JULIA Allison should watch her back getting into the el evator in her building. The self-promoting Internet fame ball twittered that Upper West Side neighbor Rosie O’Donnell and her wife, Kelly, were having a “knock- down, drag-out screaming match . . . so sad.” In re sponse, O’Donnell’s rep said, “Yes, they fought — like most couples do. Give me a break — they’re fine! They’re happy [but] they have four kids. Whatever busybody neighbor spread this [news] around probably shouldn’t knock on their door to bor row a cup of sugar — ever.” Not that Allison minds. The curvy brunette loves attention and would probably welcome a tussle with O’Don nell. Then she’d blog about it, as she did of an encounter she had with Chicago Bears quarter back Jay Cutler a few weeks ago. We’re sure she’s heard from him since.

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On today’s edition of THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW (syndicated, check local listings), Rosie O’Donnell announced that she would be taking part in an upcoming episode of the popular Fine Living Network (FLN) series, WHATEVER, MARTHA!, which was greenlit today for an additional 26 episodes. Rosie declared, “I want to do a few full episodes because I want to get to the bottom of you and Alexis. Then I want to have Dr. Phil come on and we can do a whole family therapy thing.”

Rosie on getting ready back stage:

MS: I saw them powdering your cleavage backstage.

RO: It’s always fun. They were powdering and I’m wearing SPANX so it’s very hard to know where to put the mic pack, because basically, from my toes to right under my boobs, is one piece of solid Lycra.

MS: How do you breathe?

RO: I can’t. In fact, I’m having very bad gas – fair warning.

Rosie on her height:

RO: [Sitting down] Look how much taller I am than you.

MS: I know!

RO: It’s because I have a very long torso.

MS: I need a couple of telephone books please.

RO: When my family would go to church when we were little, everybody would think, ‘oh, my god – they’re giants.’ And then we’d stand up and we’re pretty much the same height standing as we are sitting because I’ve got a 24 inch inseam…

MS: Mine’s like 40 [inches].

RO: Well, you’re a supermodel.

Martha on WHATEVER, MARTHA! on FLN:

MS: They’ll [Alexis and Jennifer] just make fun of anything, and that’s the whole idea of their show [WHATEVER, MARTHA!].

RO: Which I love. Do you watch it?

MS: Yes, I love it!

RO: Do you ever mind that the girls make fun of you on their show?

MS: The TV is edited. That’s a good show, but the radio – that’s another story. Sometimes it gets a little hairy, even for mom. Sometimes when I’m in the car with a driver, I have to turn it off.

RO: Really?

AS: And when you leave, they turn it back on.

MS: I want to just announce, because this is a big announcement…

RO: Can I announce it?

MS: Yeah, go ahead!

RO: It’s good news for all our WHATEVER, MARTHA! fans. The show has been so popular that Alexis and Jennifer are going back into production with 26 all new episodes for the Fine Living Network. You’ve been picked up ladies! Tune in, because that show, I watch in my bed, and I laugh so hard I need a Depends under garment.

Martha on Alexis’ pet pig:

RO: We’re like Charlie’s Angels.

MS: Alexis has never watched Charlie’s Angels.

AS: I wasn’t allowed to.

RO: You didn’t let her watch TV?
MS: No, no – we had other things to do.

AS: I had to ask…and then there was the look of disapproval.

RO: I’ve seen that look. You used to make her weed the gardens a lot, she told me.

MS: Weed, take care of the chicken coop, the geese…one year we had a pig.

AS: We never had a pig. Unbelievable! We never had a pig.

RO: There was no pig?

MS: She doesn’t remember that we had a pig and it was at Dottie Lays house.

AS: It was at someone else’s house?!

MS: That’s okay – it’s still our pig.

RO: Why did you keep a pig at Dottie Lays?

MS: Because Dottie Lays had a pig pen.

RO: Who is Dottie Lays? Does Dottie still have the pig?

JKH: No, they ate it.

MS: It made the best prosciutto, and Alexis actually ate it when she was not a vegetarian…and you liked it.

RO: You had a pet pig and you made your daughter eat it?!

AS: All I remember is goats and horses.

RO: I think we should all go to family therapy. All of us – because there’s a lot of stuff that you remember that I don’t think happened, Martha. I’d like to come back on the show with us and Dottie Lays.

AS: I wouldn’t.

RO: I’d like to see Dottie Lays eat some Frito Lays!

Rosie on Donald Trump:

AS: Jennifer just said the F word on television.

JKH: I did not say anything. I said ‘freak.’

RO: Do you know what the F word is in our house?

JKH: Freak!

RO: Fat. Do you remember when that billionaire was making fun of me? We don’t say his name – he’s like Lord Baltimore – we just ignore him. My little daughter said, ‘What is that guy saying about you?’ I said, ‘Oh, I made fun of his hair, so now he says that I’m fat and ugly,’ and she looks at me and she goes, ‘Mama, you are not ugly!’

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NBC is giving Rosie O’Donnell a Variety Special for Thanksgiving on November 26th according to The Hollywood Reporter.

The special will feature celebrity guests, musical acts, comedy skits and a prize give-away for the show’s in-studio and home audiences.

If the show actually gets viewers NBC will consider expanding it to a full season. All I can think of is does NBC want even less people to watch them than already do? Seriously she is not the right person to host a Variety show, she has become too loud and too angry. 

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ROSIE O’Donnell is the opposite of a sex object in Kevin Smith’s “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. In the trailer for the flick, Banks argues, “Nobody wants to see us [bleep], Zack!” Rogen shoots back: “Everybody wants to see anybody [bleep]! I hate Rosie O’Donnell. But if someone said, ‘I have a tape of Rosie O’Donnell getting [bleep]ed stupid,’ I’d be like ‘Why the [bleep] aren’t we watching that right now?” Rosie’s rep had no comment.

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Former television host Rosie O’Donnell is hoping to persuade her gal pal Madonna to direct an episode of hit plastic surgery drama NIP/TUCK, after playing a recurring role on the show.The star has played lottery winner Dawn Budge on a handful of episodes of Nip/Tuck, since making a naked debut in 2006, and now she wants her pal to get on the set of the hit show. Show regular Kelly Carlson says, “Madonna’s been approached because Rosie is on our show and they’re very good friends. I’ve begged the producers to get her on the show.”She has such a great mind for stuff like this that I think she’d be a great director for an episode. I would also love to have Madonna on as a character.”

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Is the “Ellen” show worried that “The Rachael Ray” show might be set to deliver a huge ratings punch? Sounds like it.

According to a well-placed source, Telepictures Productions (the company that syndicates “Ellen”) called the “The Rachael Ray” show on May 1, asking that they pull the plug on their much-hyped Rosie O’Donnell tribute show, set to air Friday, May 2.

Telepictures was the production company associated with “The Rosie O’Donnell Show,” and according to the source, Telepictures is nervous that if O’Donnell appears on “Rachael Ray” and the show runs old “Rosie O’Donnell Show” footage, their current property, “Ellen,” could be beaten in the ratings by their former property in markets where “Ellen” and Ray compete head to head.

A spokesperson for the Rachael Ray show confirms the report. “Yes we did receive a legal complaint from Telepictures about Rachael Ray’s tribute to Rosie. We think the complaints are invalid and without merit. We stand by the show. And, it will air as scheduled … May 2.”

The source suggested that Telepictures waited until the last minute in hopes that Ray’s producers would balk, and can their pre-taped tribute to O’Donnell. “It’s unbelievable,” said the source. “They didn’t just want to pull b-roll, they wanted the whole show off the air.”

A spokesperson from Telepictures denied the complaint and said, “We love Rosie and can’t wait to watch the show.”

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Rosie O’Donnell Signs Copies of Crafty U at Barnes and Noble in New York.

When it comes to Britney Spears’ hard knocks and how she should fix ‘em, everybody seems to have an opinion. (Ours is that she might want to consider a lovely little vacation in Kentwood, where there are plenty of doctors and no paparazzi). But rarely have the celebs offering their support come across as even more insane than Britney herself. Cue Madonna and Rosie O’Donnell.

It is unclear whether crazy juice was served on the set of A League of Their Own, where Madonna and Rosie first became bosom buddies, but each has come out today with their own nutball thoughts on the Britney situation. Rosie, appearing on Good Morning America today, said she believes that the pressure of being the face of bipolar disorder may be too much strain on the young pop star. The solution? “I want to be the new Britney Spears.” Well, we can certainly see why you would want to be younger, thinner and blond, but huh? “Rather than put her face on mental iilness, or Brooke Shields - who had postpartum depression - use me.” That’s right. The woman who says claims her mental illness started on the day of Columbine. Because of Columbine.

But it gets better. Madonna, in her interview for this month’s Vanity Fair, had this to say about the stalkerazzi’s relationship with Britney: “When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in their homes, being taken to hospitals, or suffering, and selling them, getting energy from them, that’s a terrible infliction of cruelty.” I’m sorry, witchcraft? It’s not so much that Madge is comparing Britney’s treatment to that of the continent of Africa by foreign governments, which would still be overblown and ridiculous. It’s that she appears to be comparing the case of Brit Brit v. Paparazzi to the tribal infighting of the Sub-Saharan desert. We look forward to future nonsensical Madonna interviews, where she compares Lindsay Lohan’s drug abuse to the oppression of Tibetan monks, or Chace Crawford & Carrie Underwood’s breakup to the partition of the Mandate of Palestine.

Rosie O’Donnell

Former View Television host Rosie O’Donnell wants to return to TV with a new sitcom starring her friend Fran Drescher. The controversial star is determined to stage a comeback to the small screen after she quit The View in May of last year. O’Donnell had been lined up to front her own chat show for cable network MSNBC, but the deal fell through. And now the star is planning on creating a new entertainment program with her good friend Drescher in the lead role.In a video post on O’Donnell’s website, she says, “Now, Fran and I have a new sitcom, but we can’t talk about it, right?” Drescher adds, “We’re going to do a new, fun, happy, family comedy.” The project is reported to be in its early stages with O’Donnell’s spokeswoman insisting that it’s “way too premature” to discuss.

Rosie O’Donnell wrote the following lengthy diatribe on her blog comparing Britney to Princess Diana:

I remember the tunnel as it appeared on the news, lit by headlights, flashlights, red lights. Between the cement tall pillars was a heap of twisted metal. I saw it then, and I can see it now. Diana dead.

She will be trying to get away, but they will chase her, just as they chased her into that church yesterday. There were dozens of them, jostling their way into sanctuary, elbowing past each other, just to creep closer to her. Even her last-minute, folded-hand prayers can’t be kept sacred. There can be no silent moments in a crowd; no silence, and no secrets.

All this fresh, painful frailty costs her so much, but it lines their pockets very well. A kings ransom was paid for those tabloid-ready cheap shots of her with messy hair, tear-soaked eyes, and the half-smile of a desperate baby girl.
“I’m scared,” she told them yesterday, when they later mobbed her at court. “Move back,” she said. “I’m scared. Stop it. Stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please.”
Sometimes it really is too much. Internal wires cross. Anxiety hits. Panic sets in the heart. Dread. Fear.
But she asked for it, she’s a public figure.
At eight years old, she bravely stood before a microphone. By 17, she had sold 25 million records. Where were the sidewalk-skinned knees, the chalk stained hands, the monkey bars, the passed notes? A Disney set is not a childhood, no matter how many bright colors they use, or how cheerful the script.
Not a girl, barely even a woman yet, they chased her. A mob of stalkers for whom no stalking laws have been written. Smother. Crush. Flash. Photo Credit. Even Dr. “Get Real” Phil got in on the action. Unreal.
83 million albums sold so far. How many pictures?
The tunnel is crowded now. There are only inches of separation between vulnerability and disaster.

Britney Spears and Princess Di really are alike. Remember when Britney went to all those countries on humanitarian missions? Or that time Princess Di flashed her vagina to the paparazzi? Maybe Britney is a clone of Diana. That would explain the British accent. And why she keeps flashing her nipples… My God, Rosie’s right! Get Scotland Yard on the phone. Rosie O’Donnell’s ridiculous amount of free time has done it again. Amazing. I bet she sits at home smoking a pipe and looking into a magnifying glass.

Photos: INFdaily.com

ROSIE O’Donnell who just won a Blogger’s Choice Award for “best celebrity blogger” for her Web site - has been taking the videos of herself, her family and her beloved dolphins swimming in the waters in Miami with a Flip video, a hand-held, one-button camera. In fact, she has promoted the company so much, it’s now in talks with Rosie to become the camera’s spokeswoman. “She discovered Flip on her own and started blogging about it,” said the company’s rep. “We have started talking to her to see if there can be an official relationship. There was a talk two weeks ago and a talk last week. I don’t know the status yet.”

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I don’t know why I find this so funny, but I do. It’s probably from smoking all that wee…..tea. Yeah, tea will just give you the fucking giggles. Especially when you smoke it. Chamomile will do tricks on ya! So it’s a video of Rosie O’Donnell filming a scene for Nip/Tuck in which her character gets attacked by an eagle. It airs this Tuesday.

So weird….

I hope that eagle puppet gets some kind of recognition come Emmy time.

Claudia Schiffer and her nipples come out of retirement for Chanel - Egotastic! 

The new and improved Lindsay Lohan wears panties - (site NSFW) - Drunken Stefpather

John Mayer and Minka Kelly are still going strong - Just Jared 

Reese’s little son already has a job - Popsugar 

Elisha Cuthbert chopped off all her hair - Hollywood Tuna 

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Maxim - Mollygood 

O.J. Simpson has a short memory - IDLYITW 

Olivia Munn’s lesbian kiss - Cityrag 

Rosie O’Donnell is a Britaloonie - Hollywood Rag 

Alicia Keys is not her real name - A Socialite’s Life

Rosie O’Donnell’s fat mouth cost her a show. Rosie said on her blog yesterday that she was in talks with MSNBC for her own show, but when she “let it slip” at a book signing the network got nervous and dumped her ass.

She wrote:

msnbc

one hour

live

following keith olbermann

we were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio end

well
what can u do

2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it began

just as well
i figure
everything happens for a reason
bashert - as we say

and on we go

That sort of sucks. I was looking forward to Ro’s crazy ass on television again. Oh well! MSNBC probably realized that bitch will probably turn on them in the long run and start blabbing about it. I can already hear Donald Trump’s response, “Rosie is a fat, degenerate, ugly, disgusting….”  

The NY Times reports that Rosie O’Donnell is in talks with MSNBC for her own show. NBC executives tell the Times that Rosie may take over the 9pm hour competing against Larry King on CNN. Dan Abrams currently has the 9pm slot on MSNBC.

NBC has been trying to woo Rosie for a few months including having her host a game show. There’s no deal in place, but talks are continuing.

I’m into it. “The View” has been boring as hell lately, because there’s no Rosie on it to start shit.  Rosie is crazy as hell and crazy people need to be on TV. That’s just a fact.

You know and I never pictured Rosie O tickling the cat’s armpit before I saw this picture. Ugh, I think I’ll skip dinner.