I promise that if you read this post there will be no startling image of Verne Troyer having sex, but I can’t promise you that you won’t be scarred for life by what I am about to share with you. I need to share it with you though. You need to know the truth. Also, because I read it, I don’t want to be the only one suffering in misery.

For some reason, only known to her, the fine people in the UK were subjected early in the morning to Mariah Carey on the radio. While she was speaking, Nick was on the floor scraping her corns. I know, I know but that isn’t the chilling part. While she was on the program This Morning she started discussing how she came to write the lyrics to the song Hero.

Umm, she was in the bathroom. “Aww. Enty that’s sweet she was in the bathtub.” Umm. No. Turns out she was actually using the facilities so to speak. An assistant standing patiently outside the door waiting with silk baby wipes was there. While she was sitting there she came up with the idea for the song. Now, one could speculate how she managed to get hero out of something she was doing in the bathroom, but fortunately the title was because of the film Hero. I shudder to think how long she sat there. I don’t even need to know any of this, but she thought it would fascinate the listeners while they were eating breakfast.

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NICK Cannon is in for a festive Christmas season. His new wife, Mariah Carey, told Redbook magazine that she likes to celebrate the holiday by stripping down with her gal pals. “We go in the hot tub in our Christmas bikinis, then roll in the fresh snow and jump back in the tub,” she gushed. Carey also confessed that her Yuletide swimwear consists of “a red bikini with a Santa hat.”

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Mariah Carey is legendary for her diva ways.

And she reinforced them in spectacular fashion at last night’s World Music Awards.

The singer’s extraordinary demands included a £100,000 private jet transport to the ceremony in Monte Carlo and a £10,000-a-night penthouse suite at the exclusive Hotel de Paris for two nights.

Never one to travel light, she also asked for similar VIP treatment at the hotel for her 15-strong entourage of stylists and personal assistants.

And when she felt a little peckish, she decided that the five-star hotel just wasn’t quite up to standard.

Instead she had renowned Michelin-starred chef Alain Ducasse brought to her hotel to cook her a private dinner.

Seemingly impressed with the results, she then asked if he could stay and teach her how to cook the clam linguine for her new husband Nick Cannon.

Never mind that the 38-year-old was appearing for only 15 minutes on the night.

After collecting her Special Achievement award, she made a short speech before being escorted immediately home.

Organisers had told artists when they arrived at the event that the current financial crises around the world had left them slightly less well off this time around.

It is all in contrast to 27-year-old Beyonce Knowles who was afforded only a fraction of the backstage indulgences handed to Miss Carey - but delighted the crowd with a spectacular performance to open the ceremony.

They also managed to persuade all the artists to perform for free.

A source said: ‘It was thought that because of the economic situation at the moment, it might not send out the right message to pander to all these backstage demands.

‘Artists were warned that they would not be prepared to spend silly money.

‘Everyone was shocked that Beyonce didn’t really get anything particularly special, although Mariah did have a few requests that were a bit extravagant.’

At the beginning of the night Mariah chose to snub the red carpet.

On Saturday night Mariah,38, appeared on the X Factor where she sang her new single and performed her hit Hero with the finalists.

All the contestants performed a Mariah ballad - with the soul singer on hand to instruct them.

The star-struck hopefuls were mentored by the singer, much to their delight.

Mariah performed her latest single I Stay In Love before joining the X Factor finalists on stage in a special performance of her 1993 hit Hero.
The track is raising funds for the Help For Heroes campaign and looks set to be one of the biggest selling British records of all time.

Wearing a little black dress she wowed the show’s host Dermot O’Leary.

‘Does it look OK? I just put it on last minute backstage,’ she laughed.

She towered over Dermot joking: ‘I left my flats at home, I only have one pair.’

X Factor supremo Simon praised Mariah saying: ‘You’re such a star.’

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Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait until they were married before they had sex according to Sunday Mirror.

She says, “It’s not that we had no intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings.

“I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.”

That explains why they got married so fast…

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I’m ready to eat some cookies.

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Mariah Carey was spotted looking fit and fine at the Whitney Museum of American Art Gala in New York City.
The “Touch My Body” songstress arrived with her hunky husband Nick Cannon looking very much in love, sporting a strappy black dress with matching heels.

Mariah Carey - Whitney Museum of American Art’s Gala

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Nick Cannon almost didn’t become Mrs. Mariah Carey. The reason? Mariah had second thoughts because Nick was so much younger than her. “You know what, I did. But he doesn’t act like it (younger) - he’s really very intelligent. He’s a very business-minded person, but he’s also a lot of fun so you don’t really think about those things. It is what it is.”I guess as you get older you get more intelligent? At least according to the world inhabited by Mariah. Mariah already tried the older thing and it didn’t work. Tommy Mottola was not going to go around folding all of Mariah’s towels or doing all the little things she wants done. She needed a younger guy who was hungry and who would basically do anything for her to get ahead. Kind of like a casting couch but with a piece of paper. I don’t think age is really that big of a deal, and I actually think this relationship will last exactly as long as Nick can handle putting up with Mariah and her demands. If he can hold his tongue and keep pretending he doesn’t have a pair, then this relationship will last forever or until Mariah finds a new toy.

When you see photos of them together, do you see anything resembling love? I see a guy who is just trying to be noticed in the light coming off Mariah’s halo. Yes, I know she doesn’t have a halo, but she thinks she does. This is a guy, who has chosen to go the Mrs. Carey path, and probably thinks he will work out great for him in the long run. Well, on that run why don’t you stop by Kevin Federline’s house and see how that has all worked out.

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Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey

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Nick Cannon must either be having a difficult time finding a job or he just likes being under Mariah Carey’s thumb because honestly it already looks like he works for her and with this latest job, he actually does. Now, I will say that Nick has actually directed things before so it is not like he is not qualified to direct Mariah’s new video, but why on earth would he want to?

Can you imagine trying to tell Mariah what to do and then having to go home with her at the end of the night to finish your nightly chores. The reason she picked him was obviously to give him some work as a director and so he didn’t wander around Las Vegas by himself while she was shooting. I’m actually surprised she respects him enough to let him direct. I would have thought she would have just got him a job as a production assistant. It is after all what she has him doing at home. The only difference is she doesn’t have to pay him, although I bet he has the opportunity to earn bonuses like free time in front of the television or one day without scraping her corns.

Notice also that in the casting call they are looking for someone to be the leading man. Guess Nick wasn’t qualified for that or she already needs someone else. Who knows? All I know is that this just looks more and more like Nick is Mariah’s play thing and when she gets bored, Nick will be saying bye bye.

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Mariah Carey is determined to shut up all you people who laughed at her in “Glitter.”

The Grammy winner put away her lip gloss to play the battered wife of a state trooper in “Tennessee,” which won raves at the Tribeca Film Festival. Director Lee Daniels was so impressed with her grit that he’s cast her in “Push,” in which she plays a Harlem social worker ministering to an obese, HIV-positive woman impregnated twice by her father.

But Mariah isn’t getting mired in misery. As she gets ready to tour again, she’s also developing a movie musical based on her colossal-selling Christmas album.

It’s about a town outside a city - perhaps not unlike Mariah’s hometown of Huntington, L.I. - where a ruthless developer wants to turn it into one big mall.

“Mariah doesn’t want to let that happen,” says her producing partner Benny Medina. “Her character uses song and love to keep the Christmas spirit alive.”

Mariah says the script, which “High School Musical” writer Peter Barsocchini is working on, is still in the early stages. But she tells us, “Since I recorded the Christmas album, I’ve always wanted to make a movie to go with it, something that people could watch and hear and enjoy every year. I’m into it. I’m all about the holiday season.”

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Mariah Carey told Now Magazine that she has only ever read one book. What is the book you ask? If you guessed the Bible, then you win the I will believe anything ever written award. I have no trouble believing that Mariah Carey doesn’t read. I do have a hard time wading through the crap that we are supposed to buy that the only time she has ever read a book is when she reads the Bible. Yes, I said reads. Apparently Mariah always makes time for the Bible in her life.

I’m sure churches around the globe are now panting at the thought of Mariah coming to their church to spread the Gospel according to Mimi. No doubt she will wear something suitable for the occasion.

I don’t understand why she just couldn’t say that she doesn’t read anything and had to go ahead and make herself appear to look like this God fearing woman. Just tell the truth. I also noticed that the interviewer didn’t ask a great followup question which would be something like which passage do you enjoy the most, or what book in the Bible did you especially enjoy or come back to. The reason the interviewer probably didn’t ask the followup question is that he was laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe and probably had to stop the interview right there.

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Sources say Carey paid an astounding $125,000 to rent Stone Meadow Farm in East Hampton for one week this month. At the 10-bedroom, 18,000 square-foot, 8-acre spread, the diva and her new hubby, Nick Cannon, will “chill out” - as opposed to whatever else they’ve been doing since they married. But we hear she’s also finally getting around to celebrating her quickie April wedding to Cannon. The party will be hosted by Def Jam boss L.A. Reid, and all the guests who bought Carey presents through her Bergdorf Goodman registry can finally toast the couple. If all goes well, Carey has the option to buy Stone Meadow, which is listed at just under $20 million and is the site of the Red Cross Ball on Aug. 23. Carey’s rep and Corcoran listing agent Gary DePersia had no comment.

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Mariah Carey stole the show as she performed in thigh-skimming yellow shorts and a blue cropped top at The 2008 Teen Choice Awards

Mariah Carey Performs Onstage During The 2008 Teen Choice Awards

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Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon go for dinner at Nobu after shopping for furniture on yesterday in Malibu, California. Nick wore a ‘Stop Hating’ t-shirt and blue jeans with black sneakers. Mariah Carey whore a white dress with brown high heels. They were all smiles for our Buzz Foto photographer, but the bodyguard does not look happy. What we do for a good pic !

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