Amy Winehouse freaked out a St. Lucia beach by showing up in a bikini. Many beachgoers cited symptoms of nausea and blindness. If you are a masochist, by all means, have a look at the rest of these pictures. I am really not sure if her boyfriend, pictured with her, survived the attack. Yuck.

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Amy Winehouse appears to be winning her battle against drugs as she looked the picture of health during a winter break in the sun.

And the singer also seems to have gained a considerable amount of weight over the last month.

Pleased with her new curves, Amy happily flaunted her topless figure in a pair of skimpy bikini bottoms.
The star is currently receiving treatment at a London clinic after a drug overdose.

And by the looks of things, rehab is having a positive effect on the star as she seemed relaxed and enjoying the break while frolicking on the Caribbean beach.

The 25-year-old, who was admitted to a clinic last month after suffering ‘a bad reaction to her prescribed medication’, has also reportedly started daily two-hour sessions at the gym.

‘She has hired a personal trainer,’ a source revealed.

‘She’s very enthusiastic about her sessions and bounds in to work out on the bikes, weights and Power Plate.

Janis, Amy’s mother, recently revealed: ‘She’s being taken care of. She’s resting and eating well, and there are no drugs there.’

Husband Blake Fielder Civil, 26, has also been in rehab as part of his 27-month prison sentence for GBH and trial fixing, but failed a drugs test and was put back in jail.

He could now be in jail until early 2010 after breaking the early release terms of his 27-month sentence.

Fielder Civil told a tabloid of the extent of his drug-taking with award-winning singer Miss Winehouse, how he introduced his wife to hard drugs, and his fear as she collapsed with a seizure after an all-day binge.

The music video assistant, broke down as he told of how Amy asked him to let her try crack cocaine as she watched him taking it.

He revealed he was so consumed with remorse he considered taking his own life. ‘I feel like killing myself. I feel like f***** dying.’

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Wow. I thought I had seen greedy families before but Blaaaaake’s family takes the cake. Hell, they take the whole damn bakery and then try and get the factory as well. According to The News Of The World which is where I get all my news from, Blake was offered $100K by Amy Winehouse’s dad if Blake would agree to divorce Amy. Blake laughed in his face. Apparently Blake has offered to go away if he is given $2M, and promises not to write a tell all book. Well of course he won’t because he probably can’t even write. After all the drugs this guy has taken, I am actually surprised that he can make a coherent sentence.

Well if you think Blake’s offer is outrageous, let’s see what his dear old mom had to say. Now, when I think of mother’s I like to think of sweet saintly people. Like my mom for allowing her senior citizen kid to live in her basement and keep her snide remarks to one a week when she has been nipping at the tickle pink. If you don’t get that one, then you really have never lived. That is all I am saying. Aahhh, screw cap wine.

Blake’s mom said that Blake should get $6M from Amy. “Mitch’s $100,000 offer was an insult. Amy’s worth $20 million and Blake’s her husband. He’s entitled to at least $6 million after all he’s been through with her.”

Ummm, hey lady. All he has been through with her? You make it seem like he got the short end of the stick here. He was a no one when he met her. What did he do for her life? Oh yeah. He got her hooked on crack and heroin. Got her to start cutting herself and made her have sex with other women. Yeah, he has been through a whole lot. Hell, if it was not for her he would be living at home with you stealing money from your purse so he could go get some crack.

How in the hell could you ever think he deserves anything? How on earth did he contribute anything to their marriage. Last I checked he was pretty much a miserable loser who got lucky in the lottery of life by convincing Amy to marry him.

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Apparently a few weeks of rehab was just what Blaaaaaake needed. He realized how much he missed drugs and so decided to go on a little binge. What a waste of life and space. Since he failed the drug test he now goes back to jail.

So, figuring he had nothing to lose he apparently showed up at the hospital of his beloved wife Amy Winehouse where he caused a ruckus. I don’t know if he really caused a ruckus, but I have just always wanted to use that word in a sentence without sounding like a complete moron. I imagine the more correct term would be caused a disturbance as he broke into Amy’s room and said he was sorry and blah blah blah. Now what he needed that money for from the interview. He probably already blew it all on drugs. So, now that little nest egg is gone you know he needs to rush to Amy’s side and work that evil magic on her so she won’t divorce him while he is back in jail. He’s going to need her money more than ever. Of course he could have also been seeing how close she was to dying so he could guess if the divorce would take longer than she has to live and he would get all her money.

Can you imagine if she did die and he got all the damn money? You think Courtney Love has blown through Kurt’s money? It will take Blaaaaaaake all of about five minutes to burn through Amy’s money and sell every right to her music.

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Amy Winehouse seems to spend more time in the hospital than she does in the recording studio and this weekend was no different according to Daily Mail. 

Winehouse’s spokesperson confirmed the singer was taken to a private London clinic on Sunday after suffering ‘a bad reaction to the combination of medication she has currently been prescribed’.
A friend of the singer told the Daily Mirror: ‘Amy is on a drug replacement programme and has had bad reactions to her medication before. Doctors want to sort out why this is happening.’

I wonder why it keeps happening…

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In some of the fanciest crafting of words I have seen out to paper, The News Of The World makes it seem as if they had an exclusive with Amy Winehouse. Hell, even the NY Post says they do. They don’t. What they have is a source who told the News Of The World what Amy told them. It doesn’t mean it isn’t true of course, but it also isn’t an interview with Amy Winehouse.

It really is a fun read though and if half of it is true then, basically it is what we already knew. Blake and Amy had sex all the time. They hired hookers so they could have threesomes. They did S&M and other bondage games and also apparently activities which are not suitable to discuss in a newspaper. OK, first of all, you just said they hired hookers and had threesomes and did bondage, so I think your readers who got that far could handle some more information. Of course the way the interview is done, whoever the source is, was the one who said it was too gross for a newspaper. Uh huh.

The other crazy thing about all of this is that German model who I guess is nuts for Blaaaake. Has she seen Blaaake? I’m not sure why Blake would give up mooching off his millionaire wife who could die any day for a German model who actually finds him attractive but has no money. I don’t see Blaaake ever divorcing Amy. She might try and leave him and then she will end up marrying some guy the day after she gets divorced.

It really is fun to read though.

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If you are looking for an unattractive drug-addict to bring home to mom, well, meet Amy Winehouse. Amy is newly, or more like, officially, divorced from Blake-Fielder Civil. The epitome of disgusting announced the divorce of the weekend.

Drug-tortured star Amy dramatically confessed: “It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for SEX. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?”

“They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. She said she’s had a string of female lovers. Whenever Blake said he wanted three-in-a-bed Amy would fix it.”

“They thought they were on this sexual journey together. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper. They were bad for each other, each pushing the other to excess, whether drugs or sex. Plus he sponged off her. And she’s awake to that now.”

If you are interested in being her rebound, I’d suggest getting in good with a crack dealer. Or you could avoid it all together and find someone better, which could likely be accomplished with a minimal search on craiglist.com, click on “erotic”

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A wild-eyed Amy Winehouse was back on the rampage last night, storming through the streets of Camden in an uncontrollable state.

The Rehab singer was seen stumbling around outside her North London home in denim cut-off shorts and a tank top, obliviously to the chilly conditions.

She was mindlessly searching for her friend Blake Wood - also known as ‘Good Blake’ - knocking on her neighbours doors in the process.

Amy, who recently abandoned her matted beehive in favour of a curly look, eventually retired back to her house with a litre bottle of vodka all to herself.

Despite several medical interventions to address her well-documented substance abuse problems and time away from the spotlight, the 25-year-old appears to have resumed her notoriously erratic behavior.

Meanwhile, the singer is yet to reunite with her husband Blake Fielder-Civil, who was released from jail into a rehab facility in Woking, Surrey, earlier this month.

He allegedly asked Amy to pay the £30,000 fee for his treatment for heroin and crack cocaine addiction, but she refused.

Blake has denied claims he has been dumped by the singer.

He boasted that the pair are still very much in love and that he is expecting a visit from Amy ‘at any time now.’

He declared: ‘We will be together for the rest of our lives.’

Amy’s mother Janis has said that she is praying that Blake stays away from her daughter.

Janis, 53, told Closer magazine that Amy was apparently devastated that he didn’t tell her he was getting out of prison before his release.

She said: ‘What sort of husband doesn’t tell his wife that he’s being released? That says it all really, doesn’t it?’

Blake was locked up for a year for his part in a vicious assault on a pub landlord.

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Seriously how is Amy Winehouse still alive? And you can really see her rash in the second picture….ewwwww

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Amy Winehouse just keeps getting worse and worse. Just when she was starting to show some real blood running through her veins, her messy old self is back. In fact she is suffering from some rash all over her body, I don’t know what it is and I am not sure I want to know. So ewww.

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I don’t think there are very many people that are Blake Fielder Civil fans in the world, but I will say that he at least served his time and is in rehab. He is making at least the pretense of attempting to get clean. Don’t know if it will work, but you could say that about anyone who is an addict. Amy Winehouse on the other hand is just someone who has money and can afford drugs and medical care or else, lets face it, she would probably be dead.So, when her dad said this yesterday I just had to wonder if he was living in the same world the rest of us are. “Blake is a no-hoper. I want Amy to forget about him.”

Umm, he makes it sound as if his daughter is at the top of the ladder and is a clean living superstar. At this point in time I would say that Blake has a better chance of recovery than Amy. This has been going on for so long. I don’t understand first of all how she manages to keep buying drugs and not getting caught. I understand she is not outside buying them herself but if you were the police don’t you think you might follow some of the visitors who are coming to her house and keeping her supplied? It is not like she is hiding in the bathroom doing some coke at a party she got from a friend. This is someone who by all accounts spends her entire waking day doing drugs. At some point the body just can’t take that. I think her dad should be less focused on Blake and more focused on doing something for his daughter. Just take her, throw her into rehab someplace and don’t let her leave. If Jamie Spears can get a conservatorship over Britney then I’m sure Amy’s dad can do something similar. I know you are supposed to want to get help on your own, but at this point can she doing anything on her own other than use and die in front of us a little everyday.

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Amy Winehouse didn’t get the reunion she was hoping for with her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, who was released from jail Tuesday.

After serving 12 months behind behind bars, he’s thought to have checked into a rehab center, according to UK’s the Daily Mail

Winehouse was not at the prison as her husband was released.

Instead, the singer who was recently treated for a chest infection, stayed at their home in London’s Camden.

The paper reported she emerged from her home Tuesday afternoon with make-up smeared across her face, in an “agitated state” and lunged at a photographer.

Meanwhile, Fielder-Civil, was photographed smiling as he left jail but showed signs of his times behind bars, “sporting a chipped front tooth and red scratches down his arms.”

Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in jail after admitting that he beat up a pub manager in a barroom fight in 2006.

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Apparently Amy Winehouse’s spokespeople live in a world of fantasy. Not the good kind of fantasy like where FW decides to go for it and get it on with me on the futon in the basement, but a fantasy where they seem to think that Amy Winehouse is in top form and in prime physical health. Amy is not fine and seems to be on the edge of death. Instead of focusing on her health they like to spin some kind of nonsensical thing about how Amy is doing great and her record is still selling and that she is going to be out of bed and feeling 100% by tomorrow and ready to take on the world.If she is so fine how come we never see her hanging out anymore at the store she always goes to. If she is so fine how come we haven’t seen her stumbling down the street drugged out of her mind? She isn’t fine and I think they should be focusing more on concerns over her well being rather than analyzing record sales and trying to convince the world she is just suffering from a cold or something. It honestly isn’t any of our business what is wrong with her, and I would have much preferred a statement that says something to that effect rather than spinning something to keep themselves employed.

When her spokesperson was asked about Amy’s health, this was the statement The Daily Star got in return. “The last album’s still selling. She’s in and out of the studio working but the record company hasn’t seen the final result yet. Amy’s fine.”

Uh huh.

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Amy Winehouse, who hasn’t been seen in a while, was hospitalized over the weekend for a chest infection according to Daily Mirror.

He said: “Amy is in hospital being checked out for a chest infection. She is not back in rehab. She should be fine and is expected to return home soon.”

Amy’s father told the press in June that Amy is suffering from emphysema said if she didn’t stop smoking she would die. She has been seen smoking since the diagnosis. Someone told the paper that when she brought in to the hospital she “looked painfully thin with yellow teeth at the weekend.”

Hopefully she will go straight from the hospital to rehab, but I doubt that will happen.

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