Dear Tom & Katie,

It’s hard to believe it’s been two years and 500 auditing sessions since the two of you walked down the aisle in Italy. Two years of living on separate floors, while pretending to have the romance of the century has to be difficult. You would think that with your prolonged absences from each other this year that you would want to spend some quality time alone on your anniversary. Maybe Tom would dress you up as his favorite superhero and you would have hot passionate monkey sex all night. But no. Instead you did what any couple celebrating your anniversary would do, you had the kids over and played the Scientology version of Trivial Pursuit. Aaah, good times.

Over the past two years you have seen both of your careers go into the toilet but it has not let you stop pretending otherwise. Sure, Katie has been forced to take the fourth lead in a Broadway play, but Tom has that big Christmas spectacular coming out and with the advance reviews, I’m sure that movie has a chance to at least pay for that autographed first edition of Dianetics.

For people who really don’t have much of a career, you sure do get photographed a lot. I myself am guilty of showing your photos more than I probably should simply because I think your daughter is adorable. I say your daughter, but I’m really not sure about that whole thing. I can’t wait until she is old enough and then have her provide a DNA sample, because I’m just dying to know. I figure at some point she will go through some kind of teenage rebellion phase and that will be the perfect chance.

But, this is not about her, this is about your love for each other. I have never seen a couple pose so much for the cameras together in public. It’s almost like you really want the world to show us you are together. Always wearing matching clothes with your arms around each other. From the looks of things you have never had a fight. Considering you probably only see each other during a photo opportunity, that is probably why you don’t fight. I’ve always been curious about what you would fight over. Do you have a copy of the alleged contract on your refrigerator door and refer to it when you fight. “It says here I only have to pretend to like you three days a week, so I don’t have to do four.”

Katie, it seems like you really don’t get out much. Oh sure you walk the 20 feet from your apartment door to the car and back again each day, but when is the last time you went out with someone other than Tom or one of the bodyguards? We never see you at lunch in New York, just laughing with friends. That can’t be a good thing. The only time you are out with friends, it is always another couple, of an equally appropriate Hollywood stature and you are all smiles. How about just going out and getting hammered one night and letting the pap catch you?

Anyway, it has been two years and I’m sure you are both ecstatic to have made it this long. Congratulations.

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Suri Cruise has a real life living friend and her name is Ella Stiller according to OK! Magazine. Christine Taylor, wife of Ben Stiller, opened up about how her 6 year old daughter plays with 2 year old Suri Cruise.

“We’ve had a couple of play dates, and they’re just like any other play dates,” said Christine at a ceremony in New York held by the Museum of the Moving Image to honor Ben.

“[Suri’s] amazing, [Tom and Katie Holmes] are terrific. When little kids get together you just let them do their thing and there’s no outside elements, you know what I mean.”

And Ella loves being the older sister.

“It’s always just a great thing to see your kids connecting and you see the different stages. Ella used to always be the one looking up to the older girls and now she’s kind of taken on that kind of big girl role.”

I am so happy that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes actually let their little girl play with someone close to her own age! The poor girl desperately needs friends.

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What did Katie Holmes do to upset poor Suri Cruise? Even upset, Suri Cruise is still so cute!

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• Katie, I Think Suri Is Broken. Either That Or The Batteries Are Dying.
• Now Katie Holmes is dressing Suri like her

It was bad enough when Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise got matching haircuts, now she is even dressing Suri like her. Katie, Suri is not your twin, stop making her into one. You know those moms that want their daughters to say that they are not their mom, but their sister? You so know Katie is going to be like that with Suri and her big sister Tom Cruise, I mean husband. Poor Suri, poor poor Suri.

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Finally Katie Holmes took a break from shopping and her show to get Suri’s hair cut. It is about time because poor girl bangs were covering her eyes. BTW Suri looks totally adorable with her new look.

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According to a neighbor, Cruise and Holmes are buying up lofts in a 12-story building slightly south of 14th Street. “Tom and Katie now keep five units in the building. They turned one into [2-year-old daughter] Suri’s playroom. One they use for a gym, and two apartments are for staff,” said our source. Cruise bought a 10th-floor unit in 1985 and has held onto the space since. “In the past couple of months they’ve bought up all these other apartments,” our source said. “They’re all separate and on different floors. Tom is seen coming in and out all the time, and he’s really friendly to everyone he meets. But Katie just kind of keeps her head down. Everyone in the neighborhood is buzzing about it.” A rep for Cruise denies the couple is buying up units in that building.

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The eagerly anticipated production of Arthur Miller’s ALL MY SONS starring John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, Patrick Wilson, and Katie Holmes, directed by Simon McBurney, will open on Thursday October 16th 2008 at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre (236 West 45th Street). Performances began on September 18th, 2008.

The limited engagement plays through January 11 2009.

Katie Holmes and Patrick Wilson in a scene from “All My Sons” at Broadway’s Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre in New York

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What is Katie Holmes wearing to the premiere party of her show All My Sons? It is like one of those horrible disco jumpsuits with some old lady lace to cover her chest and arms. She needs to hustle that outfit in the trash.

BTW not only does she need to take Suri to get her bangs trimmed, she needs to get her’s done to. Seriously is Tom Cruise making them grow their bangs long so they can’t look at anyone but him?

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You can see in this picture that Suri Cruise wears the pants in the family even her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes never let her wear any.

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Suri Cruise is quite the artist. Now what she needs to get a manager to sell her artwork so she can support herself and also so she can get her bangs trimmed. Imagine her painting looks that good and she did it with those bangs, how much better it would be if she could actually see what she was doing!!!

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Nicole Kidman wasn’t expecting to find love with Keith Urban.

“I didn’t foresee it, that you can meet somebody who you have a deep and more profound love with,” the actress - who divorced Tom Cruise in 2001 - tells November’s Elle.

“I don’t mean to take away anything with Tom, but I would hope that he has the same thing - I know he has the same thing with Katie,” Kidman adds. “You move into a stage where you’re able to be a more fuller person in your relationship.”

She continues, “I want to be really careful with that because I don’t want to take away from 11 years with that man that were really important. Really, for our kids — they were amidst a lot of love. It wasn’t bad. And now we’re amidst a more evolved love.”

Does she have any regrets about marrying Cruise at the young age of 22?

“Um, no. Would I want my kids to get married at that age? No!” Kidman says. “But that was an extraordinary thing for me. [Tom] taught me an enormous amount — as a girl into a woman. Absolutely, I would do it again.”

(Seeing Cruise move on was tough, however: Her pal Lauren Bacall says that Kidman was “unhappy on the set of 2003’s Dogville. “Tom had taken off for Penelope Cruz or some g—–n thing — one of his more ridiculous moves,” Bacall says. Taking a slight jab at the actor, she tells Elle, “Tom Cruise is a maniac. I can’t understand the way he conducts his life.”)

Kidman also opens up to Elle about being a mother at age 41.

“At 41, it’s more of a painful love. I look at that little girl, and I’m like, ‘Oh, no, what’s going to happen?’ It’s almost like my heart is stretching; I’m feeling all the muscles stretch with emotion. It’s a beautiful love, but there’s a lot of fear and pain for her life, and for Bella’s and Connor’s life.

“I like to believe that nothing was stopping Sunday from coming into the world,” she adds.

(Incidentally, she denies reports she named her daughter after early 20th-century artist Sunday Reed. “That’s a myth,” she says. “We just liked the name.”)

“When it comes to my kids, I’m just like a lioness,” Kidman says. “I’m like, ‘No one gets near my babies! That’s why we chose not to sell photos of her. We just want to have our little cocoon.”

Urban is equally protective of Kidman.

“He’s the greatest man besides my dad I’ve ever met,” the actress says. “He’s loyal and he’s a soul searcher.”

She adds, “Keith gave me a life. He gave me a home.”

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Suri Cruise looks as excited to be haning out with just her parents again as much as we would be excited to hang with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Poor girl, but just by looking at her face you can see she is the one wearing the jeans in that family and that she is probably going through the terrible twos!!! He He! You go girl!!!

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• Katie, I Think Suri Is Broken. Either That Or The Batteries Are Dying.
• Now Katie Holmes is dressing Suri like her

So, there are of course those who believe that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are in a contract marriage and that Katie gets paid a certain sum of money to pretend she actually likes Tom. In return he gets to be an obnoxious ass on a fairly regular basis and basically do nothing for her publicly except take the spotlight when she has done something.Well, there was a report today that Tom has rehired his sister as his publicist. She of course is also a Scientologist and was his publicist in 2004 and 2005, and in my opinion was the reason his career did a crash and burn. Apparently he is loyal though.

What really caught my eye though was that the sister had to step in because Katie has been working so much on her play that she hasn’t been able to fulfill all the pr duties he gives her to do.

“Katie’s busy with her play in New York for the next six months. He needed someone to step in and take over. And Lee Anne stepped up to the plate.”

Umm, I hope Katie is being paid extra because it is one thing if you have to pretend to sleep with him, but is quite another to be calling members of the media saying how much Tom is the greatest guy alive and also being his secretary. With all of the Scientologists in the world, he has Katie be his secretary and publicist? I hope there is something about that in the contract because that seems to be going above and beyond the call of duty. I mean that is like worse almost than if he made her help him with his Spanx each day. OK, maybe not quite that bad, because he probably is an ass about his Spanx.

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It is so nice to see a big smile on Suri Cruise’s face because she is such a little doll!!!

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• Katie, I Think Suri Is Broken. Either That Or The Batteries Are Dying.
• Now Katie Holmes is dressing Suri like her

After months and months of rehearsal, thousands of miles flown, and two burned out auditors it’s finally time for Katie Holmes to make her Broadway debut tonight in front of Tom Cruise who will probably rush from his seat the moment the play ends, run up on the stage, and talk to the audience for a good twenty minutes. Don’t blame Tom for this. He hasn’t heard applause in a long time and so he likes to take advantage of it. It’s why he keeps going to football games. He closes his eyes and pretends they are clapping for him.

Although tonight is considered just a preview of the show and not opening night, lets face it, Katie isn’t going to change much between now and then. Sure, the critics officially will not have their say until the middle of October, but if Katie sucks, she might not even make it to the middle of October, but be called away due to a family emergency or a once in a lifetime film role which will mysteriously vanish in a few months when all of this settles down.

Whatever tonight brings in the way of Katie being good or not is really not relevant. We know that tonight is a chance for Tom Cruise to shine, and to steal whatever spotlight he can. Think of him getting ready for tonight. Finding just the right Spanx to put on, the right pair of heels and that three piece sweater vest combo that only he seems to enjoy. Whether Katie is good or bad, Tom knows it will be his photos all over the papers tomorrow.

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