After a long intro confirming both her stoner-film creds and her susceptibility to Mary-Kate Olsen’s fashion influence, a new profile of actress Olivia Thirlby eventually got to the real news: Jack and Diane, Thirlby’s long-gestating teen-lesbian-werewolf reunion with her Juno pal Ellen Page, will not be coming soon to a theater near you. We know, we know — a true shocker, but as Thirlby alludes, it’s the kind of tough call that a young, sexually ambiguous Oscar-nominee just has to make:

“I mean, it’s half-animated and nonlinear and Ellen’s in a very high place right now and there’s just too much focus on her and her career for her to be able to go off and do some super-experimental flick.”

This is clearly a matter of dues-paying for both women — particularly for the non-conformist Page, whose “one for Ratner, one nonlinear girl-girl monster drama for me” is proving a tougher road to hoe than even her image-shaping, power-lesbian flack/Oscar date may have anticipated months ago. All we can recommend is for the ladies as the Jack and Diane window closes is to keep fighting the good fight; considering Thirlby’s admitted luck with pot comedies, the film may be just one super-experimentally drug-dealing-werewolf subplot away from the green light they’ve so desperately awaited.

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• Olivia Thirlby Who?
• I’m Really Digging This Ellen Page Photo Shoot

Welcome to Ellen Page Dump-and-Run Week, when even today’s news that America’s ambiguously-persuasioned sweetheart is attached to star in yet another adaptation of Jane Eyre is slightly overshadowed by the two “new” Page releases you may not have known to look for. Like An American Crime? You know this one? No? Page stars as Sylvia Likens, the Indianapolis teen who was beaten, tortured and murdered by her caretaker (played by Catherine Keener) in one of the most notorious homicides in American history. We saw it at the Sundance Film Festival in 2007, when someone reportedly passed out at the premiere — probably the producer who realized his high-caliber drama (starring two Oscar nominees!) was headed straight to Showtime oblivion this Saturday at 10 p.m. We feel him, but that’s not the half of it.

A day earlier on May 9, Page’s other hibernating indie, The Tracey Fragments, arrives on-screen and under the radar in limited release. We’re checking it out in the next few days, but we’ve heard mixed things about the story of a runaway (Page) looking for her brother — in split-screen! Really! It’s amazing, then, that we should hear Page is now dialed in as the title character in the umpteenth adaptation of Charlotte Bronte’s 1847 novel Jane Eyre, which Miramax is rumored to be hopping aboard alongside BBC Films. No director is yet attached. Meanwhile, the thriller Peacock — Page’s first new film since Juno’s Oscar run — starts shooting this month in Des Moines. From here on out, it’s nothing but the best. Seriously. We think.

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• Ellen Page at 19th Annual Palm Springs Film Festival
• Ellen Page On SNL

The people at SNL were quick with the pens and Ellen Page had no problems mocking all the lesbian stories that were written about her last week. You need to watch this sketch quickly because the people at NBC are not known for their love of YouTube and so it won’t be long before it is down. Ellen Page is hilarious.

As I wrote the above sentence, NBC took it down already. They refuse to post it on their website, so you will have to make do with this Ellen Page digital short which is funny, but not as funny as the other clip. Damn suits.

• Michael Musto Basically Outs Ellen Page
• Ellen Page at 19th Annual Palm Springs Film Festival

Ellen trying not to be noticed.

• Ellen Page On SNL
• Ellen Page at 19th Annual Palm Springs Film Festival

Michael Musto spent most of his column basically outing Ellen Page. You can read the column here. Look, I really like Michael Musto. I think he is funny and witty and a much better writer than I ever could hope to be, but I think that just because she never has had a boyfriend that she has publicly spoken about makes her gay. She has only been in the public eye for a very short time and so to have every question answered about her already seems kind of unfair. Let her get some time spent in Hollywood first, then you can go ahead and do this. Hell, I love playing the Is So And So Gay? game, but for some reason it just feels wrong to do it to someone who hasn’t been in town long enough to know how the game is played.

Musto even quotes a website which he doesn’t name as saying Ellen is an out lesbian. Fine, if she is, then I am sure she will talk about it, but until then, give her some time. You know I love snark and skewering people, but for some reason this time it just doesn’t seem right. I enjoy snark and skewering celebrities when they deserve it for something they have done, not just for the sake of doing it. What makes Ellen Page different from say Ryan or Hayden is both of them hold themselves out to be straight. Fine, maybe they are, but if they are not, then they are lying to the public. Ellen Page hasn’t done that, and doesn’t really deserve the tag that will now follow her forever whether it is true or not.

• Ellen Page On SNL
• Ellen Page at 19th Annual Palm Springs Film Festival

 

I really thought she was going to wear a tiny suit and tie.

• Ellen Page Looking So Sweet at the 19th annual Producers Guild Awards
• Ellen Page On SNL

Ellen Page at the 11th Annual Impact Awards Gala

• Ellen Page Looking So Sweet at the 19th annual Producers Guild Awards
• Ellen Page pictures at the 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

Ellen Page at the Film Independent’s Spirit Awards in Santa Monica

• HEATH LEDGER HONORED AT SPIRIT AWARDS
• Ellen Page at 19th Annual Palm Springs Film Festival

I knew there was a very beautiful girl hiding in there somewhere.

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• Ellen Page pictures at the 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
• Diane Lane at the 19th annual Producers Guild Awards

• I’m Really Digging This Ellen Page Photo Shoot
• Ellen Page On SNL

• Ellen Page Looking So Sweet at the 19th annual Producers Guild Awards
• Ellen Page pictures at the 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

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• Ellen Pompeo photos at the 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
• Nicollette Sheridan photos at the 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards

Ellen Page

Another Hollywood celebrity is blaming the media for its treatment of wild and crazy singer Britney Spears, calling their behaviour “sickening”. Ellen Page says she sympathises with Spears because she could have been in the same situation if she began her career at such a young age. Page was asked to relocate to Los Angeles to star in a new Television sitcom at just 13, but turned down the role to finish schooling in her native country of Canada. The young star is alos convinced that if she had accepted the part, she could have been a misled teen, and a victim of the tabloids’ wild paparazzi. She said, “It definitely happens to some people and it doesn’t to others.It’s really unfortunate, I wish there was more compassion for those people versus just relentless judgments. It’s sickening. “I feel bad, you know, they were hyper-sexualized at the age of 16, not guided or taken care of or nurtured properly. And now people treat it like it’s a joke. Let’s splatter their face on newspapers every day and show them being taken out of their house on a stretcher! It’s like, why don’t we ask why this is happening? It makes me very angry.”

Editors Note: What is this, blame the media week ? Every celebrity is blaming the media for their drug and alcohol problem. Did the paparazzi make any of the celebrities drink and do drugs? Read below for more celebrity complaints !

• Ellen Page On SNL
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