Mary Kate Olsen Photos at The Screening of 21 and Prime; After-Party in New York City.

Mary-Kate Olsen - Shopping in Newport Beach, CA.

I think Angela Lansbury deserves the top spot. Someone tell me different.
Give me a couple bottles of vodka and a Good Eats marathon and I am set for the weekend.
I will say one thing for Drake Bell. He is not afraid to make a statement with his fashion choices.
Counting Crows - New York
Hugh Jackman in his bathing suit. For other celebrity dads in bathing suits, US Weekly has a whole bunch. The reason I am giving you all these guys will become obvious shortly.
Fergie actually makes Quentin Tarantino look good. That is saying something. Not sure what it is saying, but it is saying something.
The new film from the Farrelly Brothers. Bitch and Bitchier. Also known as Eva Amurri and Lydia Hearst.
People in Australia are willing to pay Dennis Rodman to open a club.
Someone said yesterday they wanted a book from Tatum O’Neal’s offspring. I want a book from Dakota Johnson.
Reason #1 for the Hugh Jackman photo. Although I must admit that Ashley Olsen doesn’t look half bad.
Mary Kate on the other hand. Not so much.
Mother daughter talks in 2008.
Throw on some turquoise earrings and Mischa Barton is ready for a k.d lang concert.
Leslie Nielsen is about 30 years older than Pamela Anderson and about 30 times better looking.
Selita Eubanks at her 25th birthday party. I know, I know looks about 45 with a really bad wig.
Marisa Tomei always looks really good before she gets to the open bar.
I don’t think that when Mena Suvari is about 70, that the tattoo is going to look quite so good. Hell, it doesn’t look good now. WTF was she thinking?
Marilu Henner still looks great.
Oh yes, Tracy. She is much classier than your wife.
Simon Rex at 7pm.
Simon Rex at midnight.
See. This is why I love Random Photos. Stephen Root and Wayne Knight.
You probably don’t watch as much porn as I do, but Sienna Miller getting into this van with strangers kind of reminds me of a Bang Brothers film.

Hugh Hefner

Playboy icon Hugh Hefner is hoping to convince the Olsen twins to celebrate their 22nd birthday in June by stripping off in the magazine, according to reports. The magazine king has attempted to woo Mary-Kate and Ashley to disrobe in Playboy since they turned 18, and he’s now launched a renewed bid to tempt them out of their clothes for a special birthday photo shoot. A source tells Star magazine, “Hef thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy.”But insiders insist the Olsens are holding out for a more classy magazine deal, telling Star, “They’re all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue.”

 

Perhaps homegirl should spend less time worrying about coffee table books, and more time worrying about her roots.

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You can’t go wrong starting off with Elijah Kelley. It would have started off wrong if you could see what he was wearing on his feet though.
Nothing special about this photo of Courteney Cox, but I think she deserves a little love. Two weeks ago FX was running a Dirt marathon. It was the first time I had seen the show and I have to say that I really liked it. Much better than Friends ever was.
Ashley Olsen changed her look and dare I say it. She looks almost sexy. Almost.
This is the last time I show and photos of Andrew G until he decides to change his look. I bet that if you go back through all the photos of him on this site, they all look just about the same. Noa Tishby on the other hand always changes it up and always looks great.
Not really gossip at all, but for all of you that read Anne Frank, this is the boy she had a crush on. It is the first time a photo of Peter Schiff has ever been discovered.
I must be in a really good mood because I am about to say that Mischa Barton looks halfway decent. I wonder what she could be mailing. I didn’t even know mail existed anymore except for the purpose of Netflix rentals.
Blossom. Mayim Bialik doesn’t look much different at all.
Wow. I am counting at least three different parts to Jon Voight’s rug and none of them match.
Hayden Panettiere looks like she is about 12 here even with the cleavage. I guess she did the cleavage thing since she was a guest of Mario Lopez.
Rhys Wakefield seems way to smug about his date with Gemma Ward. I know nothing about the two so if someone tells me they are brother and sister or something then I take back the date comment.
Rod Stewart - Sydney
Miley Cyrus is probably laughing on the inside. If Randy Jackson did this to me, I would be laughing on the outside. Tears streaming down my face.
Wow. I hope this is a really bad wig that Rachel Bilson found in the back of the closet that Hayden was hiding in.
The thing about Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly is they love each other. Crazy, but a great couple.
If Maria Conchita Alonso was there it can only mean there was an open bar inside.
I don’t really have anything to say about Zac Posen, just put him up because he was there and I liked the suit.
Valerie Harper. You could not turn on a television in the 1970’s without this woman being on some channel at some point in the night.
One of my favorite people in the world, Vanessa Carlton.
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Snoop Dogg - Detroit

 

For reasons I don’t entirely understand, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are going into the coffee table book business. The 21 year old twins plan to publish a book called Influence.

It will feature “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know, the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation,” Ashley said in a statement.

Among them: shoe guru Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello.

“Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others,” Mary-Kate said.

The book, due this fall, will also feature exclusive photos of the twins and never-before-seen interviews with the two.

Like I give a shit about seeing photos of the people these broads get high with? And Terry Richardson “paved the way for us and our generation?” How? By taking photos of himself getting a bj from a tranny? God.

Former Hollywood star Mary Kate Olsen’s lawyers are being accused of “threatening” a newspaper editor who called for her to be quizzed by police over Heath Ledger’s death. The New York Police Department has decided not to question the 21-year-old, despite claims the masseuse who discovered Ledger’s body called the actress in California a number of times before contacting emergency services.Olsen reportedly arranged for security guards at her nearby apartment to race to the scene - nine minutes before an ambulance was called. New York Post editor-in-chief Col Allan claims Olsen’s lawyers contacted him as soon as the newspaper linked the actress with Ledger’s death - and speculates they may have put pressure on the NYPD to eliminate the actress from their enquiries.He says, “Almost immediately after the tragic passing of Mr. Ledger, Ms.Olsen’s attorneys began emailing us threatening messages. We find it strange if Ms. Olsen was not questioned at all.”The New York Post will not be pressured, and we find it off that the chiefs at the NYPD appear to be terrified of 4-foot-11 inch, 90-pound Mary-Kate-Olsen.”

Editors Note: I agree with Col Allen. There needs to be some questions answered. And knowing Col, like I do, he will get them !

Hollywood’s own Mary Kate Olsen is breaking her silence following the death of her close friend Heath Ledger by offering her condolences to the family.The 21-year-old actress, who has been linked romantically to the actor, was the first person called by the masseuse who found the Brokeback Mountain star’s body in his New York City apartment on Tuesday. In a statement, Olsen says: “Heath was a friend. His death is a tragic loss.My thoughts are with his family during this very difficult time.” Police confirmed yesterday that they have no plans to interview Olsen over the circumstances of Ledger’s death. An autopsy carried out on Wednesday failed to reveal how the actor died, although officials believe his death could be drug-related as five different bottles of prescription drugs were found around his apartment.Meanwhile, a representative for the late actor has confirmed that “there are no plans for a public (funeral) service”. Although it has yet to be confirmed, it’s believed Ledger will be buried in his native Perth, Australia.

The New York Police Department are denying reports that they plan to interview actress Mary Kate Olsen as they attempt to piece together Hollywood star Heath Ledger’s final hours.The actress was a very good friend of the tragic star, who was found dead at his New York apartment earlier this week, and she was the first person called by the masseuse who found Ledger’s body.It has been rumored that police officials want to ask Olsen questions, who was in California at the time of the actor’s death, as part of their search for clues as to how the Batman star died. But NYPD detectives, who are handling the case, have denied the former child actress will be a part of their investigation. Detective Joseph Cavitolo tells People.com, “Absolutely at no time are we going to be interviewing her. We never had any plans to interview her. At this point we are just waiting for the Medical Examiner’s report.” An autopsy carried out on Wednesday failed to show how the actor died, although police believe his death is drug-related as five different bottles of prescription drugs were found around his apartment.

The masseuse who discovered Heath Ledger’s body called Mary-Kate Olsen instead of 911 using the speed dial on Heath’s cell phone, the AP reports:

A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing “Full House” actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen’s security guards.

To be fair, I also call an Olsen twin in an emergency. Mostly on the off chance they’re hanging out with Dave “Uncle Joey” Coulier. Something about a gratuitous Popeye impression evens me right out. One time he even asked if I “got any wood.” I laughed and was like, “Oh, awesome, Mr. Woodchuck. Classic.” Then he awkwardly laughed and goes “Uh, yeah, right the, uh, woodchuck. Gotta go.” Comedy gold.

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Cops are planning to grill Heath Ledger’s pint-size paramour, Mary-Kate Olsen, about frantic phone calls she received from the masseuse who found him dead in his bed, The Post has learned.

It also emerged yesterday that the masseuse, Diane Lee Wolozin, had phoned Olsen four times using the “Brokeback Mountain” star’s cellphone - three before she even considered calling 911, police said.

Emergency workers arrived about 23 minutes after Wolozin first discov ered Ledger unresponsive in his bedroom near opened packages of pre scription pills, sources said.

Police investigators say they plan to inter view Olsen - who so far has said nothing publicly about her rela tionship with troubled star.

It was not clear whether she would fly to New York for the talk or if they would conduct the interview via a telephone call to California, where she has been holed up since the tragedy.

Cops planned to ask for her account of the cellphone calls she received from Ledger’s SoHo apartment, a source said.

The four calls were made during a nine-minute lag - before anyone thought to call 911.

Police also intended to ask Olsen, 21, why she sent a team of bodyguards to the apartment.

Wolozin, 40, telephoned Olsen after she and the actor’s housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, found Ledger face down on his bed. They had gone into his bedroom after he failed to respond to cellphone calls.

They were trying to rouse him for a scheduled massage appointment.

“Heath is unconscious. I don’t know what to do!” Wolozin screamed in her first call to Olsen, cops said.
Olsen replied, “I’m sending my private security there.”

Wolozin called Olsen again after finding Ledger was cold to the touch, and told the “Full House” star she was calling 911.
“I think he may be dead,” a shaken Wolozin said.

Olsen replied, “I already have people coming over.”

(source)

Police outside Olsen’s apartment tonight

New York City police officials told the New York Times that the apartment Heath Ledger overdosed in was owned by Mary-Kate Olsen:

Officials said they believed Ms. Olsen, 21, was in California and that Mr. Ledger had been living in her apartment. Ms. Olsen attended the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, for the premiere of “The Wackness,” a film in which she stars with the actor Ben Kingsley. It was not clear where she went after the film screening. Spokesman for the NYPD, Ronald Jones, told press assembled outside of Olsen’s apartment: “We knew it was Mary-Kate’s apartment because it lacked a kitchen.” (Source)

I may have added that last line . . .. A source close to Mary-Kate told People magazine:

“It was Mary Kate’s apartment. This is bad news. Someone found dead from an overdose in your apartment is very, very bad.” (Source)

Hold on, writing this down . . . guy overdosing in your apartment . . . very, very bad . . . OK, got it. Where was this guy four years ago when I needed him?

Usually someone would have to pay as much as $2 or $3 to have their hair look this good. Somehow Amy Winehouse has done it for less.
Are the dogs on Brandy’s feet still alive? It has to hurt them.
So do you think that Heather Locklear is grateful she wasn’t the one knocked up by David Spade? How would you like to be hearing about that 40 years from now? The poor kid in school is going to get it worse than Britney’s kids.
Gwyneth Paltrow makes an appearance. Someone whispered near her and it blew her down on the ground.
Not having those weight problems is Eminem who obviously just can’t stop with one.
Donny Osmond was at the Hannah Montana movie premiere. I guess he wanted to remember how it felt to be famous.
Grumpiest Old Men
Simon Rex was the guest on last week’s FFF. Who will make an appearance this week?
This photo and its possibilities just scare me. In case you can’t tell your Olsen twins apart that is Mary Kate Olsen.
Miley Cyrus in her monthly appearance on the blog. She was on Ryan Seacrest’s show yesterday and I didn’t ever think I would hear anything more painful. Then he had Britney on.
Lisa Rinna giving you reason #432 not to use Botox.
From the top of the photos to the bottom in one day. Even for Lindsay Lohan that is remarkable. What is even more remarkable is that someone was actually selling what she is wearing.