Fox News is reporting that Brooke Hogan is having a breakdown and they blame her brother’s jail sentence and her dad’s affair. I think they leave out the most important piece of all and that is she saw the photos that were splashed all over the world of her dad creeping his hand closer and closer to her vay-jay-jay. I’m assuming it is a vay-jay-jay. Has anyone ever actually checked? Has she ever had a boyfriend other than the ones they show on that reality thing she does?

Well, for now we will go ahead and assume it is a vay-jay-jay because if we were to assume she had some other parts down there then that leads us into an entirely different direction about what daddy likes and why Nick might be glad he is spending 8 months in prison and not having his inner thighs oiled, at least by dad. What goes on in jail is another thing entirely.

So imagine you are Brooke, and you and your dad have just awakened the morning after the incident. After he makes sure you are still oiled up between your legs, you decide to take a look at the gossip sites and see your dad oiling you up and the entire world freaked out by what you and he are doing.

There is your breakdown. Not dad having an affair because it probably was about the 100th and not the first, and I doubt it was because of Nick because the whole family knew that was coming. No, it is because the entire world saw your dad’s fingers rubbing oil in between your thighs and looking to all the world like he was sticking one inside your vay-jay-jay for good measure. Oh, and she probably didn’t like the way the light hit her. Honey. It really doesn’t matter what angle the light hits you or the camera shoots you from. You are Hulk Hogan’s son. I mean daughter and it shows.

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