Victoria Beckham tops Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List. Now that is soooo unreal! Posh is one of the best dressers in the entire celebrity world not just Hollywood - according to who? According to me! Hey, I write the blog! Seriously, I know Mr. Blackwell is famous for his annual worst dressed list but come on, Richard Blackwell is 85 years old - no offense. Britney Spears was spared - her life is such an upheaval already so Mr. Blackwell doesn’t want to comment on her fashion sense.

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MR. BLACKWELL’S 48TH ANNUAL WORST-DRESSED WOMEN LIST

10.) Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”

9.) Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”

8.) Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”

7.) Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!”

6.) Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”

5.) Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”

4.) Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

3.) Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain… she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”

2.) Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below… she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.”

1.) Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”

Mr. Blackwell added a note at the end of his list: “For those of you who were expecting to see Britney’s name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was in appropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.”

That pesky roach that has been hanging around has finally crawled out from under the fridge. Git ‘er! I’m joking. Mary-Kate Olsen is a hot ass bitch and by “hot ass bitch” I mean haggard ass bitch. I really think that coat was made out of roadkill found on the side of the highway.  

Here’s MK leaving lunch in the West Village yesterday.  

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Things we’ll never ever have to care about again, brought to our attention by Style.com’s year in parties in review, include Arden Wohl and her headbands, whether the Mortimers or the Dexter-Jones/Ronson families were the “most ubiquitous clan of 2007,” and whether the Olsens or the Millers (Savannah and Sienna) were the most ambitious sister act. Also, this might be as a good a time as any to give voice to my vitriolic hatred of Renee Zellweger, both her face and her craft. If she is beautiful in this world, this world is rotten.

The Year in Parties [Style.com]

MARY- Kate and Ashley Olsen are groveling at the non-leather shoes of PETA after the animal rightists began a nasty campaign against the tiny fur-wearing twins. “The Olsens want to make peace with PETA,” one snitch told Page Six. The animal rightists dubbed them the “Trollson Twins,” named “Hairy-Kate” and “Trashley.” The Olsens’ rep had “no comment.”

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IT was a “Full House” reunion at the Bowery Hotel’s Lobby Bar Wednesday night, when the Olsen twins, Ashley and Mary-Kate, rolled in with their TV dad, Bob Saget, and their “Uncle Jesse,” John Stamos, to drink and party till the wee hours. Ashley drank red wine and whined, “I’m hungry, I want bolognese” - until hotel staff brought her spaghetti bolognese, even though they said they had a strict policy against serving food to nonguests. Mary-Kate chatted up Stamos and watched her sis chow down.

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Some say that Hairy-Kate and Trashley are guilty of offending their fans with some major fashion boo-boos, but here at peta2, we think that’s the understatement of the year! The twins’ heartless decision to wear fur and include it in their new fashion line, The Row (more like “Death Row”), is worse than a fashion no-no—it’s cruelty to animals. The Trollsens have ignored our pleas to stop wearing fur—and have since added horribly ugly fur items to their new clothing line.

The above video answers “yes” to the age-old question of “Can Full House become even more unwatchable?” If you didn’t know who Futureman was before, get ready to earnestly wish you still didn’t. Now excuse me while I write a letter to PETA demanding they stick to ads featuring nude celebrity asses or else I start picking off manatees.

We can attest to at least one of the Olsen twins love of fur…We found Mary-Kate Olsen EXCLUSIVELY last December [2006] leaving the Neil George hair salon in Beverly Hills wearing a fur coat.

Doesn’t everyone wear a fur coat to the beauty parlor?

Photo credit: CelebrityBabylon.com

THE animal-loving freaks at PETA are training their hate-beams on the Olsen twins, whom they’ve dubbed “The Trollsen Twins.” PETA is furious they’ve “ignored pleas to stop wearing fur and using it in their fashion collection.” The group is unveiling a campaign against the “fur fiends” — Mary- Kate (”Hairy Kate,” above) and Ashley (”Trashley”) — with a tag line: “Fur Is Worn by Beautiful Animals and Ugly People.” The Trollsen Twins poster will be unveiled today at their Walk of Fame star in LA.

Wanna buy some merchandise like that cool t-shirt that I’ll be buying today?!

Go here: http://www.peta2.com/trollsens/?c=p22675

First we caught Ashley Olsen parking in a handicapped spot, then she hooked up with older man Lance Armstrong — and now this!
Celebrity Babylon got some shocking EXCLUSIVE photos of “good girl” Ashley, 21, tossing her lit cigarette on to the ground.

We used to think Mary-Kate was the trouble maker, but we’re having to re-think that a bit!

Story link and photo credit:

http://www.celebritybabylon.com/features/trashtastic-ashley-olsen-strikes-again/

Celebrity Babylon has some pics of Ashley Olsen throwing a lit ciggie down to the floor. How dare she! Call the cops. I wanna see that troll run from the fuzz in those shoes.

Arrest her! Throw her in the slammer. She’s small enough to fit in a hamster cage and could survive on a diet of peanut butter and crackers, so tax payers would save money. She could even live on my desk, but she better not even think of using the hamster wheel in the middle of the night while I sleep.

This bitch is still the hottest troll in all the land. And what the hell is in her Fuji bottle? Tangerine Crystal Light?