A while ago I suggested that Rumer Willis get a weave to soften her features. I’m eating my words. The last thing she needs is a weave. It’s like if Eddie Van Halen and Mrs. Potato Head had a baby. Total grunge. Smells like teen spirit? No, just smells.

I’d still hit it.  

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I love that Rumer’s trying the sexy and she does have a nice body, but some things are better left unseen. She would look a lot better if she pulled that hat down all the way to her waist. Then she would look hot. I want to love her, but every time I see her all I have is a bad taste in my mouth. That bad taste is an insult waiting to be slung.

Here’s Rumer with her daddy’s ex-girlfriend, Brooke Burns, at the premiere of O The Water Horse in Hollywood today.

Pepaw is right! Bruce Willis needs to stop going out with his daughter. He looks beat. He needs to stay home, sip on a cup of chamomile and fall asleep to reruns of Matlock. He’s getting too old for that crap.

Here’s Brucie with egghead at the opening of Goa nightclub in Hollywood last night.  

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Bruce Willis shouldn’t try to grow that shit out. He looks way hotter when he’s shaved completely. His head looks like it needs a few gallons of Miracle Gro. Poor little grass patch.

Here’s Brucie with Ashton Kutcher and Sly Stallone at the opening of Planet Hollywood last night. I think Sly’s face is barfing up all the botox he’s injected. He should really look into that.

Guess who’s this year’s Miss Golden Globe? Why it’s our little Rumer Glenn Willis! The daughter of Bruce and Demi will be handing out those golden trophies this January.  

The HFPA issued this statement:

We are delighted to have Rumer Willis join us to celebrate ‘The 65 ^th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Since both of her parents have enjoyed successful entertainment careers in the acting profession, she is doubly qualified to serve as Miss Golden Globe

I really hope Miss Rumer isn’t wearing too much bronzer that night or one of the winners might confuse her big head with their Golden Globe trophy. They’ll drag her ass all the way home and set her on top of their fireplace mantle with the other awards. I’d hate to see that happen.

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Zoe Kravitz is probably thinking to herself “This bitch needs to stop trying so hard. She’s fug at every angle.” Actually, Rumer Willis looks pretty good here. I think this is as good as it gets. Thankfully she washed that bleach out of her hair and went back to black.  

Here’s Rumer with Zoe at DKNY’s Delicious Night launch party last night. 

Rumer Willis told People Magazine that she’s chosen to become famous and she’s ready for whatever comes her way. 

“Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.” 

“It’s a 24-hour job. It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you.”

This is the problem with fame. She chose it, because she’s a Hollywood brat, but shouldn’t we have a say in this? I mean we’re the ones that have to look at her all the time. Every year newbies should have to submit a proposal and we decide if we want to look at this bitch’s mug daily. With all due respect to Rumer we already have a Jay Leno!

Aww…I sort of love this pear head.

Rumer Willis attended the Dream Halloween event to benefit children affected by AIDS last night. I have been sitting here trying to figure what the hell her costume is? Jay Leno as a slutty pirate wench? Jay Leno as a slutty Esmerelda from Hunchback of Notre Dame? Jay Leno as a Moulin Rouge girl? I can’t figure it out!

Whatever it is bitch needed to stay home. The wig, the costume, the vagina flash. This is a children’s event! She probably sent so many innocent kiddies screaming in horror.  

Her sisters were out getting Starbucks in Beverly Hills!

I get sort of excited when I see pictures of the Willis girls only because I am so sick of writing about Britney, Lindsay and Paris. This is the new breed of no-talent, not-so-pretty girls getting famous. I still don’t think Tallulah Belle (below) is that fugly. She’s actually rather cute. Rumer can’t be helped . All has been done.

Scout on the other hand…….I mean they should just become dudes. They honestly would make hot dudes.

Demi + Bruce = WTF 

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When are these people going to learn? BLONDE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!

I really didn’t think Rumer Willis could get any fuglier, but she has proven me wrong. Now if she went white blonde it might have worked, but scarecrow straw blonde is not hot. Her mop looks damaged as hell. The 2-month old steel wool I use to clean my pots and pans with looks healthier.

Hell, Britney Spears’ beat ass weave looks like it’s ready for a Pantene commercial compared to Rumer’s mess.

Rumer showed off her new fug’do at the James Pearse store opening in L.A. last night. Later in the night she slicked it down. How she got that straw nest to go down is beyond me! They probably used Gorilla glue. 

I am so sick of Britney, Lindsay, Nicole, Paris and whomever else. We need some new blood and I’ll take what I can get! Here’s Tallulah Belle (13yo daughter of Bruce and Demi) and Frances Bean (15yo daughter of Courtney and Kurt) at last night’s Teen Vogue party.  

13 and 15 isn’t what it used to be, eh? Hopefully these girls will do something else besides drive drunk, get knocked up, slut around or show their private business. Actually, that’s what I want just from girls other than Brit, Lo and Paris.

Below is also Tallulah Belle with the other Willis spawn, Scout. Tallulah is definitely the prettiest of the 3.  

Budding starlet and daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, Rumer Willis has reportedly been caught up in the middle of a drug bust while filiming  a movie in Maryland. The actress was not arrested, but is said to have been most defenitely at the scene of a marijuana bust in a motel room in the outskirts of town.

Just last month Bruce Willis told People Magazine that he and Demi have an “ongoing conversation” with their daughters about alcohol and drug abuse.

A rep for Willis has not released a statement about the incident.