TMZ is reporting that lawyers for Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis have subpoenaed Eliot Spitzer’s favorite call girl Ashley Dupre to testify under oath and on video about her shady and sordid dealing with the prostitution ring. Dupre filed a $10 million suit against Francis and Girls Gone Wild after the company offered her, and then rescinded after they discovered video of her in their vaults– a $1 million deal. She claims GGW ruined her reputation. Francis told TMZ, “Now that we are calling on her to testify under oath, the world will learn the real truth about Ashley Dupre.” Bring it on! In case you don’t know it, when you do a videotaped deposition in New York City, you own it and you can sell it or do anything you want with it. Francis is bound to make a fortune unless the Judge gives a gag order on the tape.

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Prince Charles

The British air to the throne Prince Charles has undergone surgery to remove a non-cancerous growth from his face.The Prince of Wales has recently been photographed with a small white plaster on the right side of his nose, prompting his press secretary at his official residence of Clarence House to issue a statement, reassuring he is in good health. According to the brief press release, the surgery was a “routine and minor matter”.

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Jenna Bush, the daughter of the President, got married over the weekend. I would put who to, where at, and all that, but it’s all over the news and I know you really don’t care. Just look at the pictures–they’re far more interesting.

I like Jenna Bush because she is such a fake! She is so much of a fake that you have to like her. She’s past the fakeness that you hate and on to the fakeness that you just have to love. Remember when she used to get drunk all the time, fall down in public, and change her underwear for the world to see? Oh you know she is still that girl, only tamed. I don’t believe for one second she isn’t still that girl! That is why I love her. Cause I know she’s still that skeeze she used to be. It’s only a matter of time before the old Jenna Bush reappears!

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That was the buzz yesterday morning after NBC boss Jeff Zucker was spotted climbing out of his black SUV on a visit to Couric, who left the “Today” show to anchor “CBS Evening News,” at her East Side apartment. But don’t hold your breath. A friend of Couric told Page Six, “Jeff and Katie have been friends for 20 years. He asked her to get a Mother’s Day gift for his wife, Caryn, and picked it up on the way to his daughter’s play.”

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Jenny McCarthy looks all classy…

Jenny McCarthy - White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington

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Connie looks great at the after party dinner, maybe she’s running for office?

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Eliot Spitzer just keeps getting kinkier. The feds have apparently found a brand new hooker that the Gov liked to use when Ashley Dupre was unavailable or when he needed a little spice. Hey, when you need spice and you are already using hookers, you know you are in a no win situation. Turns out this hooker has just been providing detail after detail about what the Gov enjoyed.

–Didn’t like to wear a condom

Well, I don’t think any guy likes to wear a condom, but when one is having sex with someone who has sex with hundreds of different partners each year, then unless you want your d**k to look like the lungs of an Ebola patient, then a condom would be a good idea.

–Spitzer loved sex toys to enhance his own pleasure.

Well, I won’t even go there, because as I have said before this is a family site. (Oh, btw, FFF big and spectacular tomorrow) Lets just say that there is a big difference between say, a finger, and hooker #2 strapping on an accessory, if you know what I mean.

–Loves props

Well who doesn’t. I mean food, drinks, toys, little people. It is all just part of having fun. Oh, don’t forget the motor oil.

–Likes to keep his socks on

Hey so did the guy who had sex with Jessica Sierra. Actually I think guys like keeping their socks on if they don’t respect the person they are with; if they think they made need to get away quickly; if they are planning on leaving right after; if they have some type of foot fungus; or their feet just get cold. I mean come on, there really is nothing sexier than a guy having sex with socks all the way up to his calves.

Oh, and this 2nd hooker, she is not Kristin Davis. Kristin Davis is the madam who came out before and said she had sex with Spitzer. I guess she isn’t considered the second hooker because she is actually a madam. So basically what you have is 2 hookers, a madam and a Governor. Now all you need is some cheap beer and that is an event everyone on the site will be wanting to attend.

No pictures of the 2nd hooker yet. But there will be.

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The Brooklyn-born diva was expected in Jerusalem next month at the celebrations of Israel’s 60th anniversary. Streisand was personally invited by Israeli President Shimon Peres to open a conference on the future of the Jewish people with more than 2,000 participants, including French President Nicolas Sarkozy and wife Carla Bruni, Steven Spielberg, Natalie Portman, Rupert Murdoch - and, most importantly, George W. Bush. Streisand was also scheduled to visit the town of Sderot to meet families whose houses were destroyed by rockets fired by Palestinians in the Gaza strip. But she recently told organizers she’s not coming. “Sources in the president’s office speculated that this is her way to protest the participation of President Bush,” an Israeli source said. Streisand’s publicist, Dick Gutman, denied Bush had anything to do with her cancellation: “However she feels about our current president, that would not have precluded her attendance,” he told us. “And, besides, it’s a three-day event, so simultaneous participation would have been easily avoided.” Streisand has long been a strident critic of Bush, often bashing him on her Web site.

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Hillary Clinton is very delighted about published reports that say she’s a distant cousin of both pop singer Madonna and Hollywood star Angelina Jolie. The Democrat presidential hopeful admits she’s “thrilled” by a new family tree study that links her to the two superstars and humanitarians. She says, “I have no idea whether there is any truth to it (study) or not, but they’re both strong independent women.”They’ve also been very quick to give back to charities and humanitarian causes, so it would be an honor to be related to them.” In the same familial study, Clinton’s Democratic opponent for the presidency, Barack Obama, was linked to Jolie’s partner Brad Pitt.

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Richard Quest, a CNN anchor and business travel specialist, was arrested early Friday after a police officer who had stopped him in Central Park for violating the park curfew found a small bag of methamphetamine in his pocket, the authorities said.

Mr. Quest later agreed to six months of counseling in exchange for a judge’s promise to drop the charge if the therapy is successful.

The agreement, negotiated with the Manhattan district attorney’s office, came as Mr. Quest was arraigned in Manhattan Criminal Court on a misdemeanor charge of possessing methamphetamine and on a charge of loitering.

Central Park is closed from 1 a.m. to 6 a.m. Mr. Quest was arrested about 3:40 a.m. near 64th Street and West Drive, according to a criminal complaint.

Mr. Quest was initially stopped for loitering, and the officer, following standard procedure, searched him, a law enforcement official said. The officer found a small zip-lock bag in Mr. Quest’s left jacket pocket, the complaint said. Mr. Quest confirmed the contents of the bag by saying, “I’ve got some meth in my pocket,” according to the complaint.

At Friday’s arraignment, Judge Anthony J. Ferrara told Mr. Quest that the case would be dismissed and sealed if he reported back in October and demonstrated sufficient progress in his therapy. The judge also agreed that there would be no restrictions placed on Mr. Quest’s ability to travel.

Mr. Quest, 46, looking haggard and stressed after 12 hours in custody, still dressed in blue jeans, sneakers and a navy-blue zippered jacket, declined to comment as he left the courtroom. His lawyer, Alan Abramson, said only, “Mr. Quest did not realize that the park had a curfew, and was returning to his hotel with friends.”

Mr. Quest, who is British, is a familiar face to viewers of late-night international programming on CNN. He has his own hourlong feature program, called “Quest,” according to his biography on the CNN Web site. The biography says that he has reported on topics including the Iraq war and attends the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, every year.

CNN declined to comment Friday on Mr. Quest’s arrest.

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Elton John At Radio City Music Hall

Rocket Man Elton John’s fundraising event for Hillary Clinton has been questioned by an American government watchdog, because the singer is not a U.S. citizen.A New York concert the rocker staged last week raised $2.5 million for the Democrat senator’s presidential campaign. He also used the famous Radio City Music Hall stage to show his support..But Judicial Watch claims the fundraiser broke a law prohibiting the raising of funds for election campaigns by foreign nations, because John is British. A statement from the group reads, “Sir Elton John is not a citizen of the United States and is therefore prohibited from making any contribution to Senator Clinton’s presidential campaign.” However, Clinton has hit back, explaining a loophole allowed the star to offer his support.Her spokesperson tells the New York Times, “Hillary’s campaign has complied with the law. Since 1987, foreign nationals may volunteer their time for campaigns on an uncompensated basis. Elton John is simply volunteering his uncompensated time to appear at the concert. This appearance is consistent with past rulings”.

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Well if the French President can get a model half his age, then why not the President of Russia? Vladimir Putin who is 56 has apparently walked out on his wife so he can shack up with a 24 year old woman who is a former model, actress and gymnast. Alina Kabaeva met the President when she won a seat in the Russian Parliament. There are some who say however that she won the seat because of the President.Before Putin leaves office next month it is rumored that a law will be passed which will allow him to divorce his wife of over 20 years without any of the normal divorce laws applying. The reason is that Putin wants to get married in June.

Hell yes he better get married to her before then, because once he is out of office he is just going to be an out of work middle aged guy who is soon going to develop a vodka belly by watching reruns of all his old accomplishments all day long. He will be laying around the house all day while she goes to work and when she comes home will find him on the couch, naked with a block of cheese, and passed out from drinking to much.

It should be a hell of a life. Oh, and on a side note, if the first Mrs. Putin happens to read this, just be quiet, take whatever money he gives you and run, run, run. Head to New York. You should be pretty safe there and the former First Lady of France is organizing some kind of First Wives Club for political leaders.

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Hilary Clinton spent Saturday appealing to blue collar voters in Indiana. Which means drinking like a frat boy, obv. At a little neighborhood place called Bronko’s in Crown Point, Indiana, Senator Clinton hoisted a mug of beer and then partook in a round of shots with the assembled locals. A shot of whiskey! A shot of blended Canadian whiskey. Dammit Hil, America makes the best whiskey in the world—who’s reponsible for ordering Crown Royal? Wolfson? An Associated Press photog was there and captured the whole sad scene. We’ve got a charming gallery of hot Clinton party photos after the jump. Blue states truly lost.

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All photos: Carolyn Kaster for AP

The coroner presiding over the inquest into the death of Princess Diana has told a London court there is “no evidence” to suggest she was murdered.The British royal and her boyfriend Dodi Fayed were killed in a Paris, France car crash in 1997.Fayed’s father, business mogul Mohamed Al Fayed, is convinced the couple was murdered, and, during his testimony at the High Court in February, maintained his belief that they were assassinated by British security services acting on the orders of Prince Philip, the husband of British monarch Queen Elizabeth II.The inquest aims to establish whether Diana and Dodi were the victims of an accident, or if they were the targets of an assassination plot headed by the British royal family, as claimed by Al Fayed. However, summing up the inquest for the jury today, Lord Justice Scott Baker dismissed Al Fayed’s claims saying: “Various propositions… have been shown to be so demonstrably without foundation that they are no longer being pursued by Mohamed Al Fayed’s lawyer, even if he still continues to believe in their truth in his own mind.”They are not being pursued because there is not a shred of evidence to support them… There is no evidence that the Duke Of Edinburgh (Prince Philip) ordered Diana’s execution, and there is no evidence that the secret intelligence service or any other government agency organized it.” Lord Baker also criticised the testimony of Diana’s former butler Paul Burrell, who was recently caught on videotape confessing to holding back information from the inquest.The coroner admitted it was regrettable that there had been some witnesses “who it appears have told lies in the witness box or elsewhere”, and named Burrell as one of those who were “liars by their own admission”. Lord Baker then gave the jury five verdict options. They included: unlawful killing by grossly negligent driving of the paparazzi in the following vehicles; unlawful killing through the gross negligence of the driver Henri Paul; and unlawful killing by the grossly negligent driving of both the following vehicles and Paul.The members of the jury were also given the choices of accidental death or an open verdict if they feel there is insufficient evidence to reach a majority conclusion.They are likely to be sent out to consider their verdict later this week

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