In an interview with Latina magazine, Michelle Rodriguez basically goes off on a rant about people who are always trying to out her. It is a great rant as far as celebrity rants go, and the only thing that stopped it was she had a burp she just couldn’t quite get out. I know, but it is what she said.Well towards the end of the rant, things get a little more interesting and basically makes me wonder what living in Michelle’s world is really like.

“I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jer*ing off,” she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to ‘out’ her: “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

While I for one am all for public sex and sex in unconventional places, I tend to draw the line at bathroom sex simply because, well it’s a bathroom, and you never know. It is kind of like bedspreads at a hotel. You know that every guest has either sat on them naked or had sex on them, so why do you continue to follow exactly in their footsteps?

I am hoping that Michelle meant bedroom doors because if she has having sex exclusively in bathrooms, she is probably not getting much privacy or enjoying the comforts of sex in a bed. You know that big thing in the middle of the “bed”room.

Of course if you are going to have sex with a dog, you might want to confine that to a bathroom, well, because dogs shed. Might be willing to have sex with a dog, but no one wants to wake up covered in dog hair.

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