Clearly Michael Lohan has an attention whore problem. He now wants to box Kevin Federline for charity. Give me a break, this guy just can’t stand not being the center of the world. I wish someone would just knock him out, hell, I would foot the charity bill in that case. Maybe he could have a bus run over him for charity? I am full of ideas.

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Why do all the hot ones have to ruin their hotness? Here is Ali Larter frolicking about the beach in a bikini. And making out with a douchebag. Take the good with the bad I suppose.

More Ali Carter bikini pictures.

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Dr. Dre’s 20-year-old son has died, the rapper’s publicist said Tuesday.

“Dr. Dre is mourning the loss of his son Andre Young Jr.,” publicist Lori Earl said in a statement.

Young Jr., who was named after his father, was found dead Saturday by his mother at their home in suburban Woodland Hills, county coroner’s Lt. John Kades said.

An autopsy was performed Monday, but the cause of death wasn’t likely to be determined for eight weeks while toxicology tests are done, Kades said.

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Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have called off their engagement, her rep tells Usmagazine.com.

The two have been engaged since March 2006.

“We haven’t decided where, and as soon as we make that decision it will happen very quickly,” Sheridan told the U.K.’s Mail on Sunday’s YOU magazine in December 2007.

She added, “I would like a baby,” though she was hesitant to say if they were trying.

“Michael is a wonderful human being. He has brought me a profound love and support. He is an amazing sounding board for me,” she went on. “I am the happiest now I’ve ever been in my life, feeling more grounded than I ever have.”

“For me there’s only been one person, and that’s Michael,” she added.

The two even collaborated musically, with Sheridan singing vocals on Bolton’s tune “The Second Time Around.”

The couple, who dated for five years beginning in 1992, rekindled their romance after Sheridan’s split from fiancé Nicklas Soderblom in 2005.

“Nicollette and I are very serious about each other,” Bolton told New York’s Daily News around the time of their engagement. “I am very committed. It is a very special time in my life. I have a good feeling about the future.”

She was previously married to L.A. Law actor Harry Hamlin; they separated the following year.

Bolton has three daughters from a previous 15-year marriage to Maureen McGuire. They divorced in 1990.

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Kate Hudson’s hot head of hair has gotten her into one explosive legal mess.

In June, the “Fool’s Gold” starlet created and launched her own line of hair-care products alongside her longtime celeb stylist David Babaii, entitled David Babaii for WildAid. The eco-friendly collection of shampoos and other styling aids boasts a unique key ingredient, volcanic ash — but perhaps this isn’t so unique after all.

The company 220 Laboratories Inc. filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday against Hudson, Babaii and their manufacturer, Universal, for 17 offenses, including the misappropriation of trade secrets, fraud and breach of contract and confidence.

David Babaii for WildAid defended its product in an e-mail to Pop Tarts:

“We stand by our actions during the research and development process of the David Babaii for WildAid hair care line and believe that 220 Laboratories’ allegations are baseless and without any merit. If we are formally served with the complaint, we will vigorously defend this claim,” a rep for the company said.

220 Laboratories says it was the only supplier of volcanic ash in the USA and that it entered an “oral contract” with the Tinseltown twosome in August 2006 to develop and manufacture hair products. The company says it revealed their “confidential” ingredient list to Hudson and Babaii in November, and that the duo then took the ash samples and shopped around to find a cheaper deal.

220 Laboratories claims Hudson and Babaii even used promotional footage of the 220 team collecting ash in Vanuatu to promote their products after signing up with Universal.

Kate and her hair-care crew have been labeled “willful and malicious” by the plaintiffs, who are suing for an unspecified amount to include special damages and attorneys’ fees as well as an injunction against competitors’ use of their products.

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Gun-toting Pirates boarded a luxury yacht used by rapper P Diddy and robbed guests and crew of more than £100,000.

Four masked men pulled alongside the £20 million cruiser in a speedboat then forced their way aboard brandishing handguns and rifles.

They ordered the captain to empty the boat’s safe before demanding cash and valuables from passengers. Ten minutes later, they fled.

The 160ft long yacht was anchored several miles off southern Corsica when the raid happened on Sunday night. The nine guests had paid £130,000 to charter the boat for a week.

Police said the raiders escaped with cash, gold watches, jewellery and several artworks.

The yacht was commissioned by Israeli millionaire Jonathan Lietersdorf in 2002. It has wood panelling, leather upholstery, a fireplace for Arctic cruises and even a helicopter pad.

Georgio Armani, Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs and Jack Nicholson have all chartered the vessel.

The French Coastguard, who picked up the distress call, said there had been no notable attacks for several years in the Mediterranean.

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E! has pink-slipped Denise Richards’ reality show.

Richards, who went to court last year to fight ex-husband Charlie Sheen for rights to have their children appear on the show “It’s Complicated,” turned out to be a less-than-stellar reality star.

A show low-light was her confrontation with an editor for a magazine over how she has been portrayed in the tabloid press.

“The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode,” a source told “The Insider” yesterday. “But the audience has dropped off. ”

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson turned date-night into a family affair Sunday, when they dined at New York’s Bar Pitti with their moms, Dina Lohan and Ann Dexter Jones.

“All was calm,” said an onlooker. “They weren’t too animated.”

Later, after noshing on the restaurant’s Italian fare, Lindsay and Ronson slipped outside for a quick smoke-break.

All in all, the group seemed subdued but happy – and quite comfortable with each other.

“Dina tousled her hair a lot, like you see her do on TV,” said the fellow diner. “They all looked very natural, like they’ve hung out before.”

The elder Lohan has been vocal in her support of Ronson, who some see as a stabilizing influence in Lindsay’s life. As Dina told PEOPLE earlier this year, “Samantha is an angel.”

Lindsay appears similarly close with the Ronson clan. The actress was recently spotted hanging with the deejay’s extended family during a Miami getaway.

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All I can say is wow - that makes me want to go out and buy some Calvin Kleins - he’s HOT!

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Why the hell not start with Martha Stewart. Sure she can be cranky, but I can relate to that. Haven’t you ever wanted to just go hang out with her for a day? I think it would be pretty cool. Plus, I could use some help with my crafting skills. I’m not good for much except, making beer cap necklaces.
Aerosmith - Boston
Since she was so popular last time I put her on here, I figured what the hell, might as well put Adriana Lima back up again.
Carmen Electra does something we all wish we could do. Smack Vanessa Lemonjello.

You will notice that despite the blood and emergency room and the near death experience she suffered to her toe, Kim Kardashian still managed to squeeze it into a pair of heels two sizes to small for her.
Brad and the boys.
So how exactly did Beyonce earn those pilot wings? Hmmm?
I don’t think I have ever had a photo of Blair Brown on the site. Damn shame if you ask me.
James Hetfield certainly drew a crowd in Berlin. Janice Dickinson and her son. Man, I want to hear those stories.
George Michael - London
Earth Wind & Fire go to the US Open.
Dave Stewart - Las Vegas

Maria Sharapova is ok looking, but the way people act as if she is the best looking thing since free Krispy Kremes really puzzles me. You know, I had an entire spiel here all planned, but basically it came down to whether or not with all thing 80’s returning (I have my parachute pants all ready to go) if Michael Jackson gloves would also be returning. Apparently the answer is yes, and in colors to match your clothes.
Macy Gray and her son.
Apparently Marcia Cross has a d**k.
This is the first time in a really long time that I haven’t seen Joshua Jackson’s girlfriend hanging on to him like she was drowning in a pool.

Snoop Dogg - Las Vegas Stray Cats - Amsterdam
“I thought the tennis players did such a good job grunting. They have such a bright future and they looked amazing.”
Room number or how many guys she has slept with?
A first time appearance for Mark Valley.
“Daddy make the noise stop.” “Xenu won’t be quiet daddy.”
A line of bikinis from Tara Reid. Tops, bottoms and really bad plastic surgery optional.
Tracy Morgan teaches us, that even when no one else loves you, you can always hug yourself. Oh, and lotion is your friend.
I know it is a trick of the camera, but it does appear that Shawn Johnson is actually shorter than the car.

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Hey, guess what? Courteney Cox got into a car accident over the weekend in Hawaii. Some guy was driving a truck and was backing up, and they hit each other. No one hurt, no one ticketed, no one drunk, and no one getting serviced in a front seat. So, why the fuss? Why is this story in newspapers literally all over the world? Are we that starved for celebrity news that we care if a celebrity got into an accident while going 5 miles an hour in a parking lot. There are probably several hundred thousand accidents each day throughout the world, and the only ones that consistently make the news are celebrity ones. Why?Yes, the Shia LaBeouf one was a news story. I mean he was with the girlfriend of another guy, allegedly drunk, eating pizza, and almost got a finger amputated. That’s a story.

Amanda Bynes over the weekend in Hollywood gets into an accident. No one hurt, no one drunk, no one being serviced, and I think Amanda might have got a ticket. Who cares? I have seen the Amanda Bynes story literally all over the world like the lives of people will end because she had an accident. Her message board has thousands of posts about the accident and whether she is really ok. What I wanted to know was did the airbag go off, and if so did it pop her saline implant? Is that possible by the way? Anyone? Will an airbag do it?

I think we as celebrity watchers need to concentrate our attention on stories that matter like whether John Travolta always wears long dresses when he dresses as a woman or if he will occasionally go with a skirt and blouse?

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So, earlier this week it looked as if Snoop Dogg would get to join Ice Cube in a concert tour of Australia. Now, though the gin and juice might need to be put on hold as several victim’s groups have complained about Snoop visiting the country. Snoop had been barred from visiting the country because of drugs, weapons, murder charges and whatever else Snoop likes to do on weekends. But, after wearing the government down for years, they caved and Snoop got his visa.

Now they want to take it back. Australia is not alone in this. If you want to play in Japan, you better not even have one pot arrest on your record or you are not going to get a visa. The US? Think Amy Winehouse will be back here anytime soon? Lily Allen got here, but not to work. At least not to work that anyone knew about. If you think she just came here to hang out with Lindsay and Sam for a week, well that would be wrong.

Anyway, here is my take on this. These are not visitor visas. They are work visas. Amy Winehouse would be allowed to come to this country to visit, she just can’t get permission to work here. So, in other words, come spend money, but don’t take money. I would be more sympathetic to the rules if they applied to anyone, but lets face it. The average crack head with a full body rash, and an arrest record is not really likely to be applying for a work visa so he is free to enter the country and do what he wants. But, if for some reason there was an opening at a Best Buy and they wanted him, he couldn’t work there.

I say, just let them come in, take our money and leave. It just seems kind of hypocritical to let them come in for two weeks to travel the country, but for some reason if they wanted to stop at a club each night and play some music that somehow this becomes banned or troublesome.

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I think it is kind of humorous that the first interview Sienna Miller has had published since her latest scandal is with a magazine called S. I think we can all guess what the S stands for. OK, well I don’t know either, but for purposes of this post, we will assume that they find the slut of the month and interview her. Next month is Kim Kardashian, and the month after is Diddy who has also done Sienna, so the circle is complete.I’m guessing the interview was done prior to the whole Balthazar Getty thing, because they didn’t ask her about it. So, think about that. They did the interview PRIOR to the Balthazar Getty thing and yet, they still asked her about her reputation as a slut.

“The biggest misconception of me in the press is that I’m a slut. Apparently I’ve slept with half of Hollywood.”

Well, you are the one who said it. I don’t actually think she has slept with half of Hollywood. I think it is more like several hundred. Of course the people that she has sex with are not exactly virgins and so I guess if you do the math and multiply how many people they have been with, then lets see, carry the six, yep, she has been with a ton.

Balthazar’s wife would be crazy to take him back at this point because his peen has to be toxic. Sure, he probably used a condom, but when you are talking about that level of toxicity, I don’t think a thin layer of latex, ribbed for her pleasure is going to stop what she has going on.

“I’ll invite journalists into my house to have a cup of tea, and then they’ll write about my appallingly messy sink and how my knickers are on the floor.”

Why don’t you pick them up then? You just throw them on the kitchen floor? I’m actually surprised she wears them. When you have a turnover rate like she does, you would think she would just find them a waste at this point.

Tell me again why she is famous. Have you really loved her in any role?

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Do you remember last week when I posted the photo of Kirsten Dunst looking like her ratty old self and how I made a comment that when she looks like that, rehab is just around the corner. Well, it won’t be long now.

According to the NY Daily News, Justin and Kirsten were making out with each other while waiting in line for margaritas. The Daily News was more concerned with the fact that they were all over each other.

Meh, who cares? Should we care that Justin Long is rebounding with someone who looks a great deal like his ex? Call me when Justin starts making Kirsten do Charlie’s Angels poses in the bedroom, then there will be something to talk about. I guess we could talk about the fact that when you are in a line, in public, on the street, that as much as you want to swap spit and grope each other, perhaps you should actually get out of the line to do it. Either that or offer complimentary gropes to those in line next to you. What was once uncomfortable, then turns into which celebrity would you like to grope.

I guess we could also talk about how Justin has now had two consecutive relationships with blond haired women who have drinking problems, and while he was with them, they really drink. Kirsten had been good until Justin and now she is drinking like crazy. Drew went really overboard with her drinking with Justin. What is he doing to them to make them want to get drunk so bad? Is it his whining? The fact he has a small peen? Do they like PC more than Mac and so feel guilty?

So after Justin gets done using Kirsten, she will be off the wagon, sloppy and lonely. Hello rockstars and rehab you are going to get some Kirsten Dunst loving.

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