Tsk, tsk. Someone needs to tell John Mayer not to drink and Tweet! The crooner went Twitter-happy on Saturday night when, after a night of partying, his pal Rob Dyrdek was carried out of the L.A. nightclub My House for being too intoxicated.

Mayer was on hand both to celebrate the success of his skater boy buddy’s new film “Street Dreams” and later in the evening to bring him to a hospital where he had his stomach pumped. After escorting Dyrdek out of the hotspot, Mayer Tweeted from Cedars Sinai Medical Center: “In triage at Cedars with @Robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into applause.” Minutes later he added, “Applause. Sh*t! Applause.”

Luckily, the “Rob and Big” star was feeling better yesterday morning, and was even well enough to ? you guessed it ? Tweet about the incident. “A funny night out with @johncmayer,” he posted. “Glow stick Dancing leads to this . . .” with a link to the picture on TMZ.com.

When stomach pumping becomes socially acceptable fodder, it’s clear that Twitter has hit new lows. Perhaps “Rob and John” should be MTV’s next show, where the boys can Tweet their nights ? and sobriety ? away. But would anybody actually watch?

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Oh that John Mayer! The man who dates the paparazzi darlings might not have one at the current time, but that doesn’t stop him from pretending like he is still doing one of them. Next up he will take his vacuum cleaner and pretend that he got some hickeys!

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James told “Boomer & Craig” on WFAN Sports Radio that she met the singer-songwriter in Manhattan. “He had someone send for me [from] across the room,” James related. “He had a bunch of girls with him and he said, ‘We should [all] go back to my apartment.’ ” She said Mayer left first to avoid the paparazzi, and when they got to Mayer’s apartment, “We were all hanging out and everyone started to gradually leave. It was just he and I at this point. I told him, ‘I need some taxi money, I’m gonna go home now.’ ” Mayer asked James for her number and she gave it to him before leaving. She recalled, “He texted me throughout the entire night while I was at the hotel room,” leaving messages like, “Let me tuck you in. I want to see you.” While the show’s hosts labeled Mayer “a douche,” a friend of his shrugged it off, “He met her two years ago, it was not a big deal.”

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It’s not that John Mayer isn’t that into Jennifer Aniston — he’s just too busy for her.

The rocker, who was caught on a business date with a beautiful blond last week at Marix Tex Mex restaurant in Santa Monica, was back with Aniston at a private Super Bowl bash in Calabasas, Calif., on Sunday. And while that may signal another “on” phase for the on-again/off-again couple, pals say Mayer is way too busy for a serious relationship with Aniston, and instead wants to focus on himself.

“John’s goal is to keep a low profile this year, and Jen is about as far off from low-profile as you can get,” a source tells us. “He just wants to keep out of the spotlight and finally concentrate on his music.”

Mayer is working on an album tentatively titled “Battle Studies,” a followup to 2006’s “Continuum.” “He’s always in and out of the studio,” a second insider reveals. “That’s his focus.”

In addition to his music, Mayer is in talks to film a sketch-comedy show for CBS. “It’s more of a variety show that will resemble VH1’s ‘John Mayer Has a TV Show,’?” says the snitch. “That’s where his bear skit was born, so think along those lines. Combine a bunch of funny shorts, and you’ll have the show.”
And what about Aniston, whose flick “He’s Just Not That Into You” opens Friday? Insiders say she’s sick of her inconsistent relationship with Mayer.

“He keeps her in limbo,” the snitch reports. “She and John see each other and sleep with each other, but are they getting ready to walk down the aisle? No. Jennifer knows that. But at the same time, no girl wants to spend every night alone. She needs to accept the title of her new movie to be the title of her life.”
Mayer’s rep says, “We do not comment on John’s personal life.”

If things don’t work out with Mayer, Aniston has a second singing suitor waiting in the wings: “Rock of Love” bad boy Bret Michaels.

“Bret is really crushing on Jen,” a pal of Michaels confides. “He says she’s the kind of girl you can have a good time with, but can still take home to Mom.”
While we think Michaels could rock Jen’s love, a Mayer pal says: “Jen can date whoever she pleases, but she should keep in mind that John’s tour bus is so much better than Bret’s!”

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Would you spend $25,000 on week with John Mayer on a cruise where he will be at your beck and call? 

Ship off from Southern California with three of your lucky friends and meet multi-platinum GRAMMY Winner John Mayer on his “Mayercraft Carrier 2,” a floatable party ship that sails the seas stocked with parties, performers, jam sessions and good times.

This experience includes roundtrip airfare for four to Los Angeles, California where you’ll stay at The Leading Hotels of the World’s luxuriously intimate Casa del Mar, a hacienda-style beachfront hotel set on the edge of the Sea of Cortez, on both the eve of your cruise and the night of your return.

The Mayercraft Carrier 2 sets sail on March 27 for a four-day voyage of fun, sun and plenty of jawdropping perks—like the guitar of Mayer’s that he’ll sign and give to you to take with you wherever you roam!

If that sounds like something you would want, then go over to ebay and hurry and bid on him because no one else has.

Even Jennifer Aniston doesn’t think he is worth the price. I personally wish Angelina Jolie bid on the cruise, how awesome would that be? Afterall it is for a good cause, Musicians On Call that brings music to hospitals.

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I don’t actually think Jennifer Aniston is stupid. I think she is annoying as all hell, but I don’t think she is stupid. I wouldn’t want to hang out with her, but I don’t think she’s stupid. I don’t think she is all that great looking, but I don’t think she’s stupid. I think she needs to shower more often, but I don’t think she’s stupid. But what I think is beside the point. John Mayer thinks Jennifer Aniston is as dumb as a box of rocks at least according to Pink. Apparently Pink and John Mayer got into some kind of fight. Pink likes real guys and the douche bagginess of John Mayer did not rub her the right way.

John told her that he only sleeps with really stupid women. According to The Sun, Pink said something along the lines of they would have to be really stupid to want to. Now, can we all assume that John and Jen have slept together? Can we assume that John and Jessica Simpson slept together? So, if you can walk and talk at the same time, John Mayer is not interested in you at all. But, if you like to sit around and talk about nothing all day, then here comes John.

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John Mayer rang in his 31st birthday at exclusive Beverly Hills cigar bar Grand Havana Room October 15 - with back-on girlfriend Jennifer Aniston by his side.

The relaxed pair hung out on a private outdoor patio for several hours late in the evening. Mayer, at one point, affectionately stroked Aniston’s hair.

The singer - whose actual birthday is October 16 - and the Marley and Me actress, 39, began a whirlwind romance in April, but split in August.

On October 10, however, the two appeared to be back on. They took in a Ray LaMontagne concert in Boston and then spent the next couple of days in New York City before flying to Los Angeles on a private plane.

Another public date followed on October 13, where they dined and drank wine with three pals at Sunset Tower’s Tower Bar.

“They were holding hands at one point and seemed very much back on,” a witness tells Us.

A source says the two reconnected because Aniston “can’t deny their major chemistry, similarities and ability to laugh at things.”

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Looks like Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are giving their relationship another chance.

The pair met up Friday in Boston to attend a Ray LaMontagne concert.

“It was a very public date,” a source says in the newest issue of Us Weekly.

Mayer was in town teaching a week-long music class at his alma mater, the Berklee College of Music.

The couple then jetted together to New York City for the remainder of the weekend.

Mayer, 31, and Aniston, 39, split in August after dating for four months.

A source confirmed to Us after their break up that she wanted a bigger commitment from Mayer - and a baby.

“These are mature people who talk about things maturely,” the pal said. “It’s just slowed down.”

Another source countered: “If she said she wants kids and he’s not ready, that’s not being needy. It’s being honest.”

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Late Tuesday evening, The Daily Transom headed to the Lower East Side, where John Mayer performed a “secret” midnight show at Mercury Lounge. Mr. Mayer was extremely loquacious between songs, but the notorious oversharer remained mum about Perez Hilton’s recent allegations about him on Howard Stern’s radio show. Mr. Mayer did, however, remark to the small audience—which included comedians Sherrod Small and James Smith—that “the sweat stains on my shirt predict McCain will win.” The “subversive hipster crowd” (as Mr. Mayer dubbed the audience) booed, and he smirked and continued, “He’s the juice box fortune heir, right? This is the worst segue into ‘Waiting on the World to Change’ ever.”
In between material both old and new —and a quick few bars of something that resembled Zeppelin—Mr. Mayer mused on everything from recently turning 30 to the inability of people to connect in the digital age. “I know shit will end up on YouTube, but I gotta work it out somehow. That’s the problem with people today. Everyone sits in dark rooms and sends each other links, but it’s a connectedness without really being connected.”

The crowd, undaunted by Mr. Mayer’s philosophizing, shouted jibes like “Nice mustache!” (”Oh, do I have a mustache?” he quipped back) and the singer/songwriter rambled on. “I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately, which is different from the wondering you do when you’re drunk and in a club.” Here he paused to demonstrate his club dancing abilities. “When you’re drunk, you think you’re thinking, but really you’re just making these intense plans about how you can’t wait to get home and organize your Apple TV and songs.”

He also paused to check his BlackBerry—nice product placement!—and said, “Who am I kidding? No one calls me anymore. Oh wait, here’s a text message from ‘device is powering down.’”

After the show, Mr. Mayer, Mr. Small, and Mr. Smith, who is from Australia, attempted to escape to another bar. But women kept walking up to Mr. Mayer, handing him notes, and walking away.

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John Mayer admits he tossed Jennifer Aniston to the curb, but he also believes the media is full of big meanies out to get him. And he says Jen is smart and sophisticated. Translation: John Mayer is into big sluts. And I can’t blame him. Not at all.

“If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody. Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met. She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life and I’m going through something that’s a very personal thing and you have to give that up. You have to give everything up because you can’t have it all and it sucks.
“I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting, but it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”
Mayer reflected on the situation as “the most normal thing in the world – There’s no lying, there’s no cheating. There’s no nothing.

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John Mayer urged the Los Angeles City Council on Thursday to place restrictions on the paparazzi for the safety of everybody.

“I don’t sit before you today to ask that you ban the paparazzi,” Mayer, 30, testified at a City Hall hearing considering new restrictions on the photographers. “I’m asking you to regulate it, officialize it, tax it, legitimize it.”

After recounting his own dangerous encounters on the road with photographers running red lights “just to stay behind you,” Mayer proposed a law requiring “an acceptable distance” between photographers and an “unwilling subject.”

Mayer, a paparazzi magnet since dating Jennifer Aniston, also suggested a “big white P on a yellow license plate [that] says the driver works for an accredited photo agency” or press credentials “worn in plain sight.”

“Regulating the paparazzi won’t bring an end to modern-day media coverage, just as the newly enforced hands-free law hasn’t stopped people from talking on cell phones while they drive,” said Mayer in his testimony, which he posted on his Web site. “It’s only an adaptive measure put in place to respond to some of the ways that living in a technological free market can compromise personal safety.”

Outside the hearing, the paparazzi found an unlikely ally in L.A.’s police chief, who calls new restrictions unnecessary now that Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are better behaved.

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God; and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” Chief William Bratton told KNBC-TV.

He added: “If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with.”

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Singer John Mayer and Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz do a little shopping together at Magnolia and were all smiles as they headed to their car the other day in Los Angeles, California. John and Pete wore a white t-shirt while Pete did the same but with a sweater over it. They look like a very happy couple !

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Singer Jakob Dylan

John Mayer

Jakob Dylan, son of the legend himself, Bob Dylan and John Mayer performed at the 2008 Rothbury Music & Arts Festival on Day 4 in Rothbury, Michigan the other day.

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