I found my Halloween costume! I’m going to be a Posh/Dita hybrid. Seriously, these women look ridic!!! I actually like Dita and I’m pretty sure she doesn’t take all of this seriously. She’s probably laughing inside.  

Mix these two together and you’d have the perfect shade of cream latte granite. It would look divine on your kitchen counter.

Here’s Marble and Terracotta at the Chanel show in Paris today. 

Victoria Beckham is definitely in her element this week.  The Annual Paris Fashion week is underway, and the reignited Spice Girl seems to be omnipresent in the French capitol.

Earlier today, the mother-of-three was seen in the company of burlesque icon (and former Marilyn Manson lover) Dita Von Teese as she attended the Chanel Fashion Show.  She looked positively cute in her teal minidress and exaggerated sunglasses.

Posh really needs to do something about those breasts. I stared at them for a good 5-minutes and I saw all sorts of things. I saw two bee eyes staring me down. I saw two little baby heads popping out of her shirt. Those implants are just ridic.

Everything else is fine. I mean I even like that dress. It looks like one of those cover-ups the strippers wear when they are making the rounds after their set. 

Also, how can Roberto Cavalli and Posh pose like that without busting into laughter?  

Here’s these two at the opening of his store in Paris today. 

To say that the tickets to the Spice Girls Reunion Tour are selling like hotcakes would be an understatement.  In fact, they’re selling out venues so quickly, promoters are begging and pleading for additional dates.  And the 5 ladies from the UK are happy to oblige.

With the initial dates selling out in a matter of seconds, the “Wannabe” singers have added additional dates at the O2 Arena in London.  Now, Geri, Emma, Victoria, Melanie, and Melanie are performing on December 15, 16, 18, as well as January 2, 15, and 16. 

They’re releasing their Greatest Hits album next month before embarking on a mega-tour.  And it looks like the Spice Girls won’t have any trouble selling tickets to their shows.

For instance, the Spice Girls’ London show sold out in all of thirty-eight SECONDS… not minutes, but seconds.  And that was after over a million fans pre-registered to be able to buy tickets.

Now that David Beckham and wife Victoria are back in Los Angeles following Becks’ dad’s heart attack - the soccer stud is hoping that his pops will come join him in the States.

According to the latest reports, the LA Galaxy footballer wouldn’t even be home if it weren’t at his father, Ted Beckham’s, insistence. Now, David has made it clear that he expects to see Ted on a flight to LA in the near future.

Posh can’t dress! She can’t, sorry. She buys nice and expensive pieces, but she can’t put them together for shit! She’s like a 4-year-old boy trying to put his own crap together.

That hat does nothing for her pig nose. She looks like one of the three little pigs and nobody wants to blow her house. Not even Becks, I bet.

Here’s Posh at LAX today.

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She has an amazingly hot husband, cute-as-a-button kids, and a reunion tour with the Spice Girls that’s sure to be one for the record books.  But Victoria Beckham still isn’t satisfied.

There are reports that Posh Spice is planning to join the Pussycat Dolls on a tour of America in the near future.  She’s determined to conquer America, and after her NBC special flopped, Vic will do anything to win the hearts of her new countrymen and women.

Scientist Patrick Mallucci said he spent many hours looking at pictures of topless models and celebrities in order to figure out what the perfect pair of breasts look like. Patrick said the perfect breast has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.

Based on his theory, model and reality star Caprice has the best pair while Posh has the worst. Not surprising. He will present his findings at the Breast Enlargement Conference in London this week. He hopes it will help plastic surgeons.

He said it’s all about nipple and breast proportion and position.

“The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top.”

I’m not a scientist and I could’ve told you Posh has the worst breasts in the world! Those things look like two turtles snuggling.

Source: Daily Mail

The Spice Girls wrote a public letter to all of their fans thanking them for all of the support with their reunion tour. Aaaawww, that is so sweet of them. I think the tour is going to be pretty fab.

In the meantime, Scary Spice, Mel B. has been seen travelling around with her new boy toy while Eddie Murphy gets adjusted to being a new dad again.