If you aren’t sure who Ted Casablanca is, let me fill you in. He writes a blog called The Awful Truth that is featured on the E! website and he’s extremely annoying. I’m not sure if he’s annoying because he’s a metro old guy who desperately wants to be important or if he’s just annoying because he writes like a 13-year old over AOL but either way, he’s annoying. Anyway, he’s claiming he believes that Paris Hilton could be pregnant with boyfriend Benji Madden’s baby. Why, you ask? Here’s why, according to good ‘ol Teddy’s ramblings:

She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.”
Above source is a firsthand, regular and up close observer of Paris Hilton and her horniness, hotness and sometimes tankedlicious goings on. Said insider’s been posing and preening right alongside Ms. H at a few recent T-town soirees. Gosh, is this the new, freshly domesticated Mrs.-Madden-to-be Paris or Paris the teetotalist, perhaps (for whatever reason)? Or, to get very National Enquirer about it (as if there were any diff here at A.T., I mean, really), could this possibly be the new preggers Paris? Just a pregnant pause, or hunch, that’s all, babes. See, when the regularly guzzling heiress suddenly cleans up her vodka-happy act, hon-pies, somethin’s up. Fer sure.”

Translation of that tween talk: Paris isn’t drinking and she’s usually a drunken mess so she may be with child. All the rest of that shit above is just frill. Oh, and just so he knows, “fer sure” isn’t funny or cool or witty. It’s quite annoying, actually so Ted, please stop.

I doubt Paris is pregnant but I could see her faking it for attention. She is a huge attention whore… among other things, of course.

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