I don’t watch American Idol but my local radio station kept playing the clip of Brooke White singing “t’where” and then stopping. WTF? Since t’where isn’t a working word, that ho should definitely have been voted off. But Simon can’t get enough little blond white girls. So Carly Smithson, who sang “Jesus Christ Superstar”, got voted off. She’ll be fine. Remember Carly already had one record deal back in the day when she was Carly Hennessy. I’m not worried about her.

Andrew Lloyd Webber night, though, huh? That was a bad idea from the beginning. The judges had to know all those mediocre singers were going to butcher the shit out of all those show tunes.

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