Christina Aguilera just released a video called, Keeps Getting Better. That’s a paradox if you look at this picture where its obvious that the couple keeps getting worse. I know, that wasn’t nice, and if you don’t have anything nice to say, you should blog it.

This Jordan guy is such a douchebag, but at least one can take solace in the fact that Christina is now closer to his level. Boy, remember when she was hot? Seems like ages ago. What the hell is Christina wearing in these pictures? Looks like she is going to a funeral for a comic strip character.

More pictures of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman.

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Target commercial for christina aguilera’s greatest hits “Keeps Gettin’ Better”. Out on november 11.

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Christina Aguilera was clearly keen to keep covered up from the British chill.

But the plucky singer still showed plenty of front, as her heaving bosom spilled forth from her tight-fitting coat.

The singer was seen leaving restaurant L’Atelier after a romantic dinner with husband Jordan Bratman at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London’s Covent Garden last night.

Christina looked just swell, as her bosom spilled over the top of her pink corseted dress.

In fact, even though she had her first child ten months ago, her bounteous appearance will do little dispel rumours that a second baby might be on the cards for the year-old singer.

Christina and her husband are making the most of their couple time, as the singer arrived in London earlier this week to perform at the Africa Rising concert.

But she looked a little down in the mouth despite her evening out at the exclusive restaurant.

Christina made her return to the stage in the UK wearing a series of eye-catching outfits at London’s Albert Hall on Wednesday, ten months after giving birth to her son Max.

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I say put this on PPV. I think it would be an awesome brawl, probably better than most of the crappy boxing matches as of late. Two divas, a cage, lots of mud and a couple of midgets (hey, it would make it way cooler with midgets, so lay off). Anyways, this all got started because Christina was just confirmed by the VMA’s and apparently, the rumor is going around that MTV tried to keep Britney’s signing a secret until Christina signed. Hmmmm….

“I’m very excited,” said Christina about the news, which was announced at a press conference at Paramount Studios in L.A. Refering to her 8-month-old son Max Liron, Xtina said, “This will be his first time watching me perform on television, but only for a little while because he’s not really allowed to watch television yet. I’ll make an exception for the VMAs.”

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I am probably alone in thinking this but Christina looks like a trainwreck to me. Between the terrible white hair, the awful tan, the worst boobs possible, the ugly skank outfit and her makeup, I don’t know what she is thinking. She looks like pure trash and not fun sexy trash like she was when she was younger. She seriously look like a scary piggish tranny. She needs a makeover asap.

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The sultry singer told Glamour that she and husband Jordan Bratman “make sure we have Mommy and Daddy nights out.” She added, “Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do: Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing . . . and I’m not going into any more detail than that.”

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It is nice that Xtina is covered up, she looks casual and sexy. I personally think is too orange and her hair is too white but no red lipstick or awful cleavage - we can’t ask for much more.

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Christina looks fantastic in this tight dress and WOW what big cleavage.

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Christina having a good time out for the evening.

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Talk about dangerous curves, this is downright scary. Her boobs and butt are just growing away. This of course all due to Jordan Brattman super-douchebagging impregnating one of the hottest girls around. Hey, I’m not saying I don’t like, but I am saying it’s probably headed for a bad direction. Dangerously bad!

More pregnant Christina Aguilera pictures.

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Christina checking out the new fashions.

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The recent mother of son Max, and wife of douchebag Jordan Bratman, is apparently drinking away the baby weight.

Page Six says, The pop tart, who recently gave birth to son Max, went to Crown Bar in Los Angeles with hubby Jordan Bratman and friends, who had a few rounds before continuing the party at the Chateau Marmont. A source said Bratman, who stayed sober, drove home. 

This is exactly the kind of milf I would love to meet out in some ritzy Hollywood bar. She still has the big breast, her weight looks down, and she is into drinking  away the blues of being with a complete douchebag. I have always been a fan of Christina, and it appears she is going to rebound nicely from the pregnancy.

More Christina Aguilera post-pregnancy pictures.

 

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MOST breast-feeding mothers know that drinking beer can help lactation - including, apparently, Christina Aguilera. The pop tart, who recently gave birth to son Max, went to Crown Bar in Los Angeles last week with hubby Jordan Bratman and friends, who had a few rounds before continuing the party at the Chateau Marmont. A source said Bratman, who stayed sober, drove home.

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Apparently Christina Aguilera moved into a neighborhood populated by elderly people and they do not appreciate any noise at all after the dinner hour. Incidentally the dinner hour is whatever time they get back from the Denny’s early bird special, but think 430 or 5p. Any noise after that is just rude.Well, apparently Christina and her caveman husband like to put the baby to bed or one of the staff does, or they just set the kid in a lawn chair with a bottle and let him watch Christina and Caveman make sexy time in the pool. Almost every night, Christina and the Caveman head outside to the pool and are not wearing a stitch of clothing. I know, I know, but try not to picture the Caveman who should in no way be confused with Captain Caveman who also seemed to do well with women. Must have been the big stick he was always carrying. This Caveman is also not to be confused with The Caveman who was also a manny to Britney Spears. Whatever happened to that guy by the way? Did he go back to Encino and make cameos in Pauly Shore movies?

Once outside, “They don’t just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” a source told The Sun. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they would keep it down a bit. “There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”

Wow. How bored am I today that I am writing about old people complaining to The Sun about the noises Christina Aguilera makes when she has sex. How did The Sun find out? Do they have an LA office that goes around knocking on neighbor’s doors asking if they have had any problems with the kids next door? So, it is probably just an elaboration on the interview Christina gave where she said that she and Jordan walk around naked on Sundays. If you are walking around naked on Sundays, then you are probably having sex in the pool on Mondays. It is not too big of a stretch to imagine Jordan screaming like a virgin everytime he gets to have sex with his wife, thus the story. Let me know when one of the neighbors gets a video camera.

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Christina Aguilera shopping on Robertson Blvd in Beverly Hills.