Keeping with the latest trend of celebrities blogging and/or procreating, John Mayer went the blogging route (intercourse wasn’t even an option) and defended Jessica Simpson who’s not a favorite in Dallas right now after the Cowboys lost the playoffs:

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn’t a sports blog, and it isn’t a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)
This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.
I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.
All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)
I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

JM

Actually John Mayer has everything to gain. The guy was caught hitting on Ricki Lake who then publicly dissed his game with the ladies. So, really, John Mayer has nowhere to go but up. I heard a girl said “Hi” to him on the street the other day. John Mayer ran home with tears of joys in his eyes and called his sister. When he told her the good news, she said, “Johnny, I know. I was the one who said ‘Hi’ remember? You spent 30 minutes yelling at me to stop covering my face with a stray cat. Wait, how’d you get this number?”

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When Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys lost on Sunday, fans blamed Tony’s trip to Mexico with girlfriend Jessica Simpson. Apparently nobody would’ve known about the trip, but somebody tipped off photographers who scored shots of Tony poolside in Cabo with Jessica. Her dad Joe Simpson might be the one to blame, according to NY Daily News:

“Joe is well-known for his deals with the paparazzi, where the family gets a cut from the sales of the photographs,” says an insider.

That Joe Simpson cracks me up. But, seriously, what did you do with the bikini pics of Jessica in Cabo, Joe? I know you have them. They belong in a museum. What do you mean my bedroom’s not a museum? I wrote “Hall of Boobies” on the wall in permanent marker. Permanent, Joe. Yeah, I thought you’d see things my way. Is that a jetpack? Wait, NO! Crafty sonofa- I’ll get you next time, Simpson. Next time.

21-year-old Lynsey Nordstrom was hired by The New York Post to show up to the Giants-Cowboys game yesterday in hopes of throwing off Tony Romo. Lynsey is some kind of Jessica Simpson look-a-like. The Post sat Lynsey, a nanny from Washington, third row at the 50-yard line. Lynsey kept the act going by mentioning Jessica’s recent vacation with Tony to Cabo. It must have worked, because the Cowboys lost.

She said, “So many people were like, ‘I really thought you were her!‘ Those people were probably drunk out of their minds.

If you squint your eyes, turn your head sideways and shake around a bit, then she sort of looks like Jessica. Jessica in 20 years after she’s retired from a second career in porn. Lynsey isn’t the freshest 21-year-old. She also fails hard, because Jessica never shuts her mouth. If Lynsey wants to be a successful Jessica Simpson she has to keep her mouth open permanently. Don’t ever shut it.

Thanks BillyBoy

Even a fake Jessica Simpson was good enough to throw off the Dallas Cowboys yesterday, as Big Blue took a Giant step toward the Super Bowl.
The Giants, who notched a stunning 21-17 victory over Dallas in the NFC Divisional Playoffs, had a good-luck charm in the stands - in the form of Simpson lookalike Lynsey Nordstrom.

The real Simpson was the subject of great hand-wringing in Big D all week because of her budding romance with Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and his habit of falling short on the field when gal pals are in attendance.

Simpson - nicknamed “Yoko Romo” by some superstitious Cowboys fans - didn’t show up yesterday, but The Post brought Nordstrom, a beautiful, 21-year-old nanny from Bothell, Wash., to Texas Stadium.

We sat her in the third row at the 50-yard line behind Dallas’ bench. The stunner’s Simpson-esque vibes must have made the difference - Romo’s final drive was stopped short of the end zone.

You’re welcome, New York!

“I knew we were going to win when I saw her [Nordstrom]. I’m dead serious!” said Giant die-hard Anthony Triglia, 21, of Staten Island who cheered Big Blue in the heart of enemy territory.

“You have to come to Green Bay,” Triglia told Nordstrom.

Then, in true Jessica, Chicken-of-the-Sea fashion, Nordstrom candidly responded: “What’s Green Bay?”

Simpson and Romo won’t have to worry about Green Bay now, thanks to the gutsy Giants who were outgained in total yardage but still came out on top.

Romo and the Cowboys had the benefit of a week off and a playoff bye - which the QB spent with Simpson in a romantic Mexican getaway.
“I’m the new biggest Jessica Simpson fan!” said Triglia’s pal, fellow Staten Island resident Daniel Podvesker, 21.
“I heard a vacation in Cabo is excellent!”

Despite an occasional jeer, Nordstrom basked in the glow of fans telling her she was a dead ringer for Simpson.
“So many people were like, ‘I really thought you were her!’ ” said Nordstrom, an aspiring makeup artist.

Romo’s worst games of the past two seasons came when his girlfriends were in the stands.

His stinker of 2006 came Dec. 25, in front of then-squeeze “American Idol” Carrie Underwood.

Four weeks ago, Romo again had his worst game, with gal pal Simpson looking on from a luxury box at Texas Stadium.

Nordstrom turned heads in the parking lot, and then inside the stadium, where fans were keenly aware of Simpson’s impact on Romo.
As Nordstrom approached the turnstiles, a fan with a bullhorn told the pretty blonde: “Jessica, Jessica, don’t be going to the game!”

Nordstrom, wearing a pink, No. 9 Cowboys jersey like the one Simpson wore four weeks ago, tried to get closer to Dallas’ bench at one point.
A security guard told her to get back.

“Y’all get back to your seats,” the rent-a-cop said. “We don’t need Jessica Simpson.”

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Talk about parallel lives: Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson both cheer a guy named “Tony” who wears a number 9 for a Texas team.

Only, Longoria’s been there first – and long before Simpson got labeled a jinx on boyfriend Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys, Longoria felt the heat for seeing now-husband Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs.

“When I first started dating Tony (Parker), I got the same flack, and this was so many years ago that people don’t remember,” Longoria told PEOPLE on Saturday. “If he had a bad game, it was my fault, if he got injured, it was my fault, if he had a good game, it wasn’t because of me.”

Longoria’s advice to her fellow Texan: “You have to weather that for a while, and once people get over it, they kind of get used to you.”

Simpson, 27, got ribbed by Cowboy fans when Romo, 27, had a bad late-season game while she was in the stadium, but Longoria says Simpson can learn from the happily married Desperate Housewives star.

“Believe me, they are not thinking of us when they are on the field, particularly Tony Romo, who has 10 linemen coming at him,” said Longoria, 32, while promoting her upcoming film Over Her Dead Body. “Do you think that he is really thinking about Jessica the moment that he is about to get sacked?”

Still, Simpson appears to be taking no chances. After Romo’s off-game, Simpson has stayed away from the stands, and wasn’t expected to attend Sunday’s Dallas-New York Giants playoff match.

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Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo knows he has to watch out for Michael Strahan on the field - but he may have to watch gal pal Jessica Simpson’s back as well. Strahan, when asked yesterday what he thought about Romo’s South of the Border bye-week jaunt with the sexy singer, said he’d do the same thing. “Heck, if Jessica Simpson wanted to date me, I may give her a shot,” said the Giants Hall of Fame- bound defensive end. “I can’t blame the guy.”

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Ashlee Simpson showing her sexy body in this pictures.

But for me that Bikini don’t match with her…it s really ugly.

But Ashlee still sexy anyway

I know the headline isn’t really much news to anyone who has ever read any gossip blog or magazine or even seen Jessica speak or “act” or breathe. But this one is a special case. Jessica Simpson has decided to stay away from the Dallas Cowboys playoff game because she fears she will jinx her “boyfriend” Tony Romo and that everyone who doesn’t already hate her in Texas will do so if the Cowboys lose. Jessica was in the stands last month cheering on Tony to his worst performance ever in football dating back to his elementary school years. Fans and teammates blamed Jessica.

So, instead of just saying that, she comes up with this little number released by her publicist. Her spokesperson Cindy Berger tells the New York Post, “She is not attending. She is working on a new album. She will be watching from home and cheering him (Romo) on.” So she wants the world to know that even on a weekend afternoon she will be hard at work plugging away at that album and she can’t even spare any extra minutes because of her tight schedule. Whatever. I don’t really care. Besides she already spent a week jinxing Romo on their vacation in Mexico and so going to the game would have been just like finding one last spot where there wasn’t a needle and shoving it in hard.I kind of like Ashlee Simpson so I wish she would disown herself so I could make the blanket statement of how much I just hate the Simpson family. Unless Pimpa gets arrested or something equally as fun, I’m done with them. As I was typing this I realized just how much I dislike them.

Jessica Simpson has decided to stay away from Romo -her football star boyfriend’s game as she fears that her presence will distract his attention causing his focus to waiver from the game.

This is because Romo had under-performed in a previous game when Simpson had been cheering him from the stands — so much so it became such a concern , that his teammates joked that she should stay away.

And they are getting their wish on Sunday. Her spokesperson Cindy Berger tells the New York Post, “She is not attending. She is working on a new album. She will be watching from home and cheering him on.”

Poor Jess!!! Cant Romo have the brains enough to concentrate on the game.

   

Dallas Cowboys start Tony Romo and girlfriend Jessica simpson will be heading off to the Mexican beaches together for the NFL conference playoff semifinal. Wonder how this will be accepted by his teammates who blame Jessica for the quarterback’s bad performances. Hope Romo performs well this time!!!!     

IT could have been awkward for Jessica Simpson and her new beau, Tony Romo, had they gone to Costa Rica with her sister, Ashlee, as they planned last weekend, rather than to Cabo San Lucas. Spies at the Four Seasons in Costa Rica said Ashlee was there with bo-hunk Pete Wentz - and staying next door at the Exclusive Resorts was Jessica’s ex, Nick Lachey, with his girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo. Instead, Jessica flew to Mexico where she, Romo, several of his teammates, and her parents hung out at a private villa.

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  Dallas Cowboys start Tony Romo and girlfriend Jessica simpson will be heading off to the Mexican beaches together for the NFL conference playoff semifinal. Wonder how this will be accepted by his teammates who blame Jessica for the quarterback’s bad performances.