The sultry singer told Glamour that she and husband Jordan Bratman “make sure we have Mommy and Daddy nights out.” She added, “Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do: Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing . . . and I’m not going into any more detail than that.”

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It is nice that Xtina is covered up, she looks casual and sexy. I personally think is too orange and her hair is too white but no red lipstick or awful cleavage - we can’t ask for much more.

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Christina looks fantastic in this tight dress and WOW what big cleavage.

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Christina having a good time out for the evening.

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Talk about dangerous curves, this is downright scary. Her boobs and butt are just growing away. This of course all due to Jordan Brattman super-douchebagging impregnating one of the hottest girls around. Hey, I’m not saying I don’t like, but I am saying it’s probably headed for a bad direction. Dangerously bad!

More pregnant Christina Aguilera pictures.

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Christina checking out the new fashions.

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The recent mother of son Max, and wife of douchebag Jordan Bratman, is apparently drinking away the baby weight.

Page Six says, The pop tart, who recently gave birth to son Max, went to Crown Bar in Los Angeles with hubby Jordan Bratman and friends, who had a few rounds before continuing the party at the Chateau Marmont. A source said Bratman, who stayed sober, drove home. 

This is exactly the kind of milf I would love to meet out in some ritzy Hollywood bar. She still has the big breast, her weight looks down, and she is into drinking  away the blues of being with a complete douchebag. I have always been a fan of Christina, and it appears she is going to rebound nicely from the pregnancy.

More Christina Aguilera post-pregnancy pictures.

 

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MOST breast-feeding mothers know that drinking beer can help lactation - including, apparently, Christina Aguilera. The pop tart, who recently gave birth to son Max, went to Crown Bar in Los Angeles last week with hubby Jordan Bratman and friends, who had a few rounds before continuing the party at the Chateau Marmont. A source said Bratman, who stayed sober, drove home.

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Apparently Christina Aguilera moved into a neighborhood populated by elderly people and they do not appreciate any noise at all after the dinner hour. Incidentally the dinner hour is whatever time they get back from the Denny’s early bird special, but think 430 or 5p. Any noise after that is just rude.Well, apparently Christina and her caveman husband like to put the baby to bed or one of the staff does, or they just set the kid in a lawn chair with a bottle and let him watch Christina and Caveman make sexy time in the pool. Almost every night, Christina and the Caveman head outside to the pool and are not wearing a stitch of clothing. I know, I know, but try not to picture the Caveman who should in no way be confused with Captain Caveman who also seemed to do well with women. Must have been the big stick he was always carrying. This Caveman is also not to be confused with The Caveman who was also a manny to Britney Spears. Whatever happened to that guy by the way? Did he go back to Encino and make cameos in Pauly Shore movies?

Once outside, “They don’t just splash around - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” a source told The Sun. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they would keep it down a bit. “There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”

Wow. How bored am I today that I am writing about old people complaining to The Sun about the noises Christina Aguilera makes when she has sex. How did The Sun find out? Do they have an LA office that goes around knocking on neighbor’s doors asking if they have had any problems with the kids next door? So, it is probably just an elaboration on the interview Christina gave where she said that she and Jordan walk around naked on Sundays. If you are walking around naked on Sundays, then you are probably having sex in the pool on Mondays. It is not too big of a stretch to imagine Jordan screaming like a virgin everytime he gets to have sex with his wife, thus the story. Let me know when one of the neighbors gets a video camera.

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Christina Aguilera shopping on Robertson Blvd in Beverly Hills.

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Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman partied at Villa Lounge nightclub yesterday in West Hollywood, California. Christina who just had a baby, looked sexy and glamorous in shiny red lipstick and nail polish. Christina and Jordan were cuddling in the backseat of the car as they left the famous venue.

Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman did some shopping for little Max, 3-months yesterday at Babies ‘R Us in LA. I wonder when we’ll get to see Max again? I’ll bet he’s changed a lot — looks like he’s ready for some floor time (Tiny Love mat in the cart)

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Christina looks cute but I am not liking these overly huge glasses all the celebs are wearing these days. I like big glasses but not these huge, round, awkward glasses that we are seeing more and more of. They look like something an old woman would wear. I don’t like the way Christina looks here in general. She looks really big on top and small on the bottom, then her feet protrude out. Precisely why I don’t wear flats with tight jeans… Jordan desperately needs to shave, he looks rough.

Am I alone in thinking Christina should keep those melons on her chest covered? I know it is really none of my business but at the same time, I find them to be kind of disturbing. They are unnatural looking and since giving brith they are humongous. They look like they are about to burst! Xtina, do us a favor and keep your tit in your shirt. I actually know a lot of people who think Christina’s boobs are perfect so I guess there is no universal idea of perfect boobs.