I promise that if you read this post there will be no startling image of Verne Troyer having sex, but I can’t promise you that you won’t be scarred for life by what I am about to share with you. I need to share it with you though. You need to know the truth. Also, because I read it, I don’t want to be the only one suffering in misery.

For some reason, only known to her, the fine people in the UK were subjected early in the morning to Mariah Carey on the radio. While she was speaking, Nick was on the floor scraping her corns. I know, I know but that isn’t the chilling part. While she was on the program This Morning she started discussing how she came to write the lyrics to the song Hero.

Umm, she was in the bathroom. “Aww. Enty that’s sweet she was in the bathtub.” Umm. No. Turns out she was actually using the facilities so to speak. An assistant standing patiently outside the door waiting with silk baby wipes was there. While she was sitting there she came up with the idea for the song. Now, one could speculate how she managed to get hero out of something she was doing in the bathroom, but fortunately the title was because of the film Hero. I shudder to think how long she sat there. I don’t even need to know any of this, but she thought it would fascinate the listeners while they were eating breakfast.

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