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Gisele Bundchen reveals what her astonishingly edible behind looks like without the assistance of Shiny Butt Masters in the new issue of GQ, but after spending the required hour drooling over the photos (many more, don’t you worry, after the jump), also overshares on her clear indifference towards boyfriend Tom Brady. Despite confessing that former paramour and constant Lakers game make-out-partner Leonardo DiCaprio “broke [her] heart,” it seems the tall, dark and handsome quarterback barely even caught Bundchen’s eye after repeated introductions. And when pressed for more details on why exactly she’s with the cheating jock, her reasoning sounds eerily similar to the way we’d describe our feelings towards a brother, ex-stalker, or (gulp) our dear ol’ dad. The skin-baring photos, and evidence Gisele is just playing the friendship game with Brady, after the jump.

“We met through a friend who knew us both for a long time. Believe me, I didn’t even remember [his picture]. Our friend knew that we would like each other. And we did. So I guess he was right.” As if the fact that she couldn’t remember who the guy was wasn’t insulting enough, her list of Brady’s charming attributes is just plain sad: “We have a lot of things in common…he is a really great person. He doesn’t have a bad bone in his body…He is a very positive person.” Those things in common? Well, Bundchen played volleyball once or twice as a gawky Brazilian teen, and Brady has apparently taught her why “all those guys keep hitting each other” on the football field. If that isn’t chemistry, we don’t know what it is. But quite frankly? From the sound of it, Gisele would really get a kick out of our Uncle Irving. Sure he’s pushing 70, but man is he ever positive and great. Plus? No pregnant fiancee in the closet. We’re calling our “guy” and Bundchen’s “guy” stat to set those two sure-thing lovebirds up.

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Gisele Bundchen is confused by the lengths of which people will go to to try and prove her good looks are manufactured and is insisting her figure is all natural, and not by plastic surgery. The supermodel was hailed by Forbes magazine as the highest paid in her profession - raking in $33 million in 2007 and $38 million in this year alone. And Bundchen, who has graced the covers of more magazines than any other supermodel and is the face of over 20 brands internationally, admits she’s tired of skeptics convinced her looks have been altered to achieve such perfection.Telling of her frustration to GQ magazine, she says, “The other day, a girl on my plane was pulling my hair. She was like, ‘I just want to check…’ “This is all my hair, by the way. I did not have extensions.”

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Tom Brady celebrated Father’s Day with model girlfriend Gisele Bundchen and his 10-month-old son John Edward in L.A.

At the end of the day, a nanny took the tot back to his mother, actress Bridget Moynahan.

Moynahan and the New England Patriots quarterback split in February 2007 following three years together. After their split, Moynahan announced she was three-months pregnant with his baby.

“I’m not sure anyone – and I could be wrong in this – grows up thinking, ‘I want to be a single mom,’” the I,Robot star told Harper’s Bazaar.

Moynahan didn’t sit home feeling sorry for herself though. In fact, the actress kept dating during her pregnancy.

“I couldn’t believe how many times I was asked out!” she told Harper’s. “Not that I went out a lot. When I was faced with doing this on my own, I was worried about how it was going to affect my personal life. I was confident that it was not going to be an issue. And I was right.”

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Once again, Gisele has beat out all the other supermodels and earned more than double what they make in a year. I am actually surprised that Gisele is on top, I see a lot more of Heidi than I do Gisele. I would think Heidi would be making the same or more than Gisele at this point. What about Tyra? Why isn’t she on the list? She must do pretty well. Sure, she is not solely a model anymore but neither is Heidi or Gisele. Another surprise is that Alessandra is not even in the top ten. I would think she would be even with Adriana and definitely above Miranda. It will be interesting to see if Gisele remains on top next year…

1. Gisele Bundchen, $35 million
2. Heidi Klum, $14 million
3. Kate Moss, $7.5 million
4. Adriana Lima, $7 million
5. Doutzen Kroes, $6 million
6. Karolina Kurkova, $5 million
7. Natalia Vodianova, $4.8 million
8. Carolyn Murphy, $4.5 million
9. Daria Werbowy, $3.8 million
10. Miranda Kerr, $3.5 million

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Gisele was in Berlin today promoting her line of sandals. Gisele looks great but I am not a big fan of her sandals. They are nothing special at all. I wonder if people are buying these things?

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Gisele Caroline Nonnenmacher Bündchen (born July 20, 1980) is a Brazilian model. According to Forbes, she is the highest-paid model in the world and also the sixteenth richest woman in the entertainment world, having earned $33 million in 2007 alone, adding to her estimated $150 million fortune. She is also listed on Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel. Gisele is the face of more than 20 brands internationally and appeared on more than 500 magazine covers on her career.

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Gisele out for a bite.

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Parade Magazine has come out with its “What People Earn” issue.

The magazine reports Cyrus raked in $18.2 million in one year, but she’s not even near the top of the list.

Oprah Winfrey topped the list with $260 million.

Also on the list: Tiger Woods ($115 million), Steven Spielberg ($110 million), Dr. Phil McGraw ($90 million), Gisele Bundchen ($33 million) and 50 Cent ($33 million).

Some stars still need to strive to beat Cyrus on the list including; Katherine Heigl ($11 million), Jessica Alba ($9 million) and Scarlett Johansson ($5 million).

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Gisele Bundchen launches Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign

Giselle Bundchen was in Malibu being shot by Mario Testino, a renowned fashion photographer. But that’s not what is important. What is important is figuring out how to get the dude’s job that is in charge of patting down her butt. I mean, where do I fill out a resume? I am totally qualified…well, although I haven’t padded down a lot of supermodel butts, I would have a great passion for it. I would be a lifetime employee. I don’t require benefits or anything.

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When we heard today that Christina Ricci instructed her trainer to give her Jessica Biel’s butt for her upcoming role in Speed Racer, we too remembered our longtime fascination with Biel’s hard bottom. Even though Justin Timberlake famously praised the back door of Kylie Minogue, we’re sure he’s doing just fine enjoying his current girlfriend’s assets. And considering we’ve had asses on the brain since Gisele  thrusts hers into our face this morning, we decided to just declare this Hump Day, well, Rump Day. Herewith, we present our picks for the top five best butts in Hollywood. And not to worry ladies; we’ll be sure to devote an upcoming Hump Day to the male stars with the most appealing cushions for pushing.

5. Kim Kardashian: Losing ties with Paris didn’t hurt Kardashian, mainly due to public interest in her gravity-defying behind, which has since landed her family a reality show and herself an endorsement  deal with Bongo.

4. Jessica Simpson:: All that exercising in preparation for her role as Daisy Duke may not have given her any acting cred, but it make her butt worthy of filling out the trashtastic shorts of legend.

3. Jennifer Lopez: What Diddy likes, we like.

2. Jessica Alba: Not an Alba bikini photo crosses our screen without a dash of immediate regret on our part for not going to the nearest 7:30am pilates session that morning.

1. Jessica Biel: Well, sometimes photos simply speak for themselves.

Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign was launched by having Giselle Bundchen look hot.  Not a bad way to do marketing. Hire hot chick. Put on tight sexy dress. Walk out in front of promo sign. Photo ops are a really great thing.

Seems to work.

More sexy pictures of Giselle Bundchin.

 

Giselle Bundchen is really sexy.

Gisele Bundchen running errands in New York City.