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Instead of going green on Earth Day, Nick Cannon went yellow, shaking the hand of a life-size SpongeBob SquarePants atop the Empire State Building Wednesday morning. What accounts for Nick’s sudden interest in the Nickelodeon franchise? Mariah Carey’s other half was recently named honorary chairman and development consultant for the network’s 24-hour TV network for teens, which will be rebranded TEENick in its fourth quarter.

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Paris Hilton posed with a poor innocent dog in a Guess campain and I think that dog’s face says it all….it stinks! Seriously dogs are used to smelling their smelly farts, so if his face looks like that I don’t even want to Guess what odor is coming out of there. Where are PETA and the ASPCA when you really need them?

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Dang Lindsay Lohan is skinnier than ever. Someone please feed her ASAP or there will be nothing left of her but extensions.

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Melissa Joan Hart told Pop Wrap that she was offered $1,000,000 to pose for Playboy and she explains to them why she said no.

PW: Are you the kind of person who can find a silver lining even in that kind of situation?
Melissa: Oh yeah, you gotta move on. But I think my decision through really carefully and try to see them from every angle. Like with my Maxim cover — I almost began regretting that in 1999 because it blew up into this huge scandal where I was going to be fired and sued.

PW: What made you say yes to that?
Melissa: I was 23 years old and willing to be sexy to promote my movie. Plus, I went through a time where I was a little wild. I actually showed up at the photo shoot from the Playboy Mansion, so it was like, “oh big deal — bra and panties, that’s what I saw everybody in all night.” I had no idea how big that was going to be.

PW: So if you learn something from every mistake, what did Maxim teach you?
Melissa: I learned that I didn’t want to do Playboy. They came around and offered me a million dollars, which I had to seriously consider. Initially it’s like, “yeah, I’ll take my clothes off for a million bucks, are you kidding?” It’s the big question: what will you do for a million dollars? But I decided that because of the reaction I got from Maxim I wasn’t comfortable — and my brother had that cover shoved in his face for months. That made me say no.

Could you imagine her doing Playboy? There is something wrong about Clarissa/Sabrina the Teenage Witch taking her clothes off for Playboy. But I guess that was her point.

Would you do it for a million dollars? And what would you do for a million?

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The good news is that Joel Madden and his twin brother Benji no longer look alike. The bad news is why, Joel went bleached blonde. I don’t know about you, but I think that look so doesn’t work for him.

Even though I don’t like it,  Joel Madden Tweeted that his biggest critic did.

For those of you who asked. Harlow did recognize me with the hair. Took her a minute, but she gave it a thumbs up. She loves it! so it stays

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Fox just announced via Twitter that the teens have spoken and the Jonas Brothers will be hosting the Teen Choice Awards on August 10th. Well Fox made the decision, but you know the teens are going to love watching the three brothers try their hand at hosting the show. I don’t know about, but maybe because I hit puberty, I just don’t get them. Can someone please explain to me why they are as big as they are?

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What is it with Hollywood’s obsession with a size two?

Months after Ashlee Simpson-Wentz insisted that her suddenly fuller figured sister Jessica Simpson was a size two, curvaceous Kim Kardashian has ticked off plenty of her fans after declaring - again - that she wears the tiny clothing size.

The 28-year-old has a stunning figure, but … a size two?!

Kardashian insisted on her Web site that she wears the teeny size after taking issue with an Us Weekly story that, she says, suggests she’s a plus-sized gal.

“I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things,” Kardashian wrote. “I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a ‘fuller-figured woman’ of extra large proportions is a little offensive.”

“For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL,” she added.

But her followers aren’t buying it.

“Anyone with any insight about women’s bodies and clothing can see that’s a blatant lie,” one fan wrote on Kardashian’s Web site.

“You are NOT a size two,” another said. “Sorry, but that’s the truth.”

Kardashian isn’t the first to be criticized for declaring she wears the itty-bitty size.

Simpson-Wentz came out swinging in January against those who took note of her big sis’s suddenly curvier look.

“How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size two figure?” she wrote on MySpace.
“Ghost Whisperer” star Jennifer Love Hewitt also took heat in 2007 after she famously used the petite size as a shield against critics of her bikini body declaring, “a size 2 is not fat!”

For the record, tiny “Regis & Kelly” co-host Kelly Ripa says she’s a size two.

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