I will never ever be able to eat Taco Bell again, and I really liked eating there. Dang you Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

BTW what is that hairy thing on Spencer Pratt’s face? If you can’t grow a beard…don’t.

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Spencer hates the Olsen twins. His girlfriend Heidi loves Jesus. This combination of events has created one of the most shallow and uninteresting scenarios of all time. Please LA Transit Bus, run these two over.

Us Magazine says, When Mary-Kate Olsen said that he had a bad temper, for example, “my natural Spencer Pratt had to attack,” he says. So he called her the “less cute” twin.
“Heidi’s there going, ‘What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?’” Pratt says. “And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’ And she’s like, ‘No, that’s the devil.’”
Pratt says he now goes to church every Sunday with Montag.
“People are very excited to see me there. They’re like, ‘It’s good you’re here,’ and they’re patting me on the back like, ‘Thank you for being here.’”

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And she is going to come out with a Christian album, as a follow up to her highly unsuccessful first album, forgive me for forgetting the name.

Speidi talked about how Heidi is “still a virgin” and how religious she is, insisting that her “next album is going to be a Christian one.”
“We don’t sin over here,” said Spencer. Who added that they place “pillows in between” them at night so they’re not tempted to have sex.

Ok, so what it comes down to is that Spencer is gay. Who would put up with this bi$%ch and not be getting laid? Pillows between you? Give me a break.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt paraded around the LA area, looking over 12 million dollar homes. I actually think the real estate agent could do a better job with his acting skills, as he later poorly pretended that this was actually real. Lets face it, the photoshoot thing with Heidi and Spencer is now completely out of control. Although I would love to …. with Heidi. But I’m shallow.

 TMZ says, So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they’re “serious buyers,” although he doesn’t think they’ll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they’re “at least six months” out from being able to afford the bigger house.

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The couple is heading out to the Middle East as a part of a Christmas Card support. The possibility of a roadside bomb taking them out is likely a mere wet dream. God these two are lame, lame, lame….Many Iraqis are worried about the possibility of Americans being pulled out of Iraq. Wait until they meet this assclowns.

“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

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Spencer Pratt has apologized to Mary-Kate Olsen for calling her “the less cute twin.”

Pratt, 24, fired off a tersely-written statement to Usmagazine.com after Olsen, 22, told David Letterman The Hills star used to throw temper tantrums during their high school soccer games.

“I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff,” Pratt tells Us exclusively.

“I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her,” he went on. “He’s the best in the game at that.”

Pratt even admitted he was a bit envious of the twin.

“I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman,” he said. “I’m secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!”

Sources told Us that the Olsen-Pratt fight began after he sold high school photos of a tipsy-appearing Olsen to Star magazine.

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The Hills television star Spencer Pratt is hitting out at nut case Mary Kate Olsen, after she joked about his temperamental days on the high school football field on the late night David Letterman show.Olsen laughed about the reality TV star’s very bad temper when they were classmates while chatting to Letterman, saying: “He used to play on the soccer team for my high school and he does not have a good temper.” But Pratt was left pissed off by the remarks, bitterly telling reporters he knows he has made it in Hollywood now that a “famous troll” has commented on him. And he further lashed out at the 22-year-old actress - insisting he forgives her as she has endured a “tough” life as the less attractive twin, comparing her to her sister Ashley.”(Mary-Kate) should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the couple that America loves to hate. But while that playful animosity has bought Spencer and Heidi their own 15 minutes of fame and made them a fortune, it has also brought them some negative attention. “Spencer does have a few enemies,” one pal explains. “He’s alienated a lot of people now that he’s rich and famous.” As Perez Hilton reported on his blog, Spencer, 24, and Heidi, 21, have been concerned about their protection. So the couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses,” a friend explains. Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” says the friend. For more go to the new InTouch.

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Spencer Pratt is a top villain of reality television, TV Guide declares in its new issue. The Hills star was ranked No. 7 on the magazine’s list.

The Apprentice’s Omarosa Manigault-Stallwort topped the list.

“As half of the unholy union that is Speidi, Spencer never misses a chance to pimp his ‘romance’ with Heidi Montag – or publicly trash her ex-BFF, Lauren Conrad,” TV Guide says in its June 23 issue.

TV Guide’s Top 10 Villains of Reality TV:
1 – Omarosa Manigault-Stallwort, The Apprentice
2 – Jonathan Baker, The Amazing Race
3 – Jonny Fairplay, Survivor: Pearl Islands
4 – Puck, The Real World: San Francisco
5 – Trish Schneider, The Bachelor
6 – Lisa Fernandes, Top Chef: Chicago
7 – Spencer Pratt, The Hills
8 – Wendy Pepper, Project Runway
9 – Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York City
10 – Lisa D’Amato, America’s Next Top Model

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may be one of the most controversial couples on television — but they’re laughing all the way to the bank. Since coupling up on The Hills two years ago, the pair have raked in about $3 million from their TV salaries, club appearances, photo shoots and business deals. “We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives,” Heidi says. “Reality stars are grasping for their 15 minutes of fame,” notes David Scott Sloan, a private wealth services lawyer who doesn’t work with them. “And it looks like Heidi and Spencer are trying to make the most of their chance.” For Heidi, 21, that means also pursuing a music and acting career. “I plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.” Although the couple haven’t made any money off her singing yet, Spencer, 24, who is also Heidi’s manager, is very optimistic about their financial future. “My hustle is just too crazy,” he says. “I’m trying to take over the world!”

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Look, Heidi Montag is hot, but this is getting ridiculous. I think she has worn her own image out. Pretty impressive when you think about it, how many hot chicks wear out being seen in a bikini? The only logical solution I can see for Heidi to save herself now is, well of course, adult films. I mean, unless she starts having sex on tape, I can’t see anyone continuing to support her. And she will need to audition for stunt men, because Spencer isn’t going to cut it. I, on the other hand, would cut it. I am that loser guy that makes other loser guys feel like they have a shot. Hey, business is business…call me Heidi.

 

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Any true Dodgers fans, which have to be everyone in the stadium considering how terrible they are this year, would be throwing peanuts at this bad act. Spencer and Heidi paraded around the Dodgers game all decked out in lame fanware. The only redeeming quality in this catastrophe is Heidi sucking the lollipop. Good girl.

Way to be number 1 fans you clowns.

 

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TMZ says, A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time — no surprise there — and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer’s shortcomings. 

I am sure they felt, judging from other situations, that better than a good tip for any establishment is them leaving. Rinse, wash, repeat….The wait staff should have just been happy they were out of there.

Not sure what is going on with the blonde beard on Spencer, but yuck is all I can say.

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By giving one of their mom’s a staged Mother’s Day card. They even made the card big enough for the paparazzi to read. I am pretty sure this takes the cake in the continual Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt lame tour 2008. Wow. Does this mother know what she has created?

Oh yeah, Heidi looks hot as usual and Spencer looks like a douchebag as usual. Do people wear slacks anymore? Lame.

 

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