Samantha Ronson came to lover Lindsay Lohan’s rescue via her Myspace blog. PETA recently threw flour all over Lindsay when she was going inside of a Paris nightclub. And Samantha is avenging the act by burying them in a 20,000 word diatribe. I mean, this is a lot of words. Can someone read this and tell me what the hell she said in our comments?

Thanks,

There is a fine line that distinguishes the difference between exercising our freedom of expression and offending others, for example the debate regarding freedom of speech vs. hate speech…. i feel that this principle should apply to protestors also. It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words.
Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that’s my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that’s sad. I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.
PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn’t use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren’t the problem, I’m pretty sure they’re not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren’t for them, who would get them press?????
I know I’m probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don’t really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I’m more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I’m not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I’m not sure I would have walked away from it.
p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm….. that’s one to grow on!
p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.

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Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson might be on a working holiday in London this week, but that doesn’t mean that the speculation over their relationship took any sort of break. British press reported that the pair would be traveling to Paris to pick out engagement rings and possibly to marry.

If you think this sounds like a big step considering Lohan has yet to define her relationship with Ronson, your instincts aren’t failing you.

According to her rep Leslie Sloane, any rumor of a wedding between Lohan and Ronson “is not true.”

One issue that remains a little unclear is whether Lohan said what you might think she said during an Access Hollywood interview with Maria Menounos earlier in the week. (In case you missed it, it sounds like she said Barack Obama is “our first, you know, colored president.”)

Sloane hasn’t responded to repeated requests to clarify what was said, but a spokesperson for Access said, “We believe the word in question that Ms. Lohan used was unintelligible.”

A friend of Lohan’s isn’t so sure though. “Lindsay is really upset. At least at this point she knows to distance herself from it though. It’s no coincidence she’s hanging out in London instead of New York or L.A. where she’d be asked about it constantly.”

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are about to get engaged in the romance capital of the world.

The happy couple fly out from London tomorrow for a minibreak to Paris - where the lovers will choose their rings.

And then they’ll head back to London, where Sam has been DJing, and announce their engagement to the world.

Looks like we’ve just saved you a job ladies! A source told us: “Sam and Lindsay are in London first to help Sam raise her profile on this side of the pond..

She’s got sets booked but Lindsay’s agreed to support her if it means she gets the photo ops needed.” Aaah… if that’s not love we don’t know what is.

Our spy goes on: “In the meantime, they’ve been planning a romantic getaway to Paris, flying out by private jet.

“After spending weeks discussing rings, they want to visit two leading jewellers there with their finalised design.

“It’s something they’ve been working on and naturally they’re really excited.” Apparently, they’ve plumped for “hip and edgy” rather than “flash and expensive” but we’ll believe that when we see it.

Sam, who flew in from the States yesterday to perform at London’s Chinawhite last night, has a series of work functions in the capital.

Along with Lindsay, she’s due back on Saturday and, fittingly, is set to DJ at Soho’s Cafe de Paris. LiLo, meanwhile, is probably relieved to get away from the States for a bit. The actress has caused outrage there when she called Barack Obama “our first, you know, coloured President”.

Still, the Mean Girls star, whose past conquests include Calum Best, has kept a dignified silence over her relationship with Sam.
She only recently confessed the pair were dating, even though they’ve been together for over a year.

But their relationship has stepped up a gear lately and they have been pictured openly kissing and cuddling.

In a recent interview, the star admitted she did not know whether she would end up marrying a man or a woman. Looks like she’s finally made up her mind….

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Lindsay Lohan opens up to Harpers Bazaar about Samantha Ronson according to NY Post. 

A coy Lindsay Lohan insists that she isn’t a lesbian and barely cops to being bisexual - but admits that she’s dating a “wonderful” woman with whom she’s madly in love, according to a new interview with the starlet. “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Nonetheless, she pointedly refused to name her lady love, LA DJ Samantha Ronson. When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, “Maybe. Yeah.” But she was adamant that she wasn’t a lesbian, giving an emphatic, “No,” when asked.

So what does that mean? 

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Did I miss something along the way in the history of sexuality. In the latest edition of Harpers Bazaar, Lindsay Lohan says she isn’t a lesbian and when she was asked if she is bisexual, she said “Maybe. Yeah.” Umm, Lindsay. You do know that you are dating and “madly in love” with a lesbian right? Somehow I think Samantha Ronson is pretty sure of what she is and I don’t think she is quite as wishy washy as you. I guess this of course is the guy mind at work here thinking that you need to have sex as part of a relationship. Obviously that isn’t true and I can see that two people can be in love and dating and want to be with each other even if they don’t want to consummate it. Doesn’t sound like much fun to me, but to each their own.

You would think it would cause problems for at least Samantha who presumably would like to get a little action. I’m sure Lindsay if she really has no interest in women is perfectly happy with things the way they are, but again, in my guy mind, I would think that at some point Samantha would lose patience. But then again, you can’t force someone to become gay so maybe she is just happy being in a loving relationship, asexual as it may be.

This one confuses me and in no small part simply because I feel out of my league discussing any kind of relationships that are beyond my basic skill set. I understand gay and straight. I even understand Paris Hilton and Benji Madden to some extent, but the Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson relationship is just beyond my depth. Would someone like to help explain it all to me.

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For a girl often accused of growing up too fast, 14-year-old Ali Lohan isn’t shy about setting her sights on her first car and learning how to drive.

“I’m so excited (about turning 16),” Lohan told Life & Style. “I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’

Lohan has another two years before she’ll be able to get a learner’s permit, but she told the magazine she’s got her first car picked out. “I want a BMW truck!”

She might be planning on chipping in for gas money though — Lohan recently filed paperwork in L.A. County Superior Court for a work permit to allow her to record with Maloof Music producers.

The Maloof family owns the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, which was often the setting for Ali and her mom Dina’s reality show “Living Lohan,” which also happened to be a Maloof production.

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Every now and then you read a story that is so out there, you think it has to be complete BS. But then again that story might be true? Anyways here is a story that is just that…Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are all teaming to do a show together on HBO according to Bang Showbiz.

Hilton, Spears and Lohan were once close friends and were regulalry seen together on the party circuit in 2006.

The proposed show has been described as a cross between Friends and Ugly Betty.

“The chemistry between them will be electric,” a source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper.

“They were very close and have had their ups and downs in the Los Angeles party world but they have overcome those problems now. They can draw from their experiences for the sitcom.”

Show chiefs are said to have approached Extras star Ricky Gervais and Desperate Housewives creator Mark Cherry to pen the script, which would see the trio playing characters inspired by themselves.

“Paris will play a fashion designer who will try anything to get her outfits noticed,” the source said.

“Britney’s character is an aspiring singer, but her unusual song lyrics stop her from hitting the big time.

“Lindsay will be a little like Joey from Friends.”

I might have believed the story a little more if they say that Gervais and Cherry were attached to it too. So if there was any truth to this story would you watch? I hate to admit, but I totally would because it would be great trash television!!!

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Why the hell not? I can always take another shot at Lindsay Lohan. It is not just her but any actor or actress that I hear talk about their 13 hour days on set and how it is exhausting. Umm, yeah, why don;t you have that same conversation with the guy who has been cleaning out your trailers for the past 13 hours for $8 an hour while you make approximately $8 a second for repeating some lines.Kneepads interviewed Dina Lohan while she was at some beauty convention where she was stocking up on supplies. OK, you got me. It was a pet show, but she might have still found something she could use. I mean have you seen her hair? I think a dog brush might work wonders. Oh, and she probably got some of that horse shampoo that Jennifer Aniston convinced the world she used so now they sell it at Target while she gets a piece.

So, Dina said she didn’t know where all the Lindsay stories about Ugly Betty came from and that Lindsay and America get along great and that Lindsay is an angel and blah, blah, blah. What is she going to say? That everyone hated Lindsay? Please. This is her meal ticket we are talking about. What she did say was this when referring to the show. “It was long hours and when you’re on a movie set it’s a lot different. She’s not used to television, but it was fun.”

Umm, so let me get this straight. First it seems like she is taking a dig at television stars. Last I checked, Lindsay was in no position to be taking a dig at anyone, especially someone with a J-O-B. Second of all, yes, wow, Lindsay was expected to work for her $50,000 a week. Forgive me if I don’t start crying and worrying about her. Apparently Lindsay is used to movie sets where she has to work five minutes a day and can spend the rest of the day pretending to the world she is a lesbian and figuring out a schedule to keep guys shuttling in one after the other without anyone knowing. So, Lindsay hated it all, but it was fun. She threw that in there so Lindsay wouldn’t look completely self absorbed. Looks like there won’t be any television in Lindsay’s future. Or films. Hmm. Fluffer girl?

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Michael Lohan has apologized for calling Lindsay’s girlfriend Sam Ronson “a drug” earlier this summer.

“I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” Michael told New York magazine at a book party Oct. 21.

“I’m a Christian,” he added. “I should not pass judgment on anyone.”

In September, Michael went off on Ronson, calling her a “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.” Lindsay snapped back, calling her dad a “coward” on her MySpace celebrity blog.

Michael says he’s now learned not use the media to reach out to his daughter.

“In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly,” Michael said. “And it was the wrong choice.”

Michael says he’s in contact with Lindsay these days, and recently spent four days with his college-aged son, Michael.

As for providing more details on Lindsay’s life, Michael is keeping mum.

“Family matters should be kept private,” he said. “I’ve learned that now.”

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I’m always willing to post a Michael Lohan story, especially since it gives me an excuse to post the photo of him in his Right Said Fred wardrobe. Apparently despite his best efforts, Lindsay Lohan is still not talking to her father. Because of that, he has no way to call her and ask for a couple of bucks. I mean he is getting married soon and his new bride doesn’t seem thrilled that he is deciding between cubic zirconia diamonds down at Wal-Mart.So, Michael found some weekly publication willing to give him $20 to say anything about Lindsay. New York magazine was the lucky recipient of a few minutes of Michael’s time and he had this to say.

“I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgement on anyone. In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly and it was the wrong choice. Family matters should be kept private. I’ve learned that now.”

Umm. This declaration that family matters should stay private will last about as long as there is no news or money to be made by him to release other family matters. Do you really think we will never hear another word from Michael Lohan about his family? Seriously? Does he expect us to buy that? Please. The only reason he is saying it now is either because he needs money, it’s the Christmas season and he wants a gift, or his new bride wants Sam to DJ at the wedding. If he didn’t talk about family, what would he talk about? Knowing him almost anything. But, no one is interested in anything he has to say unless it is about family. So, the bright side is that if he keeps his word we will never have to do another Michael Lohan post.

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Lindsay Lohan’s professional life is only getting uglier, so to speak, since news broke that Lohan’s stint on “Ugly Betty” is being cut short because of tension on the set. According to multiple sources, after “Betty,” Lohan doesn’t have any lucrative projects lined up, and she’s not on the short list for any roles, either.

“It’s over for Lindsay,” said one well-placed Lohan source. “She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”

What’s the cause? “It’s not a matter of will she show up or not anymore, it’s that she can’t carry a movie, she’s just not a draw anymore. When you aren’t a draw, you aren’t going to get auditions. It’s that simple,” the source said.

Another industry source added, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.”

A rep for Lohan didn’t comment.

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An ugly fight has broken out on the Ugly Betty set.

On Thursday, reports surfaced that Lindsay Lohan was such a diva while filming her guest spot, America Ferrera lobbied to have her originally-scheduled six-episode-appearance cut to four.

But a source tells Usmagazine.com that it wasn’t Lohan who was acting up.

“America couldn’t handle Lindsay stealing her thunder,” the source tells Us.

The New York Post quotes a production source who calls Lohan’s appearance “a mess.

“Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to re-paint her dressing room it was such a mess,” the source says.

One of Lohan’s pals counters her dressing room was used by the cast of Fox’s thriller, Fringe.

“So maybe they messed it up,” the source says. “And an entourage? Yeah, she had her sober companion with her, as well as her manager, assistant and Samantha Ronson. Her publicist was there a couple of times. But so what?”

The New York Post also claims the 22-year-old would “obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook and refused to go on set until America was there - it was a power play.”

Lohan accidentally flashed the cast too, the paper reports. For an episode entitled “Granny Pants,” Lohan - who played Betty’s high school enemy - was supposed to “de-pants” Ferrera. But the scene calls for Ferrera to turn the tables – and pull down Lohan’s pants instead.

“Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear,” the Post’s source claims.

Counters a Lohan Pal, “Bulls–t! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault.

“They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down - but she did,” the source adds. “Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”

Lohan’s pal says it was Ferrera who made filming unbearable for Lohan.

“America was mean to Lindsay,” the pal tells the Post. “Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”

Reps for both actresses are downplaying any drama.

“America is grateful to have had her on the show and thinks everyone should tune in to see how great the episodes are,” Ferrera’s rep told the Post.

Adds Lohan’s rep: “Lindsay was scheduled for six episodes and is appearing in four, but had a lovely time.”

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It got so ugly on the set of “Ugly Betty” between Lindsay Lohan and the popular ABC show’s star, America Ferrera, that Lohan was cut from an agreed-upon six episodes to four.

One production source said, “It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess.”

In addition, Lohan “would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook and refused to go on set until America was there - it was a power play.”

One episode, titled “Granny Pants,” was about how Lohan, playing Betty’s high school nemesis, would “de-pants” Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan’s pants instead. “Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear,” the source said.

But a Lohan pal fumed, “Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”

As for the dressing room, Lohan’s pal said it was also used by the cast of the Fox sci-fi thriller “Fringe.” “So maybe they messed it up. And an entourage? Yeah, she had her sober companion with her, as well as her manager, assistant and [girlfriend] Samantha Ronson. Her publicist was there a couple of times. But so what?”

The pal blames Ferrera for any issues, saying, “America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”

Ferrera’s rep would only say, “America is grateful to have had her on the show and thinks everyone should tune in to see how great the episodes are.”

Lohan’s rep said, “Lindsay was scheduled for six episodes and is appearing in four but had a lovely time.”

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The two took the Acela train to Washington on Thursday and “had a quiet fight” the whole time, our spy says. Lohan spent most of the time complaining about her staff and told Ronson, “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.” Lohan was “whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, “Don’t (bleeping) lie to me!”

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