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Mary Stuart Masterson is pregnant with her first child! She told Life & Style Magazine, “I’ve been trying to get pregnant for a long time,” revealed Mary, who’s been married to fellow actor Jeremy Davidson since 2006. “I’m ready, I’m excited!” At this point she doesn’t know if the nursery will need a Bed of Roses or not!

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Apparently Brooke Shields was pushed by a fashion designer and of all people, Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland), came to her rescue…with get this, a headbutt. He headbutted a fashion designer. Um…a fashion designer….yeah man. Here is more from TMZ.

We’re told witnesses say the alleged victim — Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough — allegedly knocked Brooke Shields over and Kiefer saw it happen. The witnesses say Kiefer went over to the man and told him to apologize to her. At that point they say McCollough pushed Kiefer and the actor responded with a headbutt.
Complicating it for Kiefer — he’s on probation in L.A. for a DUI, and one of the terms is that he obey all laws. No word on whether L.A. prosecutors will pursue the matter.

Wow. Hey Kiefer, if you want to throw down your wrestling moves, why don’t you pick on someone that’s straight. Like Mickey Rourke. He’s a tough guy wrestler. This story just wreaks of vodka. Kiefer, take if from me when I say this: Beadbutting a fashion designer will not get you into Brooke Shields pants. Write it down, bro.

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Kelly Ripa is in Miami, I guess Regis and Kelly is being filmed there. I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch. Seriously, I don’t watch. Anyways, here is Kelly taking a swim in her bikini. Obviously, Kelly’s stomach is as flat as an ironing board and to be honest, I can’t decide if that’s a good or bad thing. She’s not fat: That’s good. She’s not curvy: That’s bad. But all in all, I wouldn’t care. Not sure why I am even bringing it up. I just wouldn’t care.
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Courtney Cox and David Arquette ran into Brad Pitt at a concert, now they are apparently hanging out with him. They were both seen out to dinner with Brad. Jennifer, if you are reading, which I know you are, I bet they were talking about you. I just bet they were.

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Rihanna showed up at the Met Gala benefit red carpet event, looking like she is becoming the ghost of Chris Brown. What the heck is she doing here? This is a fashion disaster. Looks like Rihana’s lost her way. I’d still hit it, but she’d need to get rid of the tux and boxer briefs first. Yuck. More Rihanna man child pictures below. I apologize for not doing better than this.

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Casey Aldridge may be going to jail for his recent truck accident. The accident knocked three people, including him, out of the truck. Here is more on the story from People.

Alridge, 19, better known as Jamie Lynn Spears’s boyfriend and the father of their baby daughter, 10-month-old Maddie, was charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle, a violation of Louisiana Revised Statue 32:58 after he drove off a road into a ditch and flipped his F-250 pickup truck on April 26.
According to Louisiana criminal attorney Lester Gauthier, who is not involved with the case, Aldridge will face a fine of no more than $175 and/or imprisonment for not more than 30 days.

This tale of fatherhood is off to an awesome start. First the kid is a bastard, next daddy is in jail. Q in the trailer ASAP! Sorry, I had to go there…..Classy!

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Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Gyllenhaal got married this weekend. Reese Witherspoon and brother Jake Gyllenhaal are a couple of notable celebs in attendance.  Here is more from People.

“We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2,” the actress’s rep said in a statement to PEOPLE.
The celebration took place in a small chapel in Brindisi, according to European news reports. Among the guests were Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.

Ok, now to the real meat and potatoes portion of this story. How on earth did they decided which multi-vowel last name to use? Really, either way you go, its a disaster for telemarketers calling to offer new rewards on their credit cards. Yuck. Here’s a few pictres for you. Enjoy.

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(photo from WireImage) BFFs and Ballas Hough Band bandmates Mark Ballas and Derek Hough are considering joining Derek’s sister and taking a season off of Dancing with the Stars. When Marc Maklin asked Derek about it he said, “Mark and I might not be back, either,” he says. “We have other things going on.” Things like touring this summer to promote their debut album that came out in March. Derek said they haven’t made a final decision on whether or not they will be back next season. That is what his sister Julianne said before she was paired with her real life boyfriend this season. Something Derek can’t do because he met his girlfriend Shannon Elizabeth when she was his partner on the show 2 seasons ago. Also Mark’s girlfriend was disqualified from American Idol after Hollywood week, so she is not big enough to the show. Derek added, “it would be crazy, all three of us…leaving at the same time.” I really hope he doesn’t leave the show because I really love to watch him dance. Mark, I could live without. Would you miss the 3 champions if they were gone? One person who won’t, would wind up being the only pro winner left on the show…Cheryl Burke.

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