I’ll have the cafe cleavage latte, extra fat, please. Oh yeah, and to-go, straight back to my apartment. Wow, this is pretty hot, Audrina Patridge taking the time to show off a little cleavage for the ensuing media. She knows how to work her own publicity, why even have a publicist these days when you can just have a rack?

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Reality TV icon Audrina Patridge was surprised to see a couple of paps following her as she ran a few errands in Beverly Hills. At first, Patridge was slightly annoyed by their presence, but quickly grew to appreciate the company. At her second stop, Patridge asked if the photographers would want to go to Urth Caffe after she finished her errand. One of the photographers checked his phone and said that he got a hot tip about Miley Cyrus riding a giraffe somewhere in Toluca Lake and had to get down there ASAP. The other photog said that he also got the same tip and had to leave. Patridge thought that sounded really awesome and asked if she could tag along, but the paparazzi thought it might be kind of weird and it’s bad enough that, in this green era that we live in, they’re taking two cars to the scene instead of carpooling.

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Audrina Patridge leaves Fred Segal after filming a segment of ‘The Hills’ TV show. Audrina then headed over to ‘People’s Revolution’ to pick up a dress in West Hollywood, California. Audrina was all smiles for the cameras as usual and wore a patterned summer dress and large sunglasses. She looks great !

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Brittany Robertson began her first day as the body greaser on The Reef serving as the prime greaser for The Hills star Audrina Patridge. Robertson’s primary duties are to apply sunblock on Patridge for master and medium shots and, for close-ups and two-shots, to apply baby oil. Robertson explained that the baby oil helps define the abs and draws attention to other places in case the acting isn’t up to snuff. When asked if she enjoyed her job, Robertson said, “I kind of enjoy being the envy of all the men on the set, but I don’t see what the fuss is all about though. I’m just putting sunscreen on a girl like you would your friend at the beach if he or she can’t reach their back.” Robertson hopes that she’ll be able to work with Gisele Bundchen, citing her as the Michael Jordan of the body greasing industry.

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Television star Audrina Patridge is going to make her film debut in the upcoming movie Into The Blue 2.The hills actress who is set to play a beach beauty, will be the first from the cast of the MTV reality series to land an acting role in a feature film.The film, a sequel to the 2005 action adventure starring Jessica Alba, will center around a married couple hired as professional divers to search for hidden treasure.

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Audrina Patridge is strutting around town because she landed the lead in the film Into The Blue 2. Umm. The first one only made $20M in the US and that was with Jessica Alba in a bikini and Paul Walker half naked. Audrina will have none of that though and thinks she is going to be the next best thing. “The role is giving me the chance to show people [what I can do].”So far what I have seen her do is be on a reality show and strip naked a few times. Somehow I don’t think the producers of the film are hiring her for her acting ability. I think they hired her because she is decent looking, much cheaper than Jessica Alba, and perfectly willing to strip naked. Hey, at least this time she’ll get paid to get naked.

She says this role is why she moved to LA. Ummm. She was born in LA. Did I miss something? Seriously, those were the exact words that came out of her mouth when she did Ryan Seacrest’s radio show last week.

Also, if this is the role she has been dreaming about her whole life, well, then congratulations, and I’m sure you will be better than Denise Richards even if the film is going to go directly to DVD. Oh yes it will.

THINGS between “The Hills” stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge may not be as chummy as they look on the screen. We hear that Patridge, who is roomies with Conrad, locks the door to her bedroom when she leaves their LA apartment because “she doesn’t trust Lauren,” according to one source. Not to mention that Patridge “gets really annoyed at Lauren’s cats because they pee on her rug and on her bed.” A rep for Patridge said, “This is ridiculous. Audrina loves living with Lauren.”

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Audrina Patridge wearing shorts goes to the new trendy clothing boutique DBMA in Hollywood.

Audrina Patridge Exposed Topless Pics.

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Audrina Patridge spends a day out shopping with her family in Beverly Hills, California the other day. Audrina was all smiles and looked as if she was trying to put her nude photo scandal behind her, and didn’t understand all the paparazzi attention.

Looking great all in black.

Talk about handling the ex-factor well! The Hills star Audrina Patridge crossed paths with ex-boyfriend Justin Bobby at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux Wednesday night, engaging in a few laughs and friendly conversation. Avoiding the drama that her MTV reality series is known for, Audrina, who split with Justin last year, was seen vying for her former beau’s attention for most of the night, says an observer.

“She was trying to get his attention, talking and touching his arm,” says the witness. “They did not seem awkward at all with each other.”

Could they be rekindling their romance? During the reunion, Audrina definitely enjoyed Justin’s presence. “She was trying hard to get him to stay next to her and occasionally she succeeded,” our spy says. “They laughed and shared looks at each other’s phone a couple times and it seemed to make Audrina really happy.”

But the feeling may have not been mutual. Says the observer: “He didn’t seem as interested in talking to her as she was with him. Justin just went on with his night and didn’t seem phased by her presence.”

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Kristin Cavallari leaving Hyde in Hollywood (1/15)

+ Tara Reid is a drunken mess [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Why does the Statue of Liberty always get picked on? [Maxim]
+ Audrina Partridge Upskirt Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is out of the hospital [Just Jared]
+ J.Lo used to be hot [Lossip]

+ Eddie Murphy already split with his wife? [ICYDK]
+ 10 funny condom ads [Attuworld]
+ John Mayer comes to the defense of his ex Jessica Simpson [Cele|bitchy]
+ Lauren Dally in FHM magazine [Horny Oyster]

It was a long day for The Hills star Audrina Patridge. And the end of it all wasn’t the most graceful of scenes.

Fresh off of a breakup with now ex, Justin “Bobby”, Audrina started off what would become a marathon Thursday with appearances at the People’s Choice Awards nomination ceremony and Motorola’s 9th annual anniversary party.

Audrina from “The Hills” told UsWeekly that things between her and Justin Bobby are over. Boo! Justin Bobby was dumber than a bag of hammers, but hotter than hell.

She said, “I caught him doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and it was just the last straw.” Apparently he was making out with some chick in front of him. 

“It was one of the hardest nights ever I’ve had to deal with. And it was on camera too.”

Of course it was on camera, darling. It was in the script too!!!

Here’s Audrina last night with some sort-of hot dude at Hyde in L.A.. Audrina’s my favorite, but she ain’t hot. Her face is so droopy it’s practically in her lap. She’s like Huckleberry Hound’s twin sister.  

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