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They’re releasing their Greatest Hits album next month before embarking on a mega-tour.  And it looks like the Spice Girls won’t have any trouble selling tickets to their shows.

For instance, the Spice Girls’ London show sold out in all of thirty-eight SECONDS… not minutes, but seconds.  And that was after over a million fans pre-registered to be able to buy tickets.

Now that David Beckham and wife Victoria are back in Los Angeles following Becks’ dad’s heart attack - the soccer stud is hoping that his pops will come join him in the States.

According to the latest reports, the LA Galaxy footballer wouldn’t even be home if it weren’t at his father, Ted Beckham’s, insistence. Now, David has made it clear that he expects to see Ted on a flight to LA in the near future.

We were all saddened for the Beckhams last week when they had to rush to England to tend to David’s dad.  But things are looking to be on the up and up, with Becks’ return to LA.

Preliminary reports suggest that the elder Beckham is on the mend after he was rushed to the hospital, complaining of chest pains.

As a follow up to the Gossip Girl’s story on Posh Spice ditching Japan to be with her man, the Beckhams have been reunited in England, as David and Victoria tend to Beck’s ailing father.

The Beckhams arrived at London Chest Hospital around 11 am this morning (England time) in a bling bling Bentley.  They were joined by their entourage, traveling ahead of them in an SUV.

Victoria Beckham was spotted leaving Tokyo ahead of schedule this morning. Posh was on her way to London to be with husband David Beckham, whose dad recently suffered a heart attack.

David had already caught a flight from Los Angeles last night to join his father, Ted, 59, at an East London hospital.

David Beckham was seen fighting back tears yesterday as he rushed to be by his father’s side. Becks’ daddy suffered a near-fatal heart attack in London. Becks’ spokeswhore said, “His father has had a heart attack and is currently being treated in hospital. Victoria is in Japan working but obviously she has been informed of it and she is concerned.”

Yeah right! David probably called Posh and she’s like “Who?! Hah? Wait…but we’ve still got money right?” 

Oh Becks! Don’t let the world see your tears!  I will be your bosom while that pig witch is busy with her own life!

Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings!!! Fly high and proud!!!
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all!!!

FUCK! Now I got effin Melissa effin Manchester in my head all day long. 

Story: Daily Mail - Images: Splash

Earlier I wrote about how Posh the Pig Witch probably didn’t give a flying fuck that David Beckham’s daddy was in the hospital after he suffered a heart attack. Well, Posh cancelled all of her engagements in Tokyo and left today to be with Becks in England. She does have some blood in her heart.

Posh was in Tokyo to launch her make-up line. Yes…make-up line. Her foundation comes in three colors: orange, medium orange and dark orange.  

Victoria Beckham decided it’d be cool to dress like a Nazi as she flew from LA to Japan. Some say she’s basing her look on Tom Cruise’s new role as a Nazi colonel. Victoria and Tom’s wife Katie Holmes are close friends. So close, that Katie is coaching Posh Spice’s career that can’t seem to take off. A source close to Victoria spoke to the The Daily Mail:

“Katie Holmes had been helping her with scripts and perfecting her acting but even that has not helped the situation. Victoria had hoped to be picking and choosing presenting roles too. She had wanted perhaps to guest host on Larry King - in the way that Heather Mills did. But that has not worked out either. She had been hoping that the documentary about the Beckhams moving to America would be made into a series, but it was cut right back too. Victoria had also set her sights on getting the cover of American Vogue but that too has proved elusive. Basically she pinned her hopes on offers of work coming flooding in but that just has not happened.”

Victoria Beckham is making all the right moves. First she seeks advice from Katie Holmes whose career was quietly murdered in its sleep by Tom Cruise - right after he stole Katie’s looks. Then Victoria dresses like a Nazi in public. Smart, smart move. She’s on her way to being the hardest working woman in Hollywood. Posh’s publicist must be the best in the biz. Or a ham sandwich. I can’t decide.

Gisele Bundchen is a self-proclaimed loudmouth.  She admits it.  “When I think things I tend to say them. I’m an opinionated person.” But she may have gone too far in her latest tongue-lashing of Victoria Beckham.

The Brazilian beauty is currently dating New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, and says she’s sick of the comparisons to David and Victoria Beckham.  In a recent interview she explained why she and her man are not the “US version of Posh and Becks.”

Posh can’t dress! She can’t, sorry. She buys nice and expensive pieces, but she can’t put them together for shit! She’s like a 4-year-old boy trying to put his own crap together.

That hat does nothing for her pig nose. She looks like one of the three little pigs and nobody wants to blow her house. Not even Becks, I bet.

Here’s Posh at LAX today.

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She has an amazingly hot husband, cute-as-a-button kids, and a reunion tour with the Spice Girls that’s sure to be one for the record books.  But Victoria Beckham still isn’t satisfied.

There are reports that Posh Spice is planning to join the Pussycat Dolls on a tour of America in the near future.  She’s determined to conquer America, and after her NBC special flopped, Vic will do anything to win the hearts of her new countrymen and women.

Scientist Patrick Mallucci said he spent many hours looking at pictures of topless models and celebrities in order to figure out what the perfect pair of breasts look like. Patrick said the perfect breast has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.

Based on his theory, model and reality star Caprice has the best pair while Posh has the worst. Not surprising. He will present his findings at the Breast Enlargement Conference in London this week. He hopes it will help plastic surgeons.

He said it’s all about nipple and breast proportion and position.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top.”

I’m not a scientist and I could’ve told you Posh has the worst breasts in the world! Those things look like two turtles snuggling.

Source: Daily Mail