I can’t believe Brooke is only 20. She could definitely pass for 30. Rumor has it that Hulk was on the scene while this photoshoot was taking place. He had to ensure the photos were “acceptable”. Probably wanted to make sure Brooke was showing enough tit and ass to keep people interested in her since that seems to be her only selling point.

I have to admit, Brooke looks hot in this shoot. I have never particularly found large women to be sexy but I think if you scaled her down to normal size, she would be beautiful. Towering over many men at 5′11″, wearing a size 12 shoe, she is definitely not petite.

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When last we left the Hogan family (though can we leave them if they won’t go away?), parents Hulk and Linda had split up, and it wasn’t pretty. Daughter Brooke accused the Hulkster of piledriving one of her friends, while cougar Linda fell into the arms of the 19-year-old pool boy. What’s next for an estranged, straw-haired couple bored of screwing their children’s dopplegangers? Elaborate, imaginary crimes:

Brooke Hogan is fightin’ mad after her mother, Linda, accused estranged hubby Terry (Hulk) Hogan of violating a restraining order and stalking her. Linda recently told police that as she was leaving her house, she saw Hulk driving toward it and called 911.

“I know for a fact that the accusations made against my father are completely false,” said Brooke. She’s right: Miami cops found no evidence of a restraining order.

Well, there’s that. Still, what kind of country have we become where you can no longer persecute people for violating imaginary restraining orders? Is celebrity jurisprudence now so out of hand that the mere idea of a legally binding document — issued, no doubt, by Snuffleupagus himself — is somehow found lacking? Pity poor Linda Hogan, undone by a judicial loophole despite a powerhouse team of lawyers led by Phoenix Wwright. If they can’t beat the (imaginary) system, what hope have we?

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Nick Bollea’s Car Crash

New sad home videos of WWE superstar Hulk Hogan’s jailed son Nick Bollea’s car crash victim have been made public in effort to show the teen the seriousness of his friend’s condition. Bollea, 17, is currently serving an eight-month prison sentence at Florida’s Pinellas County Jail, after pleading no contest to a felony of reckless driving following a horrific car crash in Clearwater, Florida, which left his best friend John Graziano brain damaged for life. On the released tapes, aired by CNN’s Nancy Grace yesterday, 23-year-old Graziano is shown from his hospital bed, his injuries pixilated due to their severity. Grace comments as the video rolls, revealing Graziano’s day-to-day life: “I’ve been on a lot of crash wards and rehab centres to meet with victims and even now this is how wrenching it is to see what he is going through.” Graziano’s parents spoke out last May, furious at Bollea’s lack of remorse, after hearing him discuss plans to win an early release from jail in taped telephone conversations that were leaked online. The family also blasted the Bolleas for trying to cash in on their grief, by turning Nick’s prison stint into a money making television reality show.

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Since Linda Hogan and Hulk Hogan have split up, they’ve both been dating around. The problem with Linda dating is that she is dating a guy who is 19-years-old! Her kids are 18 and 20. That means, technically, he’s younger than her own child! I mean, there is no way of spinning this and making it any better. It’s totally disturbing and rotten. How gross is she? I wonder if they have sex? Puke.

It’s also a possibility that this is some type of publicity stunt but I really don’t know why she’d do this. I mean, isn’t this a time where their family needs LESS attention and not more? Let’s hope this kid, Charley Hill, doesn’t have a whole fake ID thing going cause if he is only 17, Linda is totally a pedo! Here’s what Brooke Hogan had to say about the situation:

“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support… I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

If I were Brooke, I don’t think I could even look at my mother much less support her. Seriously, that is some raunchy shit. I can’t even stand talking about it anymore. Peace out.

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Nick Hogan finally got his wish: Cellmates. WORD. I know the first thing I would try to do if I went to jail was sleep in the same cell as other criminals.
AP says, Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Cecilia Barreda says housing assignments are routinely reviewed because the jail’s population constantly changes. That created an opportunity to house juveniles together.

If I went to jail, rest assured, I would ask to be put somewhere that no one else could find me. I could talk to myself for months.

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Oh, that was mean, but come on, I am just sayin’ what you all are thinking. Looks like Nick and the Hogans are trying to blame John Graziano for the entire accident. Now, that’s class, you can’t say it aint!

TMZ says, We’ve obtained his response to the civil lawsuit that John’s family filed against the Hogans, and it’s outrageous: Nick blames virtually every person on the planet — including John himself and Daniel Jacobs, the guy whom he drag-raced to cause the crash in the first place — but doesn’t take a shred of responsibility of his own.
Let’s just list the ways that Nick says John put himself in danger: Not wearing a seatbelt, not getting out of the car, getting into the car in the first place.

Also, just being friends with the Hogans, I think that could be the strongest case against John.

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I can just feel it building inside of me. A Hogan rant. God help me, but I hate each and every single member of their family. I do. I know I throw out the word hate a great deal, but in reality, there are very few people I hate. It is usually reserved for something extreme, but honestly, the Hogan family is right the f**k there.In the latest episode of I’m too good and too important to be locked up, Nick Hogan’s lawyers have gone into court to try and get him out of jail. Last I checked, Nick plead guilty. There weren’t any, I plead guilty, but if I do so I want to serve my sentence at the Four Seasons while my mom dates guys who look like me and my dad fondles my sister.

No, Nick plead guilty and the judge sentenced him to 8 months. That is it. 8 months and he is done and can go on and on and on with his life. He can forget about John Graziano and the pain and misery he will suffer for the rest of his life. Nick can be just like Leif Garret and forget about the person he ruined forever.

Nick’s lawyers think the judge should reconsider his sentence. They suggest home arrest with an ankle monitor or be moved to a minimum security prison.

“Understandably, this situation creates an unbearable anxiety for a minor in solitary confinement.

“This sort of confinement substantially amounts to cruel and unusual punishment for a juvenile and is not warranted for a non-violent first offender serving a probation sentence.”

You have got to be f**king kidding me. Cruel and unusual punishment? Because he has to spend 17 hours alone in a cell? Didn’t he probably spend 12 hours alone in his room jerking off to photos of his sister everyday? How much time do you think John spends in his room alone each day? I’m guessing that it is closer to 20 hours a day. Alone and with no one there. And you know what? 8 months from now, he will still be there. 8 years from now? Still be there.

Last week someone sent me a video of the story CNN did on the Hogans and this situation. It was at the same time as the Sharon Stone karma thing and basically the Hogans say the same thing on the tape. That John Graziano got what he deserved because of karma and that he was a bad person. If you have nine minutes, it is worth the look. (Thanks Zeke)

F**k you Hogan family. I never wish bad things on anyone, but I wish that you would lose every penny and that you would be forced to all get jobs. I’m sure with all your education and skills, that you could all find work in the food service industry.

Doesn’t everyone see what the problem is for the future? Nick and Brooke are going to breed. Hopefully not together, but they will breed. So, instead of two spoiled kids who don’t know right from wrong we will get more and more and more. Can you imagine 10 of these self-entitled f**kers running around?

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Celebrity news site TMZ discovered a taped conversation between Linda Hogan and her incarcerated son, Nick, that revealed the mother of the accused has little sympathy for the victim’s family.

Nick, who was convicted of reckless driving following a 2007 car crash that left his friend John Graziano critically injured, is currently serving eight months in a Florida jail. On the tape, Nick could be heard complaining about his jail time, telling his mother, “I’m just sitting here counting the minutes on my damn fingers,” before Linda took over the conversation.

“I just feel so bad that you’re there, because, truthfully Nick, you don’t deserve to be there and, ultimately, John doesn’t deserve to be where he is,” Linda assured her son. “But you know what? You guys were best friends, and (John’s mother) Debbie didn’t know you. Neither did (John’s father) Ed. They didn’t know you.”

In fact, Linda doesn’t believe John’s parents even knew their own son very well. “I knew him better than his own mother knew him. Would you agree on that? I mean, anybody would agree.”

Hulk’s soon-to-be ex even claimed her own grief is greater than that of the victim’s family. “(Debbie) has no other recourse other than to be nasty and vindictive now, because if she really knew you, if she really knew the relationship between you, John and (another friend), she’d be sad right now. She wouldn’t be mad. You know, she’d be devastated like I am. She’s not sad; she’s just acting angry, like she wants some money. John never meant anything to her or Ed. It’s sad because I really appreciated you kids, I miss John, and I miss you, too. It’s like she’s not suffering. I am. I have a loss. She didn’t give two sh–s.”

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Fox News is reporting that Brooke Hogan is having a breakdown and they blame her brother’s jail sentence and her dad’s affair. I think they leave out the most important piece of all and that is she saw the photos that were splashed all over the world of her dad creeping his hand closer and closer to her vay-jay-jay. I’m assuming it is a vay-jay-jay. Has anyone ever actually checked? Has she ever had a boyfriend other than the ones they show on that reality thing she does?

Well, for now we will go ahead and assume it is a vay-jay-jay because if we were to assume she had some other parts down there then that leads us into an entirely different direction about what daddy likes and why Nick might be glad he is spending 8 months in prison and not having his inner thighs oiled, at least by dad. What goes on in jail is another thing entirely.

So imagine you are Brooke, and you and your dad have just awakened the morning after the incident. After he makes sure you are still oiled up between your legs, you decide to take a look at the gossip sites and see your dad oiling you up and the entire world freaked out by what you and he are doing.

There is your breakdown. Not dad having an affair because it probably was about the 100th and not the first, and I doubt it was because of Nick because the whole family knew that was coming. No, it is because the entire world saw your dad’s fingers rubbing oil in between your thighs and looking to all the world like he was sticking one inside your vay-jay-jay for good measure. Oh, and she probably didn’t like the way the light hit her. Honey. It really doesn’t matter what angle the light hits you or the camera shoots you from. You are Hulk Hogan’s son. I mean daughter and it shows.

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Weighing in on her brother’s recent woes, Brooke Hogan took to her MySpace blog to set the record straight. Sort of. After claiming that Nick Bollea’s reckless driving trial, which ended in an eight-month jail sentence, was based on lies, Brooke deleted her message.

“I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side,” Brooke said in a post she labeled “BS.” “A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us.”

As for the Hogan family friend, John Graziano, who was critically injured in the crash last August, Brooke claimed, “John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough….”

Maintaining that cryptic tone, she continued, “Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s— doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road.”

Later Brooke deleted the message, as she’s apt to do, and replaced it with a new one entitled “wtvr.” In the revised post, Brooke only assured, “I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE.” And, as a postscript, “yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.”

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In an attempt to out-class himself the other day, which is a big feat mind you considering the dude wore a bandana to his son’s court date, Hulk Hogan and his wrestling buddies hit up Hooters to drink the sorrows away; And of course, for the wings.

TMZ says, Hulk Hogan drowned his sorrows in chicken wings at a local Hooters restaurant in Tampa, Florida today. Sources tell TMZ that the wrestling star was accompanied by close friend and former WWF wrestler Brian Knobbs of the Nasty Boys, wrestling manager Jimmy Hart and other family friends. The group dined on wings, beer and salad. 

It amazes me that so many people have never tried the Hot Dog at Hooters. Every time I go, I have the Hot Dog. It’s awesome and blows away the wings.

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TMZ is reporting that Nick Hogan is going to court tomorrow and is going to with plead no contest or guilty to felony reckless driving. The charge was a result of Nick Hogan racing another car and then crashing his own car and leaving his passenger John Graziano in a permanent vegetative state.

There was no deal involved and basically Nick Hogan will be throwing himself on the mercy of the court. Hey, it is a stand up move, and spares the entire family months of bad publicity that would come with an attempt to fight the charges.

Obviously I hope they are doing it because it is the right thing to do and not because they figured out they had no realistic chance of winning. This also makes the civil suit filed by the Graziano family almost a done deal as well since the standard of proof is much lower in a civil case.

Nick Hogan faces up to five years in jail, but I would imagine that the judge will not give him the full amount because he is coming in and pleading, and not attempting to fight the charges.

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Hulk Hogan

World champion Hulk Hogans wife Linda Bollea is asking a Florida court for access to her husband’s financial records as part of their ongoing divorce battle insisting he has not provided accurate accounts of his vast fortune. Linda Bollea filed for divorce from her wrestling star husband - real name Terry Bollea - in November of last year after the breakdown of their 23-year marriage.The former couple is currently fighting it out over the division of assets, with Hogan contesting Bollea’s demand for a share of the family’s multi-million dollar Florida properties, in addition to alimony and child support. Bollea asked the court in Pinellas County, Florida last year to order Hogan to give her lawyers access to all his financial records.But papers filed on April 3rd accuse the former wrestler of not fully disclosing all of the details of his salaries from his various Television appearances and endorsement deals.Hogan and Bollea have two children together - daughter Brooke, 19, and Nick, for whom Bollea is claiming primary custody and child support.

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Brooke Hogan knows how to work the presses. Even though when she is in her bikini she looks as though she is entering the wring at Wrestlemania 2008, she still turns heads. And sometimes knocks heads into turns when she is upset. Good to see that she is really handling her parents divorce well.

More Brooke Hogan pictures.

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This is Hulk Hogan rubbing his daughter Brooke Hogan down with sunscreen. Looking closely, this is Hulk wiping his hands all over his daughters ass and inner thighs. This is disgusting. I don’t think either of your parents should be rubbing your butt and thighs when you’re in your twenties. It’s just wrong. I mean, Miley Cyrus sat in Billy Ray’s lap and that was creepy. THIS, then in comparison, is like sexual harassment or something.

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