Back to reality: After earning her third chilly review from the judges following a not-so-romantic rumba Monday night, Kim Kardashian had to know her “Dancing” days were numbered. Bruno Tonioli called her performance “colder and more distant than Siberia,” and viewers evidently felt the same way.

Kim’s exit proved a lucky break for a couple of ballroom hopefuls. After a performance night of largely lackluster dancers, the viewers could have just as easily turned on Rocco DiSpirito or Cloris Leachman. If they don’t step up their steps next week, one of them will likely be the next to leave.

Defense goes on the offense: Warren Sapp brought his “A” game to the ballroom Monday night and made it to the top of the leaderboard. After two promising performances last week, the retired defensive end polished his moves and picked up his feet for an impressive paso doble that inspired Len Goodman to ask for an encore the next night.

Ridiculous rehearsal moment: It’s only week two and those filler-ific rehearsal segments are back in full force. Rather than devoting more time to their dances (and if this week proved anything, most of them need to), the stars were trotted off for some existential ballroom improvement.

Connecting the extracurricular activity to the dance du jour was a heck of a stretch for Rocco DiSpirito. Before the chef performed what turned out to be a sub-par rumba, he worked on his routine by preparing a racy dish for partner Karina Smirnoff.

“Risotto is like the rumba of cooking,” the reality restaurateur explained. “It’s a slowly developing dish, and when it’s finished, it feels like cashmere in your mouth.”

Ah, risotto. It’s both the rumba and the sweater of fine dining.

Judicial smackdown: When head judge Len Goodman didn’t feel the love for Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer’s theme-free, modern take on the paso, he laid the blame at the new pro’s feet.

“I know your game and I know your brain,” the head judge said while pointing an angry finger at Lacey. “Chuck in a couple of twist turns and a chassé cape — keep the old boy happy — and then do a load of stuff that has no relation to the paso doble!”

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Kim Kardashian really needs to check her attire before leaving the house with a camel toe.

Kim was snapped by photographers after leaving the studio after rehearsing her new routine for Dancing with the Stars.

Do you think Kim’s camel toe is sexy?

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Kim Kardashian is famous for her rounded derrière.

And the 27-year-old American socialite is obviously proud of her buxom behind.

The Keeping up with the Kardashians star stepped out in a pair of skin-tight leggings which showed off her hourglass figure and bountiful backside.

The bootilicious beauty wore the revealing outfit as she left a rehearsal of Dancing With the Stars in Los Angeles, California.

She is one of 13 contestants taking to the dance floor in the US version of Strictly Come Dancing.

The reality star, who counts Paris Hilton among her best friends, also features in US series Keeping up with the Kardashians which documents her family’s life.

Kim is the daughter of the late Robert Kardashian, who acted as OJ Simpson’s lawyer during his murder trial.

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KIM Kardashian is secretly working behind the scenes to make sure her kid sister Khloe scores big in the next installment of NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” Kim was seen at the EA Sports FaceBreaker Video Game party in Hollywood texting her sister to set up a power lunch with ex-”Apprentice” villain Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth. “She wants to work out a game plan for Khloe to win,” a source told us. “Omarosa has told Kim she has many ideas for Khloe.”

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Kourtney Kardashian and her sister Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe Kardashian just posted pics on her blog getting a tattoo last night in her father’s handwriting.

Here’s what she had to say:

Hey dolls!

So this might not be such a big deal to some of you but last night I went to Tattoo Mania on Sunset and got tatted! The artist’s name was Dirk and he was awesome!

I have been wanting to get another tattoo for a minute now and I have been thinking long and hard about what I wanted. I was going through some of my old things the other day and I found a letter my daddy wrote me. On the card in his hand writing were the words “I love you!”. I knew that is what I wanted on my wrist. So I had his writing photo copied and I got my wrist inked. I don’t know if you can see it but a few months ago I got my initials tatted in white ink. I did that with the intentions that no one would really see it. So faintly underneath the “I love you” you can see my KK in white.

I am so happy with my tattoo. I smile every time I see it. I love seeing my fathers writing on me. It gives me comfort in a weird way. I hope you guys like it too!!!

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The season seven Dancing with the Stars cast was officially announced Monday on ABC’s Good Morning America, and after much Internet speculation on who would be joining the show, there are plenty of surprises.

The diverse lineup includes soap star Susan Lucci, recent Beijing Olympics gold medal winner Misty May-Treanor, Kim Kardashian and former ‘N Sync star Lance Bass. The cast also boasts the oldest-ever competitor with actress Cloris Leachman, 82, and the youngest-ever competitor with Hannah Montana actor Cody Linley, 18.

Dancing producer Conrad Green tells PEOPLE that he’s anticipating this season to be one of the show’s best yet. He says, “tons of people might be contenders right down to the last week. That’s what people want – lots of competition and unpredictable things happening.”

What’s sure to also spice up the competition is the return of pro dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who took last season off. Also, three new dancers will join the show, including Corky Ballas (father of season six champ Mark Ballas), Lacey Schwimmer of 2007’s So You Think You Can Dance, and U.S. Amateur 10 Dance Champion Inna Brayer.

Dancing, which is nominated for eight primetime Emmys this year, kicks off its seventh season on Monday, Sept. 22, on ABC.

“We thought we’d focus on good characters and lots of things could happen. It’s a show that makes itself in some ways,” says Green, adding this bit of advice to fans: “Sit back and get ready for the ride.”

Here’s the rundown of celebrity contestants and their professional dance partners ready to mambo for the mirror-ball trophy:

• Toni Braxton, singer, 40, and season one DWTS champ Alec Mazo
• Lance Bass, singer, 29, and Lacey Schwimmer
• Ted McGinley, actor, 50, and Inna Brayer
• Cloris Leachman, actress, 82, and Corky Ballas
• Warren Sapp, former NFL star, 35, and Kym Johnson
• Rocco DiSpirito, chef, 41, and Karina Smirnoff
• Kim Kardashian, TV personality, 27, and reigning DWTS champ Mark Ballas
• Maurice Green, Olympic gold medalist track and field star, 34, and two-time DWTS champ Cheryl Burke
• Misty May-Treanor, Olympic gold medalist beach volleyball player, 31, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Susan Lucci, Emmy-award winning soap opera actress, 61, and Tony Dovolani
• Jeffrey Ross, 42, comedian, and Edyta Sliwinska
• Cody Linley, 18, actor, and two-time DWTS champ Julianne Hough
• Brooke Burke, 36, TV personality, and Derek Hough

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The new season of “Dancing With the Stars” may have already lost its first competitor — and they haven’t even announced the official cast yet.

Kim Kardashian — who is scheduled to be on the show this season — badly cut her foot in her hotel room late Sunday night. We’re told she sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table and was rushed to New York Presbyterian Hospital. No word on how many stitches she needed, but a source tells TMZ there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.”

“DWTS” makes its official cast announcement this morning and Kim is in town to do press for that and her new movie, “Disaster Movie.” We’re told Kim has already begun to practice for the show, but it’s unclear now whether she’ll be able to participate.

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I know some of you want to call her fat, but I call her perfection. Yum. She even pulls off the short-shorts. Although to be honest, not sure if she will be all that good in her mid 30s, so as it stands, the time is right. When will Kim Kardashian put out her presidential video? All the same, happy friday and enjoy these Kim Kardashian short shorts pictures.

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Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian - The Cheetah Girls One World Premiere

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I can’t do it. I am safe for work. But this is just screaming for someone to put my….that is if you have pictures of it. You may, and not know it. Hey, I’ve had some rough patches in my life and had to make some extra cash.

This ice cream cone eventually ended up in Kim’s booty, where it belongs if you ask me.

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Kim Kardashian keeps it simply chic at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards at Gibson Amphitheater on Sunday, August 3, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.

The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” hottie was spotted steaming up the blue carpet in a retro-‘60s-style strapless Bradley Bayou belted dress along with a pair of matching peep-toe heels.

Kim is nominated for two surfboards this year: Choice TV: Celebrity Reality and Choice TV: Female Reality/Variety Star. In the category of reality star, she’s up against Dancing with the Stars’s Kristi Yamaguchi, America’s Next Top Model’s Whitney Thompson and The Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag.

Kim Kardashian At the 2008 Teen Choice Awards

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The two beauties, Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian made their Comic-Con debut Saturday, signing autographs to promote their new film, “Disaster Movie.” Both wore formfitting, cleavage-bearing dresses as they posed for fans’ photos.

Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian - At Diaster Movie Talent Signing at Comic Con 08

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Reality star Khloe Kardashian – who served 173 minutes in jail last week for a 2007 DUI charge – has some advice for actor Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested for DUI after getting into a car accident on Sunday.

“Just be smarter,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Annual Style L.A. Runway show benefitting the Facial Paralysis Foundation & Stop the Violence/Face the Music benefit, which she co-hosted with sisters Kim and Kourtney at the The Viceroy Hotel, Santa Monica, CA on Monday.

“Think about your actions and get a driver!” the 24-year-old counseled. “It’s so much cheaper in the long run!”

LaBeouf, 22, was arrested early Sunday morning following a night of boozing at West Hollywood’s Troubadour club. His 23-year-old Transformers co-star Isabel Lucas was a passenger in his truck when the accident occurred. LaBeouf required extensive hand surgery but police determined he was not at fault for the accident.

Khloe’s jail stint was short but dramatic.

“As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement,” she told Ryan Seacrest on Monday. “They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.”

She pledged to “never” drink and drive again.

Expect to see the incident on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

“We were filming already and we got the whole thing on tape,” Kim told Us.

Aside from jail, Khloe told Us that she’s having a “boring summer.

“I had a bunch of trips planned and we never went on any of them,” she said.

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