Rumor has it that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married this Saturday. Nothing like an “unexpected” (you know Ashlee tricked Pete) pregnancy to make a wedding happen in Hollywood. The guests don’t know where the wedding is at yet, but they’ve received save the dates and they know they will be privately transported to the wedding site.

Umm, who the hell do these two think they are? Are they even big enough celebrities to pull this secret location shit? And does anyone care enough to tell the press? Hell, if I was invited I wouldn’t even go because the chances are pretty good that one of those two doofus’s is going to sing at the wedding. Yuck. Plus, Jessica Simpson will be there carrying around her mangy dog Daisy and wearing stupid hair extensions just generally being dumb. I wonder if they’ll invite Nick Lachey? Then I’d go. Just to see the drunk-wedding dram unfold.

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