Bristol Palin and Hayden Panettiere both spoke on behalf of teen pregnancy. Bristol was there acting as the example of “irony.” Ok, you know I had to.  Hey, it is what it is.  In case you are wondering, Hayden voted for Obama, but apparently pregnancy is enough to bring the two girls together. Here is more from Us Magazine.

“It’s very nice that she’s come out to support this, and it’s nice to have her,” Panettiere said. “Teenagers get to look at her, and she can say, ‘This happened to me.’ This is all politics aside. She is just a girl out here saying, ‘Look, it happened to me — it can happen to you.’”
Although Panettiere didn’t promote abstinence, she said she believes teens should be responsible.
“There’s a lot of different viewpoints on sex, and I’m not someone who will ever boo-hoo anything or say, ‘This is not right,’ or, ‘This is wrong,’” she said. “You’re going to do what you’re going to do, but at the end of the day, it’s okay as long as you educate yourself, as long as you’re safe, as long as you’re smart.”

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Brooke Hogan celebrated her 21st birthday at Pure Nightclub in Vegas. Basically, the promoters at Pure just couldn’t seem to get Carrot Top to come in and do a celebrity appearance so Brooke Hogan came in. She’s was on call for D-List Monday nights, thank god she answered her phone. Hulkamania was there. As were his daughters boobs, which were hanging out and loitering all over the joint. Just talking about it makes me totally uncomfortable. Remember the time Hulk rubbed lotion on Brooke’s thys? Yuck! More incest drive photos below.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren’t just staring in the same movie together, according to a cell phone picture coming out of Vancouver, the two Twilight stars are also doin’ it. And by doin’ it, I mean…come on, you know exactly what I mean. I’d like to make an important disctinction here. Just because I involve myself in Robert Pattinson’s life for the sake of bringing you the important, life changing news this site brings all, doesn’t mean I am into Twilight. Nope, not this guy.

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Julia Roberts hit the beaches of Hawaii rockin’ out in a bikini, and I can confidently say, I’d hit it. There is only one issue with her. Check out the tramp stamp on her lower back that features her kids names. Um, not cool Julia. That’s not something I want to read while I am…..oh well, nothings perfect anymore, I guess. Check out more Julia Roberts pictures below.

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In this week’s National Enquirer they rounded up some homeless people to be their sources and then began writing stories. No, that didn’t happen. Probably. Anyway, this week The Enquirer says that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are fighting about kids. It seems that Josh wants her to get pregnant now and Fergie says no, she wants to keep working and doing movies but she is willing to adopt. OK, I am all for adoption or biological kids. Whatever you want. The thing is though Fergie doesn’t want to take any time off which is why she is opposed to having a biological child.

So, is she saying she can’t work at all while pregnant? I understand about movies or what not, because roles are roles, but I don’t understand why she can’t sing or tour. Women all over the world work while pregnant and singing seems to be a whole lot easier than what most people do for a living. So, she must be talking about the fact she doesn’t have time to deal with a biological baby but she does for one she adopted? What, are they just going to stop by the adoption drive-thru, say hi to the baby and drop it off with a nanny?

Whether you have your own baby or adopt, shouldn’t determine the amount of attention you give to the child. The only other possible explanation I can think of for all this is that Fergie really is a man.

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The publicist who worked for Michael Jackson during his child molestation trial is suing Michael for $44M because Michael hasn’t paid her any money. Honestly, since everyone still thinks he is a child molester, I wouldn’t pay her either. A publicist who charges as much as she appears to charge better make everything go away. For that kind of money she should have had Michael Jackson being honored by The Boy Scouts Of America as their hero.

On the other hand, she probably knows some really interesting things about Michael and so I can’t believe he would want to go to trial with this. She even alluded to this in her lawsuit when she says that it would no doubt produce theories, accusations and rumors. Oh yeah. You have to love the rumors. With Michael scheduled to make a gajillion dollars this summer in London, you would hate to see something leak out about other things he may have done or people he may have done.

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Yes, I know. Two Paula Abdul stories today. It can’t be helped. Remember that very detailed and lengthy interview she gave to Ladies Home Journal? Remember how she said in it she was addicted to pills and had been for 12 years and gave the reasons why she was addicted and which pills she took? Remember how she said she went to rehab at Thanksgiving? Well now she says none of that is true and it was all completely taken out of context. Uh huh.

This is Ladies Home Journal we are talking about here. They are not exactly a tabloid rag that needs to make stuff up or go scandalous to sell magazines. Plus, that article was extremely detailed and there were lengthy direct quotes, and so I’m guessing Paula doesn’t remember giving the interview or she was on pain killers when she gave it. Maybe she is afraid that she will have to talk about it everyday now because she will be doing press for her new record. Oh, and I say record in the absolute possible loosest terms. I was in a hurry before when posting the video, but I hope that she had to pay for everything on her own. I hope the record label didn’t deprive however many new artists their spot because Paula wanted to make a record.

It was awful. The performance was awful. She moved like a 50 year old who has been injured a lot in her life. That being said, why couldn’t she just stand there and lip synch. Was she trying to distract us from how bad she was? Just stand in one place, turn off the backing track and sing. If she can’t do that then I don’t think she is qualified to judge other singers.

Simon probably can’t sing, but he is judging on the basis of being a record executive. Randy can sing, but doesn’t have to, because his role is to judge based on being a producer and having been in bands. Paula on the other hand is there because she was a singer. The thing is she can’t sing herself so why should anyone listen to her?

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Why else would Iron Man be sitting on a big donut if he didn’t need a big a$$ hemorrhoid pillow? Sorry I couldn’t resist! But seriously how awesome does Robert Downey Jr look in his Iron Man suit? Way cool! BTW if you’re fan of Iron Man 2, you have to follow Jon Favreau on Twitter his Tweets about the movie will make you even more excited for it!!!

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