Hey girls, do you remember when you were younger and you got bored and you totally cut off all the hair of your Barbie doll? Well when I saw Kelly Osbourne with her new hairstyle, it reminded me of what that Barbie doll looked like after that haircut. And Kelly made it even easier for me to remember because her makeup looks like the stuff I drew on that same Barbie doll’s face with red and black felt pens.

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A television station in the Florida Panhandle is not going to air a new variety show hosted by Ozzy Osbourne and his family because it contains profanity and adult content. The head of Panama City Fox affiliate WPGX says he watched a six-minute preview of “Osbournes: Reloaded” and found that the time slot for the show makes him uncomfortable.

The show is set to debut Tuesday at 8:20 p.m. CDT. The offbeat time is intended to keep viewers of top-rated “American Idol” watching the show.

WPGX General Manager David Cavileer says he would have aired the Osbournes show later in the evening. Instead, he’ll air “The Simpsons” during the earlier time slot.

A Fox Broadcasting Co. spokesman says any affiliate can pre-empt a program it deems inappropriate for its market.

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In a tearful conversation, Sharon Osbourne confirmed that daughter Kelly, 23, was back in rehab.
“Yeah, Kelly’s in rehab,” the matriarch of the Osbourne clan confirmed to RadarOnline.com.

“What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she’s getting it.”

Sharon didn’t want to reveal the location of the rehab facility where Kelly will be for at at least the next 30 days, except to say that it was outside the L.A. area.

Nor did she want to discuss what she’s getting help for.

“Kelly will tell you herself when she gets out,” Sharon promised.

“We just pray that everything’s going to be okay.”

Sharon said that Kelly had been working steadily with her, dad Ozzy Osbourne and brother Jack on Fox TV’s new Osbournes Relodaded variety show prior to her entering rehab.

“She been working right up until she went in.”

Her voice choking with emotion, Sharon ended by saying, “This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice.

“However, we are all very glad Kelly’s doing it.”

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Kelly Osbourne was arrested for allegedly slapping a gossip columnist over comment she made about her fiancee Luke Worrall according to Daily Mail.

Witnesses claim the radio DJ flew into a rage after gossip columnist Zoe Griffin said  her fiancé, Luke Worrall, was stupid.

Griffin is said to have taunted Osbourne, 24, that Worrall, 19, did not know what an earthquake was.

Griffin said: ‘Kelly shouted loudly in my ear, “I have an issue with you. Everyone has been laughing at my boyfriend.”

A Met spokesman said: ‘We can confirm a 24-year-old woman attended a central London police by appointment on 2 January.

‘She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008.’

“She has been bailed until a date in March.”

I guess you can say like mother, like daughter?

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DON’T expect to see Sharon Osbourne on Jay Leno’s new 10 p.m. show starting in September. “I wouldn’t go on it. [Bleep] no,” she tells The Post’s Sean Daly. “He had always been a friend of ours, but then Ozzy went and performed on Jimmy Kimmel, and Jay has banned us ever since. So [bleep] him!” Despite her dirty mouth, Sharon plays the headmistress on VH1’s “Rock of Love: Charm School,” advising young women how to behave. “I will go to [David] Letterman or Kimmel. I am not going on Leno. Thank God, I don’t have to sell anything like a movie or a drama series,” Sharon said. In fact, her entire family returns to prime time this spring in the over-the-top variety Fox series “The Osbournes: Reloaded.” An NBC rep said, “Ozzy was on Kimmel on May 22, 2007, and we had Sharon on Aug. 3, 2007. We’ve never banned them from the show, and have made offers to Ozzy since then.”

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Megan Hauserman claims Sharon Osbourne went ballistic during a taping of the show’s reunion special Saturday night. She says Sharon O. ran across the stage of the show, grabbed Megan by her hair and would not let go. She says Sharon (who is the host of the show) continued to pull to pull at her hair and scratch her until security eventually separated the two. Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD on Sunday night.
We’re told Sharon’s nonsensical hubby Ozzy was the cause of the beat down. According to Megan, she responded to a crack Sharon made about her by saying Sharon is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star. That’s what set Sharon off. 

LAPD is currently investigating the incident. All the LAPD has to do is look at the tape to see what exactly happened between Megan and Sharon. A tape I can’t wait to see!!!
Megan was seeing kicking another contestant in the chest during the 4th episode of the show. Now I wonder if VH1 and Brandi M are considering filing a report against her for when she kicked her on the show? Megan was eliminated from the show because of that incident.

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Ozzy Osbourne is turning 60 (yes the big 6-0) tomorrow and what better way to celebrate the occasion but to go to Vegas and see Cirque du Soleil’s Love. Seriously how scary is it how much they fit in with the cast of Love?

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KELLY OSBOURNE has confirmed she is set to walk down the aisle with model boyfriend LUKE WORRELL after reportedly announcing her engagement on social networking site Facebook.

Rumours suggesting the pair were planning to get wed have been rampant since Osbourne was photographed wearing a diamond ring on her wedding finger.
When asked by WENN if she had excepted her beau’s proposal for her hand in marriage, Osbourne insisted she was too young to settle down.

But now, the daughter of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and rock matriarch Sharon Osbourne, has confirmed the reports, by changing her profile status on Facebook from ‘In a Relationship’, to ‘Engaged’.

According to Britain’s Metro newspaper, her online profile has been “flooded with congratulation messages from her famous friends”.

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Ever eaten a bat? Me either. But I would have bet that anyone who did would have said it tasted like chicken. I would have been wrong. The only person I know of who openly talks about eating a bat is Ozzy Osbourne. In an interview with Classic Rock Magazine he described his famous bat eating incident, and remarkably said it didn’t taste like chicken.

Want to know what it tasted like? McDonalds. Oh yeah. I’m sure the people at McDonalds must be loving this. I can just see their new ad campaign. Ozzy and Ronald McDonald getting together with some super size fries and bat burgers. It is bad enough that McDonalds taste like crap anyway, but now we know why. The stuff tastes like bat. No need to risk rabies or anything like that to get your bat fix. Nope. Just head on over to McDonalds. I don’t think it is a coincidence they are giving out Batman toys in their Happy Meals. Nope, they must have known.

I also didn’t see Ozzy as a purveyor of McDonalds. Can you imagine the conversation that would take place between Ozzy and the cashier at the drive thru window? It must take like 30 minutes.

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Jack Osbourne who was trained as a cop on CBS’s Armed & Famous, is now going to real jail for the new reality show Prisoner X according to OK!.

Sharon Osbourne’s 22-year-old son was extracted from his cell and strip searched in Shelby County Jail, Memphis, while Young, the British author of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, requested a stab vest in Westville Prison, South Africa, after fearing for his own life.Daniela Neumann, Virgin1’s director of programming, said: “For the first time ever we will genuinely see these celebrities eat, sleep and shower in the most disgusting prisons in the world.

“These are personal and intimate journeys for people who are used to soft cotton sheets, fine wine, gourmet food and toilet paper - never has the phrase ‘being out of your comfort zone’ been more true.”

Sometime I think reality TV goes too far and this show sounds like the perfect example of that.  

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The Osbournes are coming back to TV, but instead of doing a reality show this time they will be doing a one-hour Variety show on Fox according to Variety.

The plan is to blend musical perfs by the Osbournes and others with comedy sketches as well as gameshow, audience participation and out-of-studio taped elements.

They will be the Donny and Marie for the new millennium, I am sure The Osmonds love that they will be replaced by The Osbournes.

Actually the show sounds like it is going to be a lot of fun. I can’t think of a better family to have a Vareity show, can you? 

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All Kelly Osbourne needs is braces and she is ready to be Ugly Betty’s stand-in. 

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The hottest show of the fall is not coming to one of the broadcast networks, but to VH1. Sharon Osbourne is taking over VH1’s Charm School. but instead of the the girls from Flavor of Love she will be whipping the girls of Rock of Love into shape!

“Sharon Osbourne is undoubtedly one of the most successful women in the industry and truly an icon in the rock world.  We knew she would immediately capture the imagination and attention of our cast and our audience,” said Jeff Olde, EVP Programming & Development, VH1. “Not only is she a true master at the art of the business, but Sharon is a master at the art of being herself and we are thrilled to have her spearheading this show.”

Breakout stars from both seasons of “Rock of Love” will come together under one roof to learn and grow in areas of etiquette, fashion, manners, and moderation.  They will be refined in hopes to graduate “Charm School” as sophisticated and polite ladies.  And who better to push these girls down the road to renewal and re-discovery than Sharon Osbourne.  As Headmistress of “Charm School,” Sharon will attempt to strip the girls of their former rebellious and wild ways. And with some help from experts, hopefully transform the girls into fully rockin’ ladies. 

This show sounds like the best show VH1 ever came up with! Because those girls need Charm and Sharon Osbourne is tough enough to give it to them!!! 

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By the looks of those pictures it looks like Kelly Obourne partied a little too hardy. Dang she looks out of it. That and she looks like pre-teen, what is up with that?

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I don’t know who is more scared Sharon Osbourne in that picture or me looking at her in it. 

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