Here are some shots of them at Australian Fashion week. My God, Kim looks amazing. But looking amazing doesn’t mean you can win a bar fight against your built like a linebacker sister. The two went to blows over who gets the Bentley, and I must say, Khloe is one intimidating b#$tch.

Oh well, here are some good Kim Kardashian sexy pictures.

 

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Kim Kardashian was spotted leaving the Beverly Hills Nail Salon yesterday after getting a mani-pedi in a fuchsia pink shimmery satin dress with an oversized handbag and a pair of flip flops.

Kim Kardashian shows cleavage in purple dress in Beverly Hills

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Kim gone wild?

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Kim Kardashian publicly forgave ex-pal Paris Hilton for saying her booty was “disgusting,” but she’s still steaming. Kardashian and her sisters are in Mexico, and she managed to wrangle Ed Hardy clothes and bathing suits for everyone on the trip under one condition. “She called paparazzi and tipped them off and she’ll be wearing Ed Hardy clothes,” said our insider. “But she tried to get them to promise that they wouldn’t give any more clothes to Paris.” “As of last week her and Paris were okay,” said Kim’s rep.

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Ralph magazine is pretty well known for their hot photoshoots, but I think they outdid themselves with this batch of Kim Kardashian lingerie photos from the latest issue. Unfortunately, there isn’t any coveted booty shots to be found, but the rest of her is still pretty fun to gawk at, especially when she’s wearing eye-popping lingerie. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend’s most famous asset. “I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.” However, after a portion of the Kim-bashing interview was posted on perezhilton.com, a devastated Paris realized she went too far. “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke,” Paris tells In Touch exclusively. “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

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Who isn’t Aubrey O’Day trying to be best friends with? I mean, you can tell she just wants to be famous and she knows Danity Kane is not going to last so she’s trying to get her foot in the door another way. Just wait, I bet Aubrey will take after Kim and make a sex tape. Ever since she did a 180 and got her fake boobs, she soo looks like the sex-tape type. Whose going to tell her not to do it? Kim Kardashian? Hell no, that tape made her more famous! Jenna Jameson? Hell no, she’s famous just for that! I think Aubrey O’Day is going to the dark (slut face) side.  Those Famous Star and Straps ads didn’t help at all! I think we should make guesses now on how long it will take for her to turn completely from slutty  “pop singer” to complete downright slut with no morals (Paris Hilton) who is photographed everyday just for being slutty (Katie Price). I give her a year!

But seriously, these girls are smart. They aren’t natural beauties, they don’t have a talent, but they make themselves famous and force America to read and write about them. Geniuses. How do they do it? Big boobs and big butts, I guess.

Aubrey O’Day and Kim Kardashian Pictures

Aubrey O’Day and Jenna Jameson Pictures 

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Mila Kunis sexy movie premier, Kim Kardashian is not. Kim looks like she is going to a trendy geriatrics bingo night in that dress. In other words, if she were hanging out with old people, that modern floral wanna be artistic massacre of a dress would be hip: Hip to be Square.

I love the Diva license plate. Just kidding, I don’t.

I wish the old Kim Kardashian would come back to us. She might as well just get pregnant.

More Kim Kardashian pictures

 

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She is a big star, and I have always been on the side of her booty, but, she looks to be a few donuts over acceptable right now. This shot was taken in her backyard while filming of Keeping up with the Kardashians was going on.

Looks like Kim has been keeping up with the late night Pastry specials at Ralphs, rather than the show.  You know those specials, when they just have to get those last Cinnamon Rolls outta the store. I am a huge fan of Kim, but not when she is this huge. She is looking way to round. Time to call the trainer back in. You know, the one from the show?

Oh, you don’t watch?

Neither do I, I was just kidding. I made that up.

 

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Kim Kardashian without makeup candids

Kim Kardashian photos getting a manicure.

When we heard today that Christina Ricci instructed her trainer to give her Jessica Biel’s butt for her upcoming role in Speed Racer, we too remembered our longtime fascination with Biel’s hard bottom. Even though Justin Timberlake famously praised the back door of Kylie Minogue, we’re sure he’s doing just fine enjoying his current girlfriend’s assets. And considering we’ve had asses on the brain since Gisele  thrusts hers into our face this morning, we decided to just declare this Hump Day, well, Rump Day. Herewith, we present our picks for the top five best butts in Hollywood. And not to worry ladies; we’ll be sure to devote an upcoming Hump Day to the male stars with the most appealing cushions for pushing.

5. Kim Kardashian: Losing ties with Paris didn’t hurt Kardashian, mainly due to public interest in her gravity-defying behind, which has since landed her family a reality show and herself an endorsement  deal with Bongo.

4. Jessica Simpson:: All that exercising in preparation for her role as Daisy Duke may not have given her any acting cred, but it make her butt worthy of filling out the trashtastic shorts of legend.

3. Jennifer Lopez: What Diddy likes, we like.

2. Jessica Alba: Not an Alba bikini photo crosses our screen without a dash of immediate regret on our part for not going to the nearest 7:30am pilates session that morning.

1. Jessica Biel: Well, sometimes photos simply speak for themselves.

Kim Kardashian has been trying to eat better in 2008 – a resolution she made after downing deep fried Oreo cookies on New Year’s Eve – but her adoration for junk food has been hard to curb.

“I figured just eating well would help me lose five pounds or so,” Kardashian, 27, tells PEOPLE, admitting that three months into the New Year, her diet isn’t getting any better. “It’s so hard to eat well because I love so many unhealthy foods. I just can’t stop eating junk. It’s awful!”

Kardashian, who served as the Celebrity Hostess of Wrestlemania XXIV in Orlando on Sunday night, lamented a disastrous trip to the International House of Pancakes earlier in the afternoon. “I decided not to have pancakes, because those aren’t good for me and I didn’t want the carbs. So what did I get? Chicken strips. I knew they were bad for me, but they were worth it.”

For now, Kardashian is relying on exercise to keep her figure. “I’ve got a personal trainer who keeps me active,” she says. “I work my butt and legs just about every day, and I do cardio to burn fat. I’ve actually started videotaping my workouts so I can do them on the road. I’m going to start selling the videos soon on my Web site so that others can do the same workout that I do. They’re short videos, but if you do them one right after the other, it’s a really good workout.”

One person who loves her curvy body, regardless of what she puts into it: boyfriend Reggie Bush, who hung out with some of the wrestlers while Kardashian rehearsed. “He doesn’t care what I eat,” says Kardashian. “He loves me just the way I am.”

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And of that, I do not care. I will screw in all the lightbulbs. In fact, I will screw….ok, taking a step back. But seriously, this girl rolls into Right-Aid looking like she just got out of supermodel class. The only problem I have with Kim Kardashian is that now that she is hot thing on the blvd, other girls are trying to be like her.

Know what that means?

Fat girls.

Ladies, please realize that Kim is an anomaly.  The rarest of all species.  And now it apparently only takes one of her to screw in a lightbulb.

More Kim Kardashian at Right-Aid pictures.