Rumours suggesting the pair were planning to get wed have been rampant since Osbourne was photographed wearing a diamond ring on her wedding finger.
When asked by WENN if she had excepted her beau’s proposal for her hand in marriage, Osbourne insisted she was too young to settle down.

But now, the daughter of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and rock matriarch Sharon Osbourne, has confirmed the reports, by changing her profile status on Facebook from ‘In a Relationship’, to ‘Engaged’.

According to Britain’s Metro newspaper, her online profile has been “flooded with congratulation messages from her famous friends”.

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Ever eaten a bat? Me either. But I would have bet that anyone who did would have said it tasted like chicken. I would have been wrong. The only person I know of who openly talks about eating a bat is Ozzy Osbourne. In an interview with Classic Rock Magazine he described his famous bat eating incident, and remarkably said it didn’t taste like chicken.

Want to know what it tasted like? McDonalds. Oh yeah. I’m sure the people at McDonalds must be loving this. I can just see their new ad campaign. Ozzy and Ronald McDonald getting together with some super size fries and bat burgers. It is bad enough that McDonalds taste like crap anyway, but now we know why. The stuff tastes like bat. No need to risk rabies or anything like that to get your bat fix. Nope. Just head on over to McDonalds. I don’t think it is a coincidence they are giving out Batman toys in their Happy Meals. Nope, they must have known.

I also didn’t see Ozzy as a purveyor of McDonalds. Can you imagine the conversation that would take place between Ozzy and the cashier at the drive thru window? It must take like 30 minutes.

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Jack Osbourne who was trained as a cop on CBS’s Armed & Famous, is now going to real jail for the new reality show Prisoner X according to OK!.

Sharon Osbourne’s 22-year-old son was extracted from his cell and strip searched in Shelby County Jail, Memphis, while Young, the British author of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, requested a stab vest in Westville Prison, South Africa, after fearing for his own life.Daniela Neumann, Virgin1’s director of programming, said: “For the first time ever we will genuinely see these celebrities eat, sleep and shower in the most disgusting prisons in the world.

“These are personal and intimate journeys for people who are used to soft cotton sheets, fine wine, gourmet food and toilet paper - never has the phrase ‘being out of your comfort zone’ been more true.”

Sometime I think reality TV goes too far and this show sounds like the perfect example of that.  

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The Osbournes are coming back to TV, but instead of doing a reality show this time they will be doing a one-hour Variety show on Fox according to Variety.

The plan is to blend musical perfs by the Osbournes and others with comedy sketches as well as gameshow, audience participation and out-of-studio taped elements.

They will be the Donny and Marie for the new millennium, I am sure The Osmonds love that they will be replaced by The Osbournes.

Actually the show sounds like it is going to be a lot of fun. I can’t think of a better family to have a Vareity show, can you? 

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All Kelly Osbourne needs is braces and she is ready to be Ugly Betty’s stand-in. 

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The hottest show of the fall is not coming to one of the broadcast networks, but to VH1. Sharon Osbourne is taking over VH1’s Charm School. but instead of the the girls from Flavor of Love she will be whipping the girls of Rock of Love into shape!

“Sharon Osbourne is undoubtedly one of the most successful women in the industry and truly an icon in the rock world.  We knew she would immediately capture the imagination and attention of our cast and our audience,” said Jeff Olde, EVP Programming & Development, VH1. “Not only is she a true master at the art of the business, but Sharon is a master at the art of being herself and we are thrilled to have her spearheading this show.”

Breakout stars from both seasons of “Rock of Love” will come together under one roof to learn and grow in areas of etiquette, fashion, manners, and moderation.  They will be refined in hopes to graduate “Charm School” as sophisticated and polite ladies.  And who better to push these girls down the road to renewal and re-discovery than Sharon Osbourne.  As Headmistress of “Charm School,” Sharon will attempt to strip the girls of their former rebellious and wild ways. And with some help from experts, hopefully transform the girls into fully rockin’ ladies. 

This show sounds like the best show VH1 ever came up with! Because those girls need Charm and Sharon Osbourne is tough enough to give it to them!!! 

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By the looks of those pictures it looks like Kelly Obourne partied a little too hardy. Dang she looks out of it. That and she looks like pre-teen, what is up with that?

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I don’t know who is more scared Sharon Osbourne in that picture or me looking at her in it. 

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Wild rocker Ozzy Osbourne is giving up trying to make plans for a Black Sabbath 40th anniversary tour, because his bandmates cannot make their minds up.The rock legend first heard there was a big tour planned and the next thing he knew, it had been called off. And now Osbourne’s tired of all the confusion. He tells the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper, “If it happens, it happens, if it don’t, it don’t… You get a phone call: ‘It’s off!’ Then it’s back on again.” “You know what? I don’t want to say yes, and I don’t want to say no, because I’ve put my foot in my mouth so many times. If it’s meant to happen, it will happen.” Osbourne’s former Sabbath bandmates are currently touring with Ronnie James Dio as Heaven & Hell.

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Sugar Puffs Addict Ozzy Osbourne

Rock legend Ozzy Osbourne has developed another addiction. This time to the British breakfast cereal Sugar Puffs. The Black Sabbath singer is reported to have been so upset by the lack of the glazed wheat cereal in the U.S, he requested the foodstuff be sent to him across the Atlantic.A source tells Britain’s The Sun newspaper, “One of the team at Honey Monster Foods (Sugar Puffs’ parent company) received an e-mail from Ozzy Osbourne’s people in L.A. asking them to ship over some boxes of Sugar Puffs. “They said it was his favorite breakfast cereal and he was wound up because he couldn’t find any over there.” A spokesperson for Honey Monster Foods says, “The wild man of rock is used to other cravings but has, in his old age, moved onto softer, safer stuff.”

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One is a millionaire model. The other the daughter of rock royalty.

But last night model Kate Moss and wannabe rock chick Kelly Osbourne turned 3am partygirls to pair up for a wild night out in London, leaving both clearly the worse for wear after a night which didn’t end until the early hours of this morning.

A dishevelled looking Kate leant heavily on boyfriend Jamie Hince, as she and a worse for wear Kelly left club Punk in Soho last night.

The 34-year-old model, and mother of daughter Lila Grace, 5, exited the club unsteadily with her head hanging down, wearing black shorts and a leather jacket, and opaque tights which appeared to have stains on them.

While a dramatically pale Kelly, the daughter of rocker Ozzy Osbourne and X Factor judge Sharon, clearly needed the support of two pals as she wove her way out to the waiting car.

Clearly Kate’s rumoured new healthy lifestyle has hit a snag. A recent report said the model was embarking on a healthy-eating regime in the hope that it would boost her fertility.

But it appears that she may need some more time to make the adjustment.

Despite both of them looking in desperate need of an early night, Kate and her musician boyfriend Jamie Hince of band The Kills, then moved on to Kelly’s north London flat, where they continued the party until 4am.

Quite what they were celebrating was a mystery, but it had been a long night out for Kelly, who had earlier attended the NME awards.

And like her mother Sharon at the Brit Awards last week, she too was at the centre of controversy after she unleashed a torrent of foulmouthed abuse, directed at awards presenter James Corden.

The 23-year-old was reportedly drinking throughout the show as she shared a table with pal Kimberly Stewart.

And when Corden introduced her to the stage, describing her as ‘the queen of hanging with the bands’, Kelly stunned the crowd by replying: “Go f*** your mother, Mr queen of hanging with the bands”.

She also snapped at the press becoming annoyed with their questions about her pal Amy Winehouse.

Kelly was also furious at Amy’s nomination at the NME awards for Villain of the Year. She said: “I think it’s unfair to knock someone when their down.”

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Amy Winehouse lets her newly blond hair down while visiting BFF Kelly Osbourne for lunch in London on Sunday.
When asked what they were up to, Kelly said “Amy is popping round for Sunday lunch.”

Kelly Osbourne And Amy Winehouse out in London

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Courtney Love may have bitterly fought allegations that she hooked Jack Osbourne on prescription pain pills, but Paris Hilton is openly embracing introducing Kelly Osbourne to booze. On the way out of Noir in Vegas last weekend, Kelly told Paris and some pals, “[Paris] gave me my first alcohol poisoning!” to which the billionheiress laughingly responded, “I did?! That’s hot.”

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After Mischa Barton’s arrest for DUI, someone decided to ask Jack Osbourne for his opinion on the matter. I’m not sure exactly why his opinion matters, or why someone would seek it. It’s kind of like asking Michael Lohan about parenting. People ask him, but he’s no Lynne Spears when it comes to great parenting. When Michael Lohan is asked to write a book about parenting, I promise I will be the first in line to buy it. Hell, I am going to be first in line for Lynne’s book. I am going to post the whole damn thing and let everyone comment on it. I’ll worry about the whole copyright infringement thing later.

Anyway back to Jack. When asked about Mischa’s DUI arrest he said, “Everyone gets DUIs… but you only hear about it when celebrities get them. It is a big deal but it’s not a big deal, just a slap on the wrist.”

I didn’t realize that everyone got DUI’s. I do agree that it is usually more newsworthy when a celebrity gets a DUI, but many counties publish the names of people arrested for DUI’s and if something tragic happens as a result of the DUI, it almost always makes the news, at least locally. It definitely isn’t a slap on the wrist to the over 13,000 people killed by drunk drivers each year or their families or their friends. It isn’t a slap on the wrist to the many thousands of people who are injured each year as a result of DUI’s or their families, or the fact they may lose their jobs because they can’t work as a result of being struck by someone who has too much to drink and then drives.

DUI’s are 100% preventable. Heart disease, cancer and other causes of death are not 100% preventable. DUI deaths are.

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