Every time I see an interview with White Oprah about her new reality show, she is always saying that it is about Ali and giving Ali her chance to shine. WO, is always coy about whether Lindsay will make an appearance and say that we will have to watch. Not me, I’ll wait and let somebody tell me, and then head over to YouTube. I’m not giving the Lohan family any money.

In the first episode, entitled All About Ali, the entire show is actually spent around looking for things about Lindsay online. Plus there are phone calls to Lindsay, photos of Lindsay, clips of Lindsay’s movies, Lindsay’s album playing in the background constantly and then at the end Ali comes out and asks if it is time to film her show.

Exaggeration? Sure, but the scenes that were being previewed of the first show were actually all about Lindsay. In the show, WO, sends an e-mail to a blogger in response to a story about Lindsay she says is false. She tells the blogger that the article needs to be taken down because WO has got the lawyer ready to go. Well next time WO says that, let her have the attorney send you the letter because that way WO will have to fork over the cash.

She also spends time talking about Lindsay’s year in rehab and basically not meeting a guy she didn’t like. And finally she spends several minutes trying to decide if that cell phone video from earlier in the year is Lindsay having sex. Not surprised there is a sex tape of Lindsay, just trying to see if it is really her. Shows you what goes on around that house.

Not one second of the preview is about Ali.

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MORE surprised than anyone that Dina Lohan was honored as a “top mom” this week was her ex-husband, Michael Lohan, who called the award from the Mingling Moms Organization “a joke.”

Michael fumed, “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court.

“She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling ‘Oh, [bleep],’ when she saw the paparazzi,” Michael raged to Page Six.

He also ranted that his ex missed their weekly family therapy appointment in order to attend the award ceremony Tuesday night in Bethpage, LI.
But Dina responded to Michael’s remarks by calling him “infantile.”

“He’s a loose cannon,” she declared. “We speak to a therapist once a week and I’m not required to be there. My kids want me there, so I go. Obviously with our [TV] show and the event, [daughter] Ali and I reschedule.

“I’ve allowed him visitation once a week, so I don’t understand why he’s doing this. He’s jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me.”

Dina fears that Michael will now try to contact her directly. She says she has a restraining order against him until 2011 she thinks he’ll violate.
“He’s using the media to talk to me,” Dina said. “I’m getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he’s doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they’ll know if he comes anywhere near me. He’s on a mission to destroy me.”

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And believe it or not, she is making progress. Last night, Dina Lohan attended a ceremony held by Mingling Moms, a Long Island social networking for mothers, and was celebrated as one of the organizations top moms. As you can see from the picture, this looks like a brilliant group.

TMZ says, Her husband Michael told us that she was supposed to be at a court-ordered family therapy session just blocks away at the same time, but she chose to attend what looked more like a bachelorette party than a mothers’ event.
Of course, the same group — Mingling Moms — also gave Jennifer Lopez an award for being a great mom, and she hasn’t been a mom for three months.

And with that, we have truly read it all.

While Dina was celebrating her mother of the year honors, daughter Lindsay Lohan was making a sex tape and doing a bunch of crystal meth with some of her closest drug dealer friends in Hollywood.

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HERE’S one for the books: Dina Lohan is being honored as a great mother.

Right now, Dina’s daughter, Lindsay, is literally a poster girl for bad behavior. Her mug shot appears in liquor-industry ads as an example of a “hard-core drunk driver” who needs a Breathalyzer to stay off the road (even though the ads are against having the devices in every car).

Yet, Dina will be named a “Top Mom” tonight by a Long Island-based charity, Mingling Moms Organization, even though Lindsay went to rehab three times last year and was jailed for drunken driving and cocaine possession.

Mingling Moms president Erica Logiudice called Dina “such a dedicated mom . . . Through all the ups and downs of Lindsay, she has been by her side.”

Some of Dina’s fellow honoree moms are: Rae Stern, mother of shock jock Howard Stern; Lillian Robinson (Eddie Murphy); Ann Iris Guttenberg (Steve Guttenberg); Betty Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld); Shelley Stevens Herschlag (Natalie Portman); Amy Hughes (Olympic skating gold medalist Sarah Hughes); and Eileen Connolly (”Entourage” star Kevin Connolly).

They’ll all celebrate with a dinner at the Carlyle on the Green in Bethpage to benefit breast cancer research.

“My mom’s a bit more normal,” Connolly laughed when we told him his mother would be honored alongside Dina Lohan. “I wouldn’t have a career at all it wasn’t for her. She’s my favorite person in the world.”

Dina said she’ll be attending the event with her own mom, Ann Sullivan. “It’s an honor,” said Lohan. “It’s a wonderful organization. It’s for a good cause.”

Ali Lohan, who will star with Dina in the new reality show, “Living Lohan,” told us: “My mom is great, she has always been there for us. She helps us follow our dreams. I love her to death.”

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Lindsay Lohan began shooting her spot on ABC’s Ugly Betty on Saturday, her rep tells Usmagazine.

She was so excited to shoot, a source tells Us, “Lindsay arrived on set 45 minutes early.”

Adds the source, “Lindsay and America [Ferrera] really hit it off!”

Variety reports she’ll play a down-on-her-luck old high school pal of Betty.

Lohan’s first episode airs on the May 22 season finale.

Her rep tells Us the actress will also appear in multiple episodes of the ABC hit.

Lohan is also set to star in the forthcoming film Manson Girls as one of the murderer’s cult followers.

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Lindsay looks great. She is so cute but yet she bores me a bit. One thing that is special about Lindsay is that she has one of the best boob jobs I have ever seen. There is still talk that her boobs may be real but I personally doubt it. Even in her recent nude photoshoot there was no proof either way, real or fake. For a minute I was actually convinced they were real but after some quick research I found this photo:

I must say, the doctor who did Lindsay’s boobs did an amazing job but at this angle, it is unquestionable. No real breast looks that awkward at any angle. So as far as I am concerned, I have seen enough evidence to consider Lindsay’s breast implants a fact. I am sure it was a pretty easy breast augmentation, perfect B cup to a perfect D cup. It is easy to make pretty boobs bigger, they always say if you start perfect, you will end perfect. All these bad boob jobs are usually cases where the person began with no breasts at all, saggy breasts or worse, odd breasts.

Another thing I noticed about Lindsay in the photos from the LG party, (sorry if I gross anyone out, I was eating cereal when I saw this and it made me feel sick), is, she has hair under her arms. I am surprised she wouldn’t think to shave her pits before wearing a dress. Is that strawberry blonde fuzz I spy?

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Mother to the stars Dina Lohan took a relaxing trip to the beach Sunday afternoon amidst rumors circulating that her daughter Lindsay Lohan had a relapse in sobriety over the weekend in New York City. She seemed to be unfazed by the news about her eldest daughter, going as far to say, “This is what happens when you pass on doing our awesome reality show. Only on E! this summer. We love it, too!”

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Get ready, Hollywood: Another Lohan is gearing up for her close-up.

Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s 14-year-old sister, has begun filming her first film project, Mostly Ghostly, in Los Angeles, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

Ali’s role shares similarities with her older sister’s character in the 2004 film Mean Girls: She’ll play “a popular high school senior” in the film, says a source.

Ali told Teen Vogue in the April issue, “I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage.”

The film, slated for release later this year, is based on the pre-teen book series Mostly Ghostly written by R.L. Stine, which centers on an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts.

Ali, who has spent the past several weeks shooting her upcoming E! reality TV show with her mother Dina in New York City, Long Island and Las Vegas, is also recording a new album.

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As much as we poke fun at Momager/Pimp Dina Lohan for her questionable parenting techniques and famewhore-y tactics to become just as cool and famous as her bankable daughter Lindsay, we secretly can’t ignore the fact that having her as a mother might simply be loads of fun. Sure, you don’t really have a role model, and you can’t expect anyone to pick you up after school, but it’s not like you go to school anyway! In Ali Lohan’s case, you go to Las Vegas. MSNBC.com reports that Dina and Ali hit the strip to shoot scenes from their upcoming reality show Living Lohan and, from the sounds of it, had a grand ol’ Britney Spears-in-garters kind of stay…

Though much of E!’s upcoming shitshow of a reality mess Living Lohan was said to be filmed on Long Island, where the Lohan clan was born and raised (however loosely), Dina still seems intent on showing the world hot incredibly awesome she is by taking Ali to Vegas a few days ago. And they’re planning on bunking there for an extended stay while Ali records an album (shocker!) at The Palms. So what was on Dina’s agenda? Seems her maternal instincts kicked in before after hours-fun began, and Ali was sent back to her room while Dina made a pit stop at the Playboy Club to down Sex on the Beaches. Just like a regular college kid on spring break. Well, one with three kids and a divorce under her belt, but who’s counting?

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WILL Britney Spears’ lock-down tactics work for the rehabbed Lindsay Lohan? Page Six hears that Lohan’s best friend, Sam Ronson, has “practically moved in” with the actress at her Los Angeles pad. “Sam still has her own place,” said our source, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s” in an effort to keep the wild child out of trouble. It’s a good thing Lohan has friends like Ronson. Unlike Spears, whose dad is keeping a tight grip on her life, Lohan’s parents, Dina and Michael, are even wackier than she is.

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Lindsay Lohan is trying to save her career by staring in a new independent film, Florence. She is being paid $75k. Trying to get a little more cash and save her career from the doldrums of B-Listedness, she offered to show her boobs during the film.

 Softpedia says, “She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring.” Also, the source reports that although the script only requires LiLo to show her boobs, she offered to go all the way down and strip completely. “She said it would be no problem to go Full Monty,” added the insider. Thankfully, the producers refused to go along with her very helpful offer. 

Ok Lindsay, I have a better idea. I think you need to graduate from the  Ashlee Dupre college for escorts. That’s like 15 nights of work, this movie will take you what? Months? And whenever you do a job, the dudes will want to see your boobs.

 

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Former party girl Lindsay Lohan is reportedly signing up to strip naked and play a sex-addicted waitress in a new movie called Florence. Just days after agreeing to portray a member of Charles Manson’s real-life murderous cult in The Manson Girls, Lohan has sealed a deal to star in another controversial movie. Star magazine claims the 21-year-old will be paid just $75,000 for the opportunity to play the edgy character. A source tells the magazine, “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.”

Dina Lohan has a new show out. It’s called Living Lohan. I can’t think of anything less interesting, with the exception of watching paint dry. She is just too annoying for in pictures, much less on my TV. She looks like an upset monkey in this picture. I am waiting for “canceled Lohan” to make it’s first appearance, then I will watch.

 

Former wild Hollywood party girl Lindsay lohan’s dad Michael is hitting out at the actress’s decision to star in a new movie about famous murderer Charles Manson, because he fears it could ruin her career. Lohan has signed on to play Manson cult member Nancy Pittman in forthcoming film Manson Girls. ‘Manson Family’ members were responsible for the murders of seven people in the 1960s, including director Roman Polanski’s actress wife Sharon Tate. Michael Lohan, who recently reunited with the star following a spell in prison, is disappointed with his daughter’s decision to accept the grisly role, and urges her to stick to the wholesome family films that helped her find fame. He tells the New York Daily News, “I don’t know who is making her decisions for her. But I just wish she would go back to those family-style films, The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, you know.”This is a bad decision and I don’t know who is telling her to do it.”

I think Lindsay Lohan made a smart choice in taking on the role of one of Charles Manson’s followers in the film Manson Girls. Michael Lohan thinks that she should have done American Pie 4, The Revenge Of The Pie. In an interview with US Magazine last night, Michael said, “I really hope that Lindsay gets back to the kinds of films that led to her success. I’d like to see her do more mainstream films.”

What he means when he says that is that Manson Girls doesn’t pay all that much, while if she goes ahead and does Herbie 2 Fully Stupid, that Lindsay will walk away with a couple of million and Michael will not have to be out there hustling as hard. Oh, you thought that he actually wanted Lindsay to succeed because he was genuinely interested in her success? LMAO.

Michael’s determination of success is money and how much of it he can skim off the top. Awards and accolades don’t mean anything if there is not some money involved. I’m sure that he calls Lindsay everyday and pushes and pushes and pushes. I’ve also decided that he is much worse than Joe Simpson. Joe Simpson is a perv, but he is good at what he does, and I really do think he wants what is best for his daughters. He lives through them, gets chicks through them, and is a big hypocrite, but I still think he wants what is truly best for his daughters and if they decided to quit show business and move to Tahiti, I actually think he would be fine with that. Michael on the other hand. Not so much.

Stop here if you don’t want to read anything nice about Lindsay.

By the way. I trash Lindsay often. But, I also am willing to admit when she does something great. The film Chapter 27 comes out next week, and Lindsay Lohan is amazing in it. The problem is that it was filmed two years ago and she is not the same person or actress. She was absolutely perfect in that role, even though she probably got paid scale. Jared Leto is also really good in the film, but the film itself goes soooooooo slow that the actors are kind of punished for it.