David Beckham is quite possibly one of only a handful of athletes that I have ever heard talking publicly about his feminine side. In the launch of his new porn, I mean underwear campaign, he was asked whether he actually wore the Armani underwear he is seen posing in. His reply?“I always wear the Armani underwear,” Beckham said. “I’ve worn it in every game since joining the Galaxy.” He loves the Emporio Armani underwear “because it is comfortable. It’s masculine but it has that feminine side.”

Wow. The guys in the locker room are going to give him crap about that last part. I’m happy that he is happy. I didn’t know he enjoyed the feeling of wearing a feminine pair of underwear. Perhaps he and Victoria share clothes at home? Maybe he wears his hair so short so he can wear wigs and they can play dress up together.

Perhaps I am jealous of his body? Oh, I am for sure. Not just of his body. Hell. His life. I do know that if I wore those underwear though that I would look ridiculous and that wearing clothes over them wouldn’t help. I do think someone should find a bunch of guys my size or just average size and have them all pose the same way Becks does and then see how many pairs they sell.

I know none of you are actually reading this because you are all right clicking on the photos. I got it, I got it.

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