Demi Moore is a typical mom who just happens to move in Hollywood circles.

“My normal day is, I get up with the kids, take them to school, a few days a week I might do Pilates, reading, meetings, and then we always do family dinner at 6:30,” she tells the next issue of V Magazine, on stands Monday.

Moore, 45, has three daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis: Rumer, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah Belle, 13.

The famous acting couple have remained friends and do many things together, including walking the red carpet for premieres and taking trips, along with Moore’s husband of two years, Ashton Kutcher, 29.

“It wasn’t a piece of cake” for everyone to get along, reveals Moore, who posed for celebrity photographer Mario Testino for the V cover story. “It wasn’t automatic or easy. It took diligence and effort and even enduring awkwardness, and a lot of general giving on my part and Bruce’s part. And really, tremendously, on Ashton’s part. Coming into my life, Ashton just wasn’t meeting somebody that had baggage. You know, I had trunks!”

Part of the motivation to make her particular family situation work: respect. “It’s far more exhausting to be angry and blaming,” she tells the magazine. “You can dig deep within yourself and really have a desire for someone else’s happiness, which I feel I do have for Bruce and he has for me. He has a joy and appreciation for what Ashton and I share, and for how Ashton is with the girls.”

As for dealing with the paparazzi since moving back to Los Angeles, the star of the crime drama Flawless (due in theaters in March) says it has been a challenge.

“When I first moved back to L.A., I had a very difficult time and found that I didn’t want to leave the house so much,” Moore says. “And then I started to feel, well, I don’t want to be isolated and worried that if they’re getting a photograph then I’m not going to go and do something. It’s difficult when they hang out at the bottom of your street waiting for you to drive by.”

That perspective explains her sympathy for some of today’s young stars.

“No one has seen it worse than Britney Spears,” she says. “How can anyone see that and think that’s an OK way to expect anybody to live, no matter where they’re at in their life?”

Demi Moore in V Magazine

Britney Spears has one sympathetic soul in her corner - Demi Moore . “No one has seen it worse than Britney Spears,” says Moore, 45 and a mother of three. She told V magazine: “How can anyone see that and think that’s an OK way to expect anybody to live, no matter where they’re at in their life? . . . I do think the boundaries could use a little reshaping, redefining what an invasion of privacy is.” Meanwhile, four LA paparazzi were charged with reckless driving during a cat-and-mouse car chase with Spears and her entourage. Cops pulled over the photographers in Mission Hills around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday.

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Just because the Golden Globes ceremony has been cancelled, doesn’t mean the schwag has. All you have to do is pose with some lame shit and you get it for free. I mean Rumer Willis posed with fucking orange juice. She also posed with bras, vitamin water, Netflix stuffed animal things and whatever else you threw at her. It’s free! If I was the vendor I wouldn’t want her butterhead fugging up my shit. What she needed to do was take those free bras and put them on immediately. Them boobs will hit her knees in no time.

Katharine McPhee was also there posing with the hideous purse ever. That shit is tacky. I know some drag queens that wouldn’t even carry that crap around.

Here’s Rumie and Kat at the Access Hollywood “Stuff You Must…” lounge.

I couldn’t decide whether I wanted to write about American Gladiator sex or Rumer Willis wearing a dress and no one there to see it. I finally decided that each story was basically crap and that no one cares and so said to myself that if you make it into one big post, then maybe it will make it less crappy. Unfortunately I don’t think it worked. Nope. Still crap.

Rumer Willis won’t be performing just in front of mom, dad, Ashton and the foreign press anymore. Now Rumer can show off all her fugliness to the all the invitees to the Golden Globes. NBC has decided not to air the show, and therefore it can go on. No one will see it except for those people at the show, and of course for everyone who has YouTube because there is going to be some stuff going down this year which you know will make for a cell phone filming frenzy. I assume NBC will pack the four hours normally set aside for the show with four hours of American Gladiators instead. I don’t really care about the new show but I used to watch the old version. A bunch of those old performers are now saying the set was awash in drugs and sex and that at least one of the performers had to go to rehab to get off the drugs he was provided when he was a performer on the show.

Apparently all the sex that was going on at the time didn’t actually include much heterosexual sex. It seems that most of those favorite American Gladiator ladies that all the guys drooled over were actually lesbians and would enjoy showing off this fact to the male performers by engaging in a little one on one time and allowing the guys to watch. Of course the guys were probably so whacked out on all the Vicodin and Percocet they were provided that the women could have just been reading recipes, and the guys would have been happy.

ASHTON Kutcher and Demi Moore seem to be persona non grata at hot Chrystie Street cabaret The Box, where owner Simon Hammerstein privately applauded a performer who spilled drinks on the Hollywood power couple this week. “[Bleep] Ashton and Demi, they are so up their own arses . . . and they spend nothing,” Hammerstein wrote in an e-mail to his general manager, Javier, as well as co-owner Richard Kimmel. “I can’t stand those two, and I applaud whoever spilt a drink on them.” But publicly, Hammerstein - grandson of Broadway lyricist Oscar Hammerstein - said he wants the offending employee, a dancer, to be chastised. “Richard, make sure you ream whoever did it,” he told Kimmel in the same e-mail. Hammerstein did not respond to our e-mail, and his rep didn’t return our call or e-mail.

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I can see the infomercials now. Heeeheee!
People:
When Soleil Moon Frye delivers her second child, she may once again have a comforting – and famous – friend at her side: Demi Moore. “This one,” Frye, 31, told PEOPLE on Thursday, pointing to Moore at the grand opening of Frye’s eco-friendly baby boutique The Little Seed, “she’s the queen mama. She’s the most incredible mom.” But Moore, 45, who was there with Frye when the Punky Brewster star gave birth to her daughter two years ago, says Frye “is doing just fine.” And will Moore, a mother of three, return to the delivery room for Frye next year? “I hope so!” Moore told PEOPLE. “We got to keep the team together.” “Are you kidding?” chimes in Frye, “She’s the best birthing coach in the entire universe.” Frye is married to Jason Goldberg, 36, the producer of MTV’s prank show Punk’d that Moore’s husband, Ashton Kutcher, hosted. And while Frye draws strength from Moore, she also looks to her own daughter, 2-year-old Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. “I learn more from her than she ever could learn from me,” Frye says. “She’s far wiser than I am.”

Rumer Willis is probably like, “Fuck it, I’m fugly and I know it, so I’ll just go with it.” She has a way of really fugging herself up even majorly. It’s probably the look she’s going for and I can respect that. 

Here’s Rumer out on a date….with a boy……last night. The boy isn’t bad looking. For his sake, I hope he’s blind. 

Fame Pictures

A while ago I suggested that Rumer Willis get a weave to soften her features. I’m eating my words. The last thing she needs is a weave. It’s like if Eddie Van Halen and Mrs. Potato Head had a baby. Total grunge. Smells like teen spirit? No, just smells.

I’d still hit it.  

Source: People

I love that Rumer’s trying the sexy and she does have a nice body, but some things are better left unseen. She would look a lot better if she pulled that hat down all the way to her waist. Then she would look hot. I want to love her, but every time I see her all I have is a bad taste in my mouth. That bad taste is an insult waiting to be slung.

Here’s Rumer with her daddy’s ex-girlfriend, Brooke Burns, at the premiere of O The Water Horse in Hollywood today.

Guess who’s this year’s Miss Golden Globe? Why it’s our little Rumer Glenn Willis! The daughter of Bruce and Demi will be handing out those golden trophies this January.  

The HFPA issued this statement:

We are delighted to have Rumer Willis join us to celebrate ‘The 65 ^th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Since both of her parents have enjoyed successful entertainment careers in the acting profession, she is doubly qualified to serve as Miss Golden Globe

I really hope Miss Rumer isn’t wearing too much bronzer that night or one of the winners might confuse her big head with their Golden Globe trophy. They’ll drag her ass all the way home and set her on top of their fireplace mantle with the other awards. I’d hate to see that happen.

Thanks Steve

Break me off a piece of that! Milo Ventimiglia shows his chi-chis - Just Jared 

Demi Moore is showing off what good money can buy - Egotastic!  

Sarah Harding gives weird face (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The Victoria’s Secret models have landed - Hollywood Tuna 

Sophie Monk is completely naked - IDLYITW 

Sarah Silverman sings “Happy AIDS Day” - Mollygood 

Kate Moss’ house is too dirty for Courtney Love - Hollywood Rag 

The Celebrity name game - Cityrag 

Ryan Phillipe is such a mama bear - A Socialite’s Life

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Zoe Kravitz is probably thinking to herself “This bitch needs to stop trying so hard. She’s fug at every angle.” Actually, Rumer Willis looks pretty good here. I think this is as good as it gets. Thankfully she washed that bleach out of her hair and went back to black.  

Here’s Rumer with Zoe at DKNY’s Delicious Night launch party last night. 

Rumer Willis told People Magazine that she’s chosen to become famous and she’s ready for whatever comes her way. 

“Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.” 

“It’s a 24-hour job. It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you.”

This is the problem with fame. She chose it, because she’s a Hollywood brat, but shouldn’t we have a say in this? I mean we’re the ones that have to look at her all the time. Every year newbies should have to submit a proposal and we decide if we want to look at this bitch’s mug daily. With all due respect to Rumer we already have a Jay Leno!

Aww…I sort of love this pear head.