John Graziano, the 22-year-old passenger in Hulk Hogan’s son Nick Bollea’s car the day it crashed, has opened his eyes and is semi-conscious, according to Tampa Bay’s 10 News:

He still can’t breathe without a machine and can’t speak, but recently, he has shown some signs of improvement.
Graziano leaned away from his mother as she tried to touch his face recently, she said.

Awesome. Now Hulk Hogan’s lawyers can get to work investigating why John Graziano’s lack of a seatbelt is a more heinous crime than drag-racing drunk. I even hear the Hulk is trying to pin his divorce on it as well. The only problem is no one has seen the seatbelt since the crash. Though my trusted sources within the Pentagon claim it was last spotted in the mountains of Afghanistan leading an Al Qaeda training camp.

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Hulk Hogan is contesting his wife Linda Bollea’s request for alimony and states in a court filing that she can support herself and son Nick. That’s if Nick even wants to stay with his mom. The Herald Tribune reports:

Hogan’s petition, filed Wednesday under his real name of Terry Bollea, also says their son Nick, who is 17 and no longer a student, is old enough to decide which parent he wants to live with.
Hogan wants the couple’s assets and liabilities equitably distributed. He intends to continue the family’s health insurance coverage, the petition states.

Basically, what Hulk is saying is, “We’ll split our shit then you and your grotesquely large boobs are on your own.” That’s fair but firm. If I were the Hulk, I would have gone for a slightly different approach; namely keeping all my money then petitioning the judge for a scissor-kick to my wife’s face. It’s fair but full of face kicking, so everyone’s a winner. And by everyone, I mean me and my moustache comb made of gold.

Linda Bollea, the wife of wrestler Hulk Hogan, is seeking half of the couple’s assets after filing for divorce last week. She also wants an unspecified amount in alimony and health insurance for their son Nick Bollea, according to People:

Linda is seeking to split the couple’s assets, which include the 17,000-square-foot Bel Air mansion where the family primarily lives and a 3,474-square-foot home in Clearwater Beach, Fla., as well as a condo under construction in Las Vegas. The two existing homes alone are worth nearly $9.5 million.

Linda has an obsession with houses which a source for Page Six says caused rifts in her marriage to the Hulkster:

“She just goes nuts and acts like Hulk has Tom Cruise money - when he doesn’t. She wanted to buy a $12 million house in LA, and when Hulk refused, she went ahead and rented a $35,000-a-month house. They already have four to five houses and she wants more?”

This is exactly why I’ll never get married. I don’t want some woman spending my hard-earned cash. I like things the way they are now. Where my girlfriend pays the rent and I steal money out of her purse to get drunk at the strip club while “looking for a job.” It’s an honest living. I don’t like to brag about it too much except to a couple/all of my guy friends, my parents and one time to my girlfriend. Wait, that’s why she put my Xbox in the oven. And here I thought the shoe store didn’t have her size or something. I dunno, I tend to drift in and out of consciousness whenever she talks. You know, because she completes me and had me at “hello” and [other romantic lines from Jerry Maguire here].

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Could the Hogan divorce be one, big ugly ruse? A ruse! The attorney of John Graziano’s family believes it might be reports The SP Times . John Graziano is the man who remains in the hospital and is suffering from brain damage due to a car accident involving Nick Hogan.

Kimberley Kohn, the Graziano attorney, thinks it’s a way for them to protect their assets. Linda Hogan has asked for half of everything including a Bel Air mansion and a Florida home. Kimberly said if Linda gets half that would also cut Hulk’s assets in half. If the car involved in the accident is not registered to both Linda and Hulk it could be hard to go after her, so they would have to go after Hulk only giving them less money.

She said they are planning to file a civil suit against the Hogans in 2008. They will file as if Linda and Hulk are still married.

They wouldn’t…..would they? I wouldn’t put it past them. You can’t trust a man with a mullet or a wealthy woman who dresses like a $3 hooker.

Thanks Mike

Brooke Hogan was spotted poolside in her bikini at a Miami hotel yesterday. While normally Brooke Hogan’s freakishly dude-like chin frightens and confuses me, she looks surprisingly do-able in these photos. Maybe it’s because her boobies are all asunder and they’ve been photographed from a safe distance. Kind of like how I’d have sex with Brooke Hogan: from 50 yards away and through the eye of a camera. While you do the math on that one, doesn’t Brooke look like a frightened manatee trying to return to sea in this shot? Someone should make a children’s movie about her. It could be like Free Willy except with more man-face.

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Linda Bollea filed for divorce from Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan last week, but TMZ claims that she’s having second thoughts. 48-year-old Linda wants to work her marriage out, but Hulk isn’t too sure. He apparently isn’t happy about reports that he found out about his divorce from a Florida reporter. He claims he found out from his lawyer and wasn’t surprised since his marriage has been sucking for a while. 

A source said, “She keeps saying to him ‘Can’t we find a way to make this work? She doesn’t want to see the family break up. She really wants to work it out with him. But it is like pushing up against a brick wall. She is heartbroken about it.“

More like heartbroken about the money she’s going to lose from not being on Vh1’s reality show.

This is what’s going to happen. They are going to reconcile for a little bit and then split for the season finale of their show. Boring! They need a better finale. I think the finale should end with Linda and Brooke getting their dicks cut off, together!

News spread over the weekend that Hulk Hogan’s wife Linda Bollea filed for divorce on Tuesday. Unfortunately, when reporters asked the Hulk (real name: Terry Bollea) about it on Friday, he was sadly unaware. The St. Petersburg Times reports:

Reached by phone on Friday night, Terry Bollea said he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. When informed during the call that the paperwork was submitted on Tuesday, Bollea said politely, “Thank you for the great information,” and hung up.
He called back about five minutes later.

“I’m kind of shocked,” he said. “You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”

Obviously no reason was given for the divorce, but this bit of info on the “Hogan Knows Best” Web site might shed light on some potential tension:

“Linda also encourages her son Nick’s love of cars,” the Web site says. “When Nick was thirteen, Linda bought him a car to keep in the garage just to work on, now Nick is quite the car expert.”
On Nov. 7, Nick Bollea was arrested in connection with the Aug. 26 crash. Police say he was racing his Toyota Supra moments before the crash.

Ah, so the mom’s to blame for the drag racing. Beautiful. I love blaming women for things. Gasoline prices. Cancer. You name it. I mean, take for example the latest Malibu brushfires. Tragic stuff but notice how the first one started a month ago. Right around the time a certain young woman got out of rehab. A certain young woman with a certain crotch made of fire. Are you connecting the dots? If not, I drew up a whole bunch of diagrams I can show you. I’ve sort of had a lot of free time on my hands ever since I blamed my girlfriend for the JFK assassination. Perhaps it was a bit too early in the relationship for that kind of honesty. I’ve got to remember the first date is for drunken irresponsible sex and the second date is when you hurl crackpot accusations. Not one just seconds after the other. No matter how awesome and romantic it might seem in my head.

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Linda Bollea has filed for divorce from Terry Bollea after 23 years of marriage. Terry is best known as Hulk Hogan. She filed divorce papers in Florida on Tuesday, but did not give a reason for divorce. They have two kids, Brooke, 19, and Nick, 17.

Linda is one of the stars of the Vh1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best.” The youngest Hogan, Nick, is currently facing charges for driving recklessly after his car slammed into a tree. His passenger and friend is still in the hospital with a brain injury.

I know the reason for divorce: HEADLINES! They probably need more drama for their wretched reality show.

Naw, I watch the show and off and the two always seemed to have problems. I’m sure Nick slamming into a tree didn’t help.  

Source: People

The State of Florida has suspended Nick Hogan’s drivers license, because he was drinking while driving reports Tampa Bays 10. He’s under 21 and since he had booze in his system at the time of the accident he automatically gets his license suspended for 1-year. The state extended the suspension from 1-year to “indefinitely” because he failed to pay a traffic ticket he got earlier this year.

Nick is currently out on bond after being charged with felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. Nick’s passenger is still in the hospital and isn’t expected to fully recover. 

Also TMZ has video of the Hogan matriarch, Linda Hogan, drag racing with Brooke in the passenger seat. The footage was taken from a documentary called “Vehicular Lunatics.” In the video Linda tells us, “I love it. The rush, the speed on the road … racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

Two drags drag racing! Can’t say I’m surprised. Linda Hogan is offensive in every way. She should be thrown in jail for wearing that hideous dress. Public indecency!

Nick Bollea, the son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, was arrested this morning for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. Nick voluntarily turned himself in to police when he learned of the charges. He was involved in a one-car accident in August that left his friend John Graziano in a coma. He has yet to awaken. The Hogan Bollea family issued the following statement following Nick’s arrest:

“Nick and the entire Hogan Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007. Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can. The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his. Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt. There has been much speculation as to the speed and wet road conditions surrounding this accident. Although all the evidence has not been evaluated, preliminary reports from the experts indicate that this was not, in fact, a high-speed accident. Because Nick is still a juvenile and has no prior criminal record, we are disappointed that he is being charged as an adult offender. However, we are confident that the evidence will demonstrate that this was an accident. We ask all who follow these events to keep an open mind as to the facts until they have been ultimately determined. Finally, we thank all who have prayed for John’s recovery and ask for your continued support and prayers.”

Well, it turns out shortly after the Hogans made this statement, the facts were ultimately determined. Nick Bollea was drinking prior to the crash and was racing another car. TMZ reports:

In addition to being arrested for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury, cops also cited Hogan for use of a motor vehicle in the commission of a felony, a person under the age of 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 or higher and having and Illegal window tint.

But, you know what? It’s cool. This is totally the fault of the kid who didn’t wear his seatbelt. I’ve always maintained that, when in doubt, blame the person in the coma. Drag racing drunk? Pssh. That’s nothing. But not wearing a seatbelt? Christ, don’t people have any respect for the law anymore? Is it possible to put a comatose patient in the electric chair? You know, really make an example of him.

17-year-old Nick Bollea, son of Hulk Hogan and brother of Brooke Hogan, is expected to turn himself into Clearwater, FL police today on a warrant for Reckless Driving Involving Serious Bodily Injury reports Tampa Bay 10.

Nick was the driver in a car crash he allegedly caused last August. His passenger, 22-year-old John Graziano, is still in the hospital with serious brain injury. There are reports that he’s still on life support. He will require special care for the rest of his life.

Goin’! Goin’! Goin’ to the clink! Can they arrest Brooke too? Just because?

Nick deserves to be thrown in jail. Bitch can’t drive! He should stick to racing on Xbox 360 and leave the cars alone. 17 in the slammer? Continuing the Hogan family legacy of being a piece of trash!

UPDATE: Nick has turned himself in and issued this statement:

“Nick and the entire ‘Hogan’ Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007. Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena – a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can.

“The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his. Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt.

“There has been much speculation as to the speed and wet road conditions surrounding this accident. Although all the evidence has not been evaluated, preliminary reports from the experts indicate that this was not, in fact, a high-speed accident.

“Because Nick is still a juvenile and has no prior criminal record, we are disappointed that he is being charged as an adult offender. However, we are confident that the evidence will demonstrate that this was an accident. We ask all who follow these events to keep an open mind as to the facts until they have been ultimately determined. Finally, we thank all who have prayed for John’s recovery and ask for your continued support and prayers.”

Are they basically blaming John for not wearing a seatbelt?! The audacity!

UPDATE II - Bitch was drinking before the crash so says the cops. He’s also been charged for with having a breath-alcohol level of .02 or higher. He’s only 17. (UsWeekly )

Has Brooke Hogan not been taking her female hormones?! What the hell would possess her to pick out that hideous outfit! You know the girls from Crack Rock of Love looked at her and said “Damn, she’s tacky!”  

What innocent gay cat on acid had to die for that dress?! I mean this girl isn’t even 20-years-old!!! The “Beauty and the Geek” dude looks sexier than her.

Brooke wore a more suitable dress earlier in the night when she posed with Sangina. Sangina probably asked to borrow that dress, so Brooke changed. She’s so sweet.

Here’s Tranny McTranny at that mess reality show awards last night.