While scouring through sites this morning, I have seen this story reported on at least 5 sites that are usually respected. As much as I would love for it to be true, it is obvious that someone hacked into her Twitter and rehashed whats his name’s story from the other night in Toronto. I know I saw this on The Sun earlier and on Digital Spy. Come on. Oh, and you know she was hacked, because Dina could never come up with anything funny on her own. Except when she tries to spin. That is humorous. This is from the same guy who made her look foolish with the 140 character count thing before. It is funny though.

“I NEED this situation rectified immediately. Will someone that can get in contact with housekeeping tell them. This is not appropriate I need assistance IMMEDIATELY. Someone please get a hold of housekeeping for me. I am being ignored and discriminated (against) once again! Someone please help.”

“I was just assaulted by housekeeping staff, she swore back at me and threw the towels at me. I am in shock I think the towels left a mark on me. I need a camera IMMEDIATELY to document my injuries from this reckless woman. How dare she! I am shaking. Will someone provide me with a camera?”

“Being held HOSTAGE in my room, I fear the woman who assaulted me and swore back at me is in the hallway screaming in a strange language. HELP. I am SHAKING I need to document all of this for security I immediately require a linguists (sic) to help tell me the strange language she is shouting.”

“I don’t condone violence but she swore back at me and ASSAULTED (me) with the towels am I to defend??? I would like to see you all get towels thrown VIOLENTLY at you and see how much it assaults you.”

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To make this week complete I just need Michael Lohan to say something stupid and for Ali Lohan to get pregnant or arrested or something. In my Lohan Bingo game I don’t have all the squares filled but it is getting close. Just because she can’t shut up, Dina decided to give an interview to whomever would listen. Not too many it turns out, but she gives the best quotes money can buy.

Did you know that Lindsay’s cell phone was hacked last month? Me either and I find it hard to believe because Lindsay tweets about pretty much damn near anything. I don’t really care one way or the other. That isn’t why I decided to write about Dina. Nope. That kind of quote can only get you so far in a post. It is this next quote that makes Dina a star.

“Lindsay is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace. The tabloids need to leave her alone with all the lies and reporting with no proof.”

Umm, if the tabloids left Lindsay alone she would hunt them down and find them. I think they would be perfectly happy to leave her alone. They don’t really follow her outside Los Angeles anymore which is a damn shame because I have a feeling the real fun stuff happens overseas. I’m not sure what lies have been told by the tabloids but if they have then sue. Oh wait it has to damage her reputation too. That is going to be a tough one. Yeah. My bad. I forgot she doesn’t really have much of one to destroy at this point.

Dina then throws out that Elle quote as a defense in support of Lindsay not stealing the jewels from the fashion shoot. She also says that any suggestion Lindsay is involved in the theft is defamatory, false, and unfair. I believe those might have been the same words she used when Lindsay was accused of stealing the fur. Oh, and wasn’t there something else she was alleged to have stolen from some friends as well. Yes, in addition to what she stole from the Louis Vuitton shoot. The friends thing is different from the fur thing which is different from the Louis Vuitton thing which is different from the jewels thing.

To top the entire interview off, Dina gets screwed. No, not literally, but Kneepads ran the interview late yesterday afternoon and makes Dina look extremely stupid. Unintentionally I’m sure. “Lindsay has been home with me and her family for awhile now, celebrating her little brother [Cody’s] confirmation and his 13th birthday.”

Last I checked, Lindsay was in New York for like a day and has been out stalking Sam or hanging out with Seacrest or Brittny Gastineau at least the past two nights here in LA so, nice try Dina. Don’t you just love how she throws in the church thing with Cody getting confirmed? Please. If Lindsay or Dina walked into a church there would be a fire like no other in history. I can’t even picture them at a church service together. I’m surprised the Rapture didn’t take place that day.

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This time for allegedly threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to dump him. Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. “Michael! Plan two!” shouted Lohan’s lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. “Plan two” consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars. He couldn’t have picked a better time for the alleged threat, because terms of his parole ended on Feb. 7. He’s due in family court in Westbury today, when he’ll have to explain why he’s behind in child support — by $12,000, sources told The Post.

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Ali Lohan may score a lot of perks thanks to big sis Lindsay – think nights out in Hollywood hotspots, Beverly Hills shopping sprees and the recent trip to Hawaii where the pair wore teensy bikinis and were photographed constantly.

Unfortunately, one thing the 15-year-old starlet isn’t getting from Lindsay is a good role model who’s making positive life choices. Experts say the sibling relationship could actually be harmful to Ali’s mental health.

“If you have an older child who is breaking a lot of the rules and engaging in dangerous and risky behavior, this can have a negative impact on the younger child,” said Dr. Eva Ritvo, psychiatrist and vice chair of psychiatry at the University of Miami School of Medicine.

“Adolescents are trying to break away from their family and they don’t always make the best choices. They’re looking for role models other than their parents, and often turn to peers and older sisters, who can have a very powerful influence on the younger child,” she said.

Impressionable Ali can hardly help but notice Lindsay’s partying, stints in and out of rehab, and her skin-and-bones appearance. But how she reacts to those things could go one of two directions, experts say.

Some teens with out of control older sibs may copy them, while others fall into the role of trying to protect loved ones from the person. “You either try to outdo or you become a caretaker,” says Dr. Keith Ablow, psychiatrist and Fox News contributor, who founded the website www.LivingtheTruth.com.

“The course Ali is taking appears to be more in the direction of copying than in shrinking from the cameras and the revelry,” he said.

Besides the risk of having Ali try to emulate an older sib who’s engaged in some negative behaviors, there’s the danger that she’s not getting enough parental attention because so much of it is focused on Lindsay.

“When you are a sister of the woman the world watches and who is seemingly more heat than light, you can get lost in the attempt to get attention,” Ablow said. “It’s like sibling rivalry on steroids, and to step out of that kind of energy is like stepping out of a tornado and hoping to not get chewed up as you step out of it.”

Psychologist Donna LaMar said that Ali could be helped if a caring adult steps in and offers guidance, support and perspective. That person does not necessarily have to be a relative in order to be effective, she said.

“It could be a teacher or in her case, maybe someone in the business,” LaMar said.

“The person could just say to her, hey what are you doing? What are you searching for and what do you need in your life right now?” What’s important for those close to Ali is to not give up, LaMar said.

“It’s never too late,” she said. “There is always a choice to be made.”

For now, Ali, who was recently spotted holding Lindsay’s hand as they left West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont together, appears to be choosing Lindsay.

She’s in a tough spot, acknowledged Ablow. “Trying to get what you need as a 15-year-old girl can be a tall order when your sister is very famous and very unpredictable,” he said.

“A 15-year-old should not have to be in the role or either caretaker or competitor, but she should be in a comfortable place where she can become an individual, where she can look at the world with security and choose what defines her.”

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Ali Lohan show off their curves and get wet and wild during some surfing lessons in Hawaii on Thursday.

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Instead of taking her children to dinner or to a movie, Dina Lohan decided to take her eldest daughter and her 15 year old daughter Ali to Villa nightclub last week. Dina was shocked that the club would not allow Ali to enter the club. I mean she is Ali Lohan. Why would things like laws apply to her? Dina did the whole do you know who I am thing, but, come on it’s Dina Lohan. What security guy cares what she thinks or does. What is she going to do? No one listens to her and she can’t really go to the cops and complain that the club decided to follow the law.

What kind of mom takes a 15 year old to a club? Well, I guess in a sense she is better than Taylor Momsen’s mom who just lets her 15 year old go to clubs by herself. At least Dina would have been there to chaperon Ali as she danced with guys in their 30’s and Dina danced with guys in their 20’s and the eldest daughter screamed into her cell phone while showing off her fake tan.

To me, just thinking that it is a good idea to take your 15 year old to a night club should get your kid taken away. Ali is a minor. Where was Cody while all of this was going on? Another minor he was probably back in New York going to school and living with grandma because he can’t contribute any money to the Dina Lohan doesn’t want to get a real job fund. Is Ali even going to school? If she is being home schooled it is not by Dina because that would be against the law unless Dina has a teaching credential. My guess is that Ali just sits in her room all day and listens to her older sister and Sam yelling and fighting while Dina makes plans for them to go find guys together.

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Lindsay Lohan fended off attacks earlier this week, after her thin frame became the focus of attention.

And now, her mom is stepping up to defend her daughter.

In a new interview for Access Hollywood and “The Billy Bush Show,” Dina Lohan defended Lindsay’s skinny physique.

“I don’t know why people care about other people’s weight. I think they should look in their own mirror and stare at themselves,” Dina told Billy. “I’m a mom. If I see my daughter a little thin, I say, ‘Eat more McDonald’s.’”

Earlier this week, Lindsay also referred to the fast-food chain in defending herself from comments in the media suggesting she and girlfriend Samantha Ronson were in competition to see who could become thinner.

“I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald’s,” Lindsay told Us Weekly on Monday. “I eat as much as I always have.”

Still, Dina says it wouldn’t kill her daughter to add a few pounds.

“I told Lindsay I think she’s a little thin,” Dina admitted. “But we go through this every couple of months. My daughter is happy and healthy and that’s all that really matters.”

Dealing with tabloid attention is certainly nothing new for Dina and her family and she said it’s something they’ve learned to ignore.

“We try to keep it at bay and not really read it or engage in it because it’s just other people’s opinions,” she continued. “We’ve got hit pretty hard in the past, so we don’t really go there.”

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While Lindsay has been taking to her MySpace blog to vent about her troubled life, Dina is living it up. The “Mother of the Year” - who constantly claims she doesn’t go out to nightclubs with her kids - took her just-turned-21 son, Michael, to 1Oak the other night to celebrate his being of legal drinking age. But unlike her old days of clubbing with Lindsay, the mom of four left the bash early. One partygoer told us, “Michael had a low-key night.”

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Did I miss something along the way in the history of sexuality. In the latest edition of Harpers Bazaar, Lindsay Lohan says she isn’t a lesbian and when she was asked if she is bisexual, she said “Maybe. Yeah.” Umm, Lindsay. You do know that you are dating and “madly in love” with a lesbian right? Somehow I think Samantha Ronson is pretty sure of what she is and I don’t think she is quite as wishy washy as you. I guess this of course is the guy mind at work here thinking that you need to have sex as part of a relationship. Obviously that isn’t true and I can see that two people can be in love and dating and want to be with each other even if they don’t want to consummate it. Doesn’t sound like much fun to me, but to each their own.

You would think it would cause problems for at least Samantha who presumably would like to get a little action. I’m sure Lindsay if she really has no interest in women is perfectly happy with things the way they are, but again, in my guy mind, I would think that at some point Samantha would lose patience. But then again, you can’t force someone to become gay so maybe she is just happy being in a loving relationship, asexual as it may be.

This one confuses me and in no small part simply because I feel out of my league discussing any kind of relationships that are beyond my basic skill set. I understand gay and straight. I even understand Paris Hilton and Benji Madden to some extent, but the Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson relationship is just beyond my depth. Would someone like to help explain it all to me.

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For a girl often accused of growing up too fast, 14-year-old Ali Lohan isn’t shy about setting her sights on her first car and learning how to drive.

“I’m so excited (about turning 16),” Lohan told Life & Style. “I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’

Lohan has another two years before she’ll be able to get a learner’s permit, but she told the magazine she’s got her first car picked out. “I want a BMW truck!”

She might be planning on chipping in for gas money though — Lohan recently filed paperwork in L.A. County Superior Court for a work permit to allow her to record with Maloof Music producers.

The Maloof family owns the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, which was often the setting for Ali and her mom Dina’s reality show “Living Lohan,” which also happened to be a Maloof production.

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I’m always willing to post a Michael Lohan story, especially since it gives me an excuse to post the photo of him in his Right Said Fred wardrobe. Apparently despite his best efforts, Lindsay Lohan is still not talking to her father. Because of that, he has no way to call her and ask for a couple of bucks. I mean he is getting married soon and his new bride doesn’t seem thrilled that he is deciding between cubic zirconia diamonds down at Wal-Mart.So, Michael found some weekly publication willing to give him $20 to say anything about Lindsay. New York magazine was the lucky recipient of a few minutes of Michael’s time and he had this to say.

“I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgement on anyone. In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly and it was the wrong choice. Family matters should be kept private. I’ve learned that now.”

Umm. This declaration that family matters should stay private will last about as long as there is no news or money to be made by him to release other family matters. Do you really think we will never hear another word from Michael Lohan about his family? Seriously? Does he expect us to buy that? Please. The only reason he is saying it now is either because he needs money, it’s the Christmas season and he wants a gift, or his new bride wants Sam to DJ at the wedding. If he didn’t talk about family, what would he talk about? Knowing him almost anything. But, no one is interested in anything he has to say unless it is about family. So, the bright side is that if he keeps his word we will never have to do another Michael Lohan post.

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If you recall, about a month or so ago, I posted a little thing in here about how Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral of her grandfather because she was in an argument with Michael Lohan. I said she should have gone and most of you said she didn’t have to. Hey, at least she had some kind of reason for not attending. I mean in retrospect if she had gone, Michael would have probably just tried to sell the photos of it anyway, so he is probably just pissed he couldn’t go out and acquire any more items from the Right Said Fred line of clothes.

But, one person who was also not there was Ali Lohan. Not caught up in a huge squabble with her dad, one wonders what her excuse was for not showing up. Well according to Fox, the reason Ali didn’t show up at the funeral was because she didn’t have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn’t want anyone to see what horrible hair she has. Ummm. I guess we can congratulate her for telling the truth instead of making up some kind of in bed with the flu story. Can you even comprehend how shallow someone must be that they would not attend the funeral of their grandfather because they didn’t have time to get hair extensions? What the hell has this world come to? How vain can a kid get? I’m sure it was a horrific drama for her, but don’t you think that the parent she currently lives with would have at least acted like a parent and told her to get the f**k to the funeral? Yeah, well the mother of the year obviously didn’t do that because she was probably more concerned with how the look would affect her future commissions. She has to make a living after all, and she only has so many kids.

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Lindsay Lohan is reported to have turned to LA police after becoming the victim of vile abuse.

The actress, who is currently the close companion of DJ Samantha Ronson, 31, is said to have received ‘Biblical’ threats at 3 different Californian addresses.

Now she has been assigned a police guard to protect her, claims the Daily Star.

Meanwhile, lawyers for Lindsay, 22, have filed a motion to prevent the paparazzi from filming her when she gives evidence in an upcoming court case involving her close friend, reports Access Hollywood.

Lindsay also doesn’t want transcripts or other accounts to be made public because she fears they would be ‘illegally exploited by the media’.

Samantha is embroiled in a legal battle with her former lawyers who she claims failed to ‘adequately represent her’ when she sued Perez Hilton and other internet bloggers for defaming her character.

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FAMED music manager Johnny Wright is not only saying, “Thanks, but no thanks” to Dina Lohan - he slams her and her daughter Ali in a statement to Page Six.

Last week, we reported that Ali - the 14-year-old younger sister of Lindsay Lohan - and stage mother Dina had been approached by Wright through the Maloof brothers, who own The Palms in Las Vegas and the Sacramento Kings.

Lohan sources said Wright - who steered the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake to the top - offered to manage Ali’s career. At the time, Dina told us via a rep she was interested and would take the meeting.

But forget that.

A scathing statement from Wright’s company states: “Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan.

“Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.

“Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company’s roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.”

A rep for Dina and Ali didn’t get back to us. Ali could use the help, though. Her single, “All the Way Around,” flopped this summer, and her show with Dina, “Living Lohan” on E!, isn’t expected to be renewed.

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Hey, what do you know, an exclusive. Do you feel the excitement? Me neither. It just kind of seemed too lame to make a blind item, but exclusives are kind of lame. Of course it would have to be about Michael Lohan. Well, can’t win them all. At least he is fun to make fun of. Apparently now that Michael is getting married he is looking for something to do to make a buck other than trying to live off his relationship with his daughter. Probably a good idea considering the disintegration of that relationship and it wasn’t even a year ago when they were all huggy kissy when she got out of that Utah rehab clinic. Well being a general pain in the ass and making unsolicited comments can lead to the break down of even a father-daughter relationship.

Enough about that. Lets talk about Michael’s new money making scheme. Right now he is gathering investors for the purpose of getting them to pony up a bunch of dough so Michael can open his own celebrity rehab place. Not sure I would give him money to buy me a loaf of bread at the store, but ok. According to the person who passed me along all of this, otherwise, known as a source. Sounds cheesy like that though huh? Trying to stay off the cheese though this morning. No, not a lactose thing, but thanks for your concern. Anyway, the source says that Michael is telling all these potential investors that he is eminently qualified to to run such a place because of his own history with substance abuse and because he has a “unique insight and understanding into the nature of celebrity addicts.” Well, sure, but that means when he is selling this idea to investors he is exploiting Lindsay, because as far as I know he is the only celebrity addict he really knows. And does having insight into one celebrity addiction and going through rehab yourself somehow make you an expert and give you the ability to run an entire clinic? I don’t think so. Oh, and you think that when Michael needs some extra cash that perhaps someone at the clinic will whisper something to the tabloids. I wouldn’t go there if I were a celebrity. I wouldn’t go there period. The last thing I need to see if I am coming off a four year bender is Michael Lohan’s face in mine everyday while I’m trying to get clean.

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