The rumor that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are getting married is apparently one big elaborate hoax. Thank God for this, I was beginning to lose hope. Yes, hope for me, jerk….I get hot chicks also, although mostly on the Internet or in Second Life. I pull tons of chicks in Second Life. Ok, I should stop now. Anyways, check out what People Magazine had to say about this wonderful news!

A rep for Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the model are engaged.
“The story … is completely false and misleading,” the rep says. “Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said.”
But while they’re not making marriage plans at present, Bloom, 31, and Kerr, 25, are still very much a couple, and Kerry recently spoke about someday settling down with a special someone and having kids.

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Although defining what a possible ‘hitch’ could be is limited. I mean, maybe if the models didn’t show up? Or maybe if they showed up, but were preggos? Or maybe if they showed up wanted to tell you about their life ambitions? Ok, the last one was mean. But, really, not many things can go wrong when you put models in lingerie and then add light to them. Just kind of works. Oh well, enough from me. Go check out more of these Victoria Secrets Fashion show pictures of models in sexy lingerie.

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These are pictures from my barbeque I had yesterday in my back yard. Yeah, these chicks, they aight…..we just hung out for a while, talked about our favorite TV shows, you know, the usual stuff.

Ok. I am lying. But can you blame me? These are Victorias Secrets models. Among them: Victorias Secret, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Karolina Kurkova. If you thought they were there to solve the world’s energy crisis, you’d be wrong. They are actually there for the Victoria’s Secret Annual Fashion Show at Fountainebleu in Miami.

Lots of girls. Hot girls. Lingerie. Enough said. Check out the pictures of these Victorias Secrets models hanging out in their panties.

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Usher and actor Terrence Howard

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Amanda Bynes

Kim Kardashian

Paris Hilton

Michelle Trachtenberg

Deborah Harry

Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian

Aubrey O’Day

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NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon

Heidi Klum walks the runaway as Usher performs

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(Hey CDANers! Jax here. Enty unfortunately was called away last minute out of town and asked me to post a bit here and there to fill the day for you all. Don’t worry, there will still be FFF. So here we go!)Ok so I’m sure most of you have read already about Kanye West getting arrested on suspicion of assault late last night in Newcastle, UK. Well he was later released without charges and the story emerged that the photographer accusing Kanye of assault tried the same thing with a famous footballer last month. The picture associated with this particular incident on TMZ shows the photographer with a very small scrape. I’m sure it wasn’t pleasant, but hardly worthy of the original charge.

Witnesses to the altercation insist that Kanye asked the photographer several times to comply with his wishes to not be pictured. I guess at 4am not everyone wants to be caught on camera buying from a hotdog vendor.

While I would never condone violence one has to ask, does there come a time when celebrities have the right to protect their privacy by any means necessary? Or do they forgo that right as a public figure?

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Olga Kurylenko goes on to prove that only hottest women can be picked to become Bond girls. The Quantum Of Solace star is pretty busy these days, gracing magazine covers and doing promotional campaigns for both her last Bond flick and for other out-of-movie-industry projects

Olga Kurylenko - German “Maxim” December 2008

In December we’ll see her on the cover of German Maxim. Seductive poses and hot body look terrific in this photo shoot.

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Americans give their celebs a lot of leeway, but woe to the British supermodel who cuts ahead of them in line.

People waiting in a U.S. Customs queue at Kennedy Airport on Tuesday morning booed Naomi Campbell when she was escorted to a passport-screening officer ahead of 200 or so people, according to a witness.

“An older lady was about to have her passport checked, but she was told to wait so Naomi could go first,” says our source, who traveled in first class with Campbell aboard an American Airlines flight from London. “It p- off a lot of people.”

Campbell’s lawyer, Marty Singer, argues: “She was not treated any differently than any other high-profile individual. American Airlines offered to escort her. She did not ask for it. It’s done for security reasons, so high-profile passengers aren’t besieged by people.”

Some may wonder why an orderly line watched by gun-toting federal agents would pose more danger than a celebrity would find on a city street.

American Airlines spokesman Tim Smith declined to say how the airline decides who is a celebrity.

American provides an express line to all first-class passengers through British immigration at Heathrow. But sources at Kennedy say the federal government has resisted giving passengers who pay more similar upper-crust treatment.

U.S. Customs spokeswoman Janet Rapaport said only foreign dignitaries or sick people are usually allowed to cut, though the agency has launched a Global Entry program to speed through “passengers who pass certain requirements.”

Passengers may have barked at Campbell because of her airport history. In June, she was fined 2,300 pounds and given 200 hours of community service after being charged with assaulting a British police officer at Heathrow. British Airways banned her from flying globally.

In spite of all that, her lawyer insisted, “She’s not a prima donna. She’s a good passenger. She travels a lot, and American appreciates good customers.”

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Hugh Hefner’s exes Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are definitely leaving the Playboy Mansion.

“Holly and Kendra are moving out right now,” Bridget Marquardt told Usmagazine.com Thursday at the Playboy fragrance launch in NYC. “I don’t know how much longer I’ll be there.

“I’ve been doing a travel channel show,” she says, “so to be honest, I’m not even there that much at the moment anyway.”

(Of Hef, she said, “We are talking about doing season six [of Girls Next Door]. We have a lot of fun ideas so keep watching!”)

Madison - who got cozy with Criss Angel Oct. 21 at CatHouse in Las Vegas, as Us Weekly reports in its latest issue - recently told Us she is setting up her new bachelorette pad.

“It’s a loft. It’s going to be super fun and the best bachelorette pad ever!” she said. “I’m really excited because I get a fireman pole. Hef never put one in the mansion.

“Nothing is done to it yet. It’s actually not habitable now,” she told Us of her new digs. “It’s still in the cardboard box phase, but we’re working on it and will hopefully be done with it by the end of the month.”

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Peter Cook went on 20/20 to talk to Barbara Walters so people wouldn’t think he is the big ass he was portrayed being in the trial. Umm, didn’t work out quite like he planned. Now he looks like an even bigger ass because he blames his cheating on Christie Brinkley. Yeah, yeah she wasn’t giving him what he wanted on the home front so he went out and found some 18 year old girl to get it from and spent $50,000 a year on porn because all of those videos and web cam girls were giving him what she wouldn’t.This is such the biggest crock. Look, I’ve been married six times. I have heard everything before. There is no excuse for cheating . None. I don’t care if your spouse starts playing for the other team or is cheating on your right and left. There is no excuse. If you are unhappy and not getting what you want from the relationship, then leave. Don’t stick around pretending you love and care for someone, while taking all their money and cheat with someone else on the side. It just doesn’t work that way. I doubt you could ever give me a reason in which it is ok to cheat. In this case Peter probably didn’t even ever address his “needs” with Christie. There was probably no communication. He was really happy to just keep taking and taking while he was getting what he wanted on the side. I hate that. I bet if you asked him right now he would say he never talked to her about the way he was feeling. This is what he told Barbara.

“I was seeking a connection I could not find in my own marriage. I think the emotional aspect of our lives had changed. I think we were both feeling more like we were living with a brother and sister than a life partner.”

“I wanted a little acknowledgment, a little attention, a little thank you every now and then for my efforts, for the amount of time I took to care for her and my family, for the wealth I was building.”

Well, I don’t know how much wealth he was building because to me it seems like he spent all on porn and teenagers. I could be wrong though. And, if it were more of a brother sister thing, then would you disrespect your sister like that? Hurt her and cause her pain? All he was doing and is doing is thinking of himself.

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International top model Natasja Vermeer has strutted on runways in New York, Paris, and Milan and graced the cover of magazines around the world. Now she’s stripping down and posing nude to help animals for PETA’s infamous naked anti-fur ad series.

Alongside the tagline “Earn your wings. Lose the fur,” Natasja proves that beauty and compassion are the true fashion.

Natasja knows that the fur industry tortures minks, chinchillas, rabbits, dogs, and cats for their skins, sometimes even skinning them alive. She recently sat down with PETA to tell us why she wanted to join the growing list of fashion-forward celebrities in speaking up for animals and speaking out against fur.

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Miranda Kerr has  spoken out against the rumors that she and actor boyfriend Orlando Bloom has split up. The Victoria’s Secret Supermodel is presently working in her home country of Australia, while Orlando is in New York on the set of a new film. “He’s working on a movie,” Miranda stated in the Land Down under, “but hopefully we will be able to co-ordinate our schedules so we can spend some time together.”

“It’s been six days a week working and all the flying, like two countries a week, for the last three years at least,” the 25 year old Kerr said. She noted she planned on trying to take Orlando away for a 2 week vacation as soon as they could possibly go.

Miranda Kerr - Bikini Photoshot in Ralph magazine, August 2008


Such a perfect Lady !

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Does this look like the body of a 42 year old woman?? Here she is on vacation in St. Tropez looking hot!!.

Cindy Crawford In Bikini Candids

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GQ has done it again. And this time they’ve given us the entire lineup of Victoria’s Secret Supermodels, are all here, and are all super hot!

Victoria’s Secret Supermodels: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Victoria’s Secret Girls Gone Wild in GQ UK

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