Ahhh, what once was such a cute and happy couple, is now the ex-couple from Hell. In the latest in the mud slinging match that will just not go away, Charlie Sheen is calling for a boycott of Denise Richards’ show from TV viewers.

The Two and a Half Men star – who took ex-wife Denise Richards to court in a failed attempt to prevent her from including their two daughters in a reality show – is now urging viewers to tune out the upcoming E! series.

“I think we should all just boycott the damn thing!” Sheen, 42, half-jokingly told PEOPLE Wednesday night at an Academy of TV event for his sitcom. “Issue a mass boycott.”

In January, a judge gave the former Bond Girl, 37, permission to include the ex-couple’s daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, in the as-yet-untitled show (which is being produced by Ryan Seacrest’s company to air this summer).

But the legal ruling did nothing to dampen Sheen’s opposition to the project. “You don’t go to court and make stands to prevent that if you don’t firmly believe in it,” he said.

Regarding the court’s decision, the CBS star added, “The world is upside down sometimes.”

I don’t know about you all, but I won’t be watching the show, and not because Charlie Sheen doesn’t want me to.

Source

I think the entire world had pretty much stopped talking about and even caring about whether Denise Richards stabbed Heather Locklear and their friendship in the back by sleeping with Richie Sambora. Me, the world’s biggest Denise Richards hater didn’t even care anymore, until Denise herself brought it up again this weekend.

The only reason I can think of for her to continue bringing it up is because she feels guilty for stabbing her friend in the back and because she will do anything to get people to watch her new show. Denise says, “The truth of the matter is my friendship with Heather ended before Richie and I even started dating. That’s one thing I don’t know if people knew or not. I never had an affair. I never cheated on Charlie and Richie never cheated on Heather. If I was still friends with Heather, I would have never crossed that line with Richie at all.”So, let me get this straight. Richie winks at you at a party or flashes you some hundreds and you start to melt. The next day you call Heather and tell her that you don’t want to be her friend anymore. The day after that, you call Richie and tell him that you would love to help count his money now and that you can do so with a clear conscience because you and Heather are not friends anymore.Then when the world starts accusing you of stabbing Heather in the back you cry and scream and really start using chapstick like crazy. Man, I cannot wait until her show starts.

Court is in recess for Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen but for Denise, scantily clad magazine cover shoots are always in session!

The Blonde and Blonder star and her daughters, Lola, 2, and Sam, 3, were happy as can be leaving a photo shoot for Shape magazine in Santa Monica.

Meanwhile, the exes recently battled it out in court where Denise was trying to exercise her God-given parental right to pimp her daughters out to reality television. The judge sided with Denise — those children’s souls don’t sell themselves, you know.

However, don’t expect Charlie “go cry to your bald mom, you [expletive] loser” Sheen to go quietly into the night. Now that the Two and a Half Men star has already conquered the medium of hate e-mailing, more creative acts of sabotage are surely in store. We just hope he sends out an e-alert the day the magazine hits the racks and he buys up all the issues at his local newsstand, immediately wraps them in shame and rockets them out into some distant soundless galaxy.

(source)

There is going to be an explosive celebrity custody hearing tomorrow, and shockingly, it doesn’t involve Britney Spears!

Denise Richards, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, wants to star in a reality show, along with the former couple’s two daughters, Sam, 3 and Lola, 2.

Sources tell PageSix.com that Charlie “is absolutely 100% vehemently opposed to this.”

Denise has decided to take her plight to the judge tomorrow afternoon in a Los Angeles Family Court. She wants to have Charlie’s parental rights essentially revoked in making this decision. The couple have had ongoing custody issues ever since they split.

Extra TV first reported the hearing.

Actress Denise Richards, 36, and daughters Sam, 3 ½ and Lola Rose, 2 ½, attend the Boom Boom Room’s
gifting suites at the Century Plaza Hotel in Century City, CA, on
Saturday, January 12th.

Photo by Andy Fossum for Startraks.

Steal Lola’s Rose Sheen’s cowboy boot style, see our picks for hot boots.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are in the middle of a heated custody battle. Denise recently filed some documents regarding Charlie’s behavior which Page Six got their hands on:

Pictures of Sheen’s “erect penis” that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to “approximately 30 women.”

“I’d love to give it to you any time,” Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name “mrjonze55.”

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - “which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage.”

Charlie is also very adamant about breast-feeding:

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to “become retarded.”

“He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed ‘the dumbest day of my life.’”

Charlie Sheen tore his wedding picture in half and wrote “the dumbest day of my life” on it. That is freaking hilarious. Oh, it’s disturbed, but, seriously, who does that? Outside of a five-year-old? I can just see him arguing in the court: “Your honor, my ex-wife Denise doesn’t deserve to have custody of the kids, because, well, she’s just a big poop-head. Also she’s super-retarded.” Honestly, Charlie Sheen should be a lawyer. He’d win every case. You just can’t compete with this level of word-play.

Charlie Sheen recently sent some lovely and touching e-mails to his ex, Denise Richards. Denise included these beautiful sentiments in documents she filed last week in the couple’s custody battle.

These words are just so beautiful. Charlie is truly an eloquent man. If he wasn’t an actor, he should’ve been a poet. The next Shakespeare if you will.

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig.”

Thoughtful!

“You are an evil piece of shit. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don’t get a fucking dime till this is resolved.”

Lovely! And that’s just some of it! I really hope Charlie puts all these e-mails together one day for a book about love. It will be a Valentine’s Day best seller!

Oh and Denise also claims Charlie used to visit gay porn sites featuring underaged boys. Oh Denise it was just research! Research for a very special episode of “Two and a Half Men” featuring Chris Hansen from Dateline. 

Source: Page Six

Where is the green giant when you need him? Somebody needs to put this midget in check! - I’m Not Obsessed 

Stick Denise’s rusty vag in Charlie’s mouth to shut him up already! - In Case You Didn’t Know

Bill O’Reilly is surprised to learn that blacks and whites are the same! - Mollygood 

Major Indiana Jones 4 spoilers - SOW 

RiRi’s got a new video and she’s making it happen - Concrete Loop 

Debra Opri sues Larry Birkhead - Celebitchy 

Scary Spice isn’t so bad on DWTS - Urban Hoopla

Most guys don’t react kindly when their ex-wives accuse them of looking at child pornography in front of their kids.  And Charlie Sheen is fuming over the allegations made publicly by Denise Richards.

The “Major League” actor says that the FBI was “aware of” the Wild Things actress’ accusations about the kiddie porn and hasn’t done anything because her claims have no merit.  He also made the point that it has only been since he asked to pick his own nannies that the mudslinging has begun.

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are still fighting. Denise’s call girl ass asked a judge to protect her kiddies from Charlie. He fought back by saying Denise doesn’t own their children. Good comeback.

Denise’s attorney said, “She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children. This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise’s shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children.” 

The filed papers indicate that Denise is concerned about Charlie’s attraction to underaged girls as well as his “illicit behavior” on the internet including showing his dick and bits to people he’s chatting with.

Um…why haven’t we seen these pictures? I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing some Charlie Sheen peen. I’m sure it’s heavily damaged due to all the action it’s gotten with skanky hookers. A peen’s a peen though.

Charlie denied her accusations and said, “The truth will prevail. It always does.” 

They need to learn a thing or two from Brit and KFed about how to put together a truly theatrical and dramatic custody battle. This shit is boring. 

Source