In other words, do you think this was a big picture…part of the plan…kinda thing? I mean, there has to be some sort of symbiotic relationship between her naming herself “Scary” and the way she looks in a bikini now. If this wasn’t planned, then I really have to say that this is the most fantastic and astounding bit of irony in the history of all celebs. I mean, it really couldn’t have worked out better for her had an alien crawled out of her head.

I’m amazed.

More Scary Spice bikini pictures for ya.

 

It’s not too late to get to church this morning and cleanse your soul after seeing this. She looks like the vision I would expect to have during an exorcism. No wonder the Spice Girl’s tour is such a failure. What a total mess Scary Spice is, I am not even going to go into how her name is fitting, that’s overplayed and waaaaayyy to easy. Keep drinking Scary, unfortunately that only works when you are looking at someone else, not yourself. She looks like a prisoner at a California’s Women’s Facility, or Mens.

Either that or she is from Riverside.

If you are into torturing yourself, here are more Scary Spice pictures.

 

Victoria “Posh” Beckham takes her little ones, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz to a park in Beverly Hills.  It’s rare to see her in that kind of place, it’s refreshing!

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Victoria Beckham looks amazing for the April issue of British Vogue. By the way, all those real live diamonds she’s wearing were gifts from her bodacious hubby, David Beckham.

Jealous much?

And she does this by posing on a beach and take her top off.

Props to Rebecca.

For those that don’t know who Rebecca Loos is, she is the former personal assistant of David Beckham that the Madrid tabloids reported that her assisting went a little too far. You know what? I bet homeboy just got tired of his stickfigure wife and needed some real lovin. Girls, please take notes when I say this: Guys like booty. Kim Kardashian has brought it back. It’s a good look. It’s a natural look. I think it’s time for you ladies to start leaving dinner down. Maybe have that extra biscuit in the morning. It’s all good.

I particularly enjoy the pictures of her on her knees. So subserviant.

More Rebecca Loos topless pictures.

VICTORIA BECKHAM is getting into men’s trousers after launching plans for a new line of denim jeans. The former Spice Girl admits she has always been a huge fan of jeans on men - and now she wants to have a go at designing them. And she’s using husband David as her muse: “I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops - exactly how you see David when he’s out in his jeans and T-shirt. “Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang! “I didn’t want anything too tight around the crotch. That really repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from (Beckham’s line) dVb.” The singer-turned-fashion icon’s Japanese denim jeans won’t come cheap - they’ll retail for more than $200 (GBP100) - but fans will know they’ve got something that has her personal touch. She adds, “I’m a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I’m not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, ‘Sell this perfume.’ This is a real passion of mine.”

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Victoria Beckham spent the day with her three little boys Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz and seriously how cute are they all together? I just love the way Cruz wants to hold his big brother’s hand in this picture!  

Victoria Beckham has style

Beautiful singer Victoria Beckham has scored her biggest fashion achievement yet. She’s landed her first cover of Vogue magazine.The fashion icon poses for a series of stylish pictures with photographer Nick Knight depicting her as a glamorous Hollywood screen siren. And 33-year-old Posh Spice added her own touch of glitz to the shoot by donning thousands of dollars’ worth of Chopard diamonds that were gifts from her generous husband David, to compliment the $21,600 silver Nina Ricci dress she wears.

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To celebrate the ninth birthday of son Brooklyn, Victoria Beckham held a kiddo birthday party at LA restaurant Pink Taco. While dad David Beckham was playing with the LA Galaxy in Shanghai, the rest of the Beckham clan was joined at the less-than-kid-friendly eating establishment by celebs including Eva Longoria and Heidi Klum.

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Victoria Beckham dressed down for a trip to Target in LA with her kids. I honestly think this is the best I’ve ever seen her look, surprisingly.

While Victoria shopped, husband David Beckham arrived in Shanghai to prepare for a game with the LA Galaxy.

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Photographers snapped Victoria Beckham in LA over the weekend wearing her now-infamous tummy-bearing ensemble. Victoria stirred up rumors that her stomach is scarred with creases after being spotted in NYC last month wearing the same outfit. This time, however, Victoria took great pains to ensure photographers couldn’t get a shot of the area. The singer used her purse as a tummy-shield.

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Promoting again.

 

During a practice session in Honolulu this week, David Beckham displayed a new tattoo on his forearm. The black ink inscription read, “Forever by Your Side,” as a dedication to his wife of eight years, Victoria Beckham.

Victoria has a number of tattoos on her body for David, including one that reads in Latin, “Again From the Start,” referring to the secret commitment ceremony they performed together in March 2006.

Last night at Madison Square Garden the crowd got really excited when Cruz Beckham started break dancing on the stage and was actually good. It makes sense that the kid would have some talent and probably be able to dance, but I am just trying to figure out which parent showed him how to dance on his head. I don’t think Victoria Beckham has probably even sat on a floor in ten years, let alone used her head as a dance tool.

It could be David who taught him because I think David is stuck back in the 80’s and 90’s and can’t stop repeating lines from Electric Boogaloo or throwing down those same moves. Considering that all of Victoria’s carefully planned surgical work would probably come apart if she even bent over more than 5 or 6 degrees, I think we can say that Cruz got the moves from Dad. Here he is last night at MSG.

Victoria Beckham at Marc Jacobs Fall 2008 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 in New York City ..

Victoria enough is enough stop trying to impress us.