According to the National Enquirer, Robin Williams has found himself a new woman. I say woman because she is 27, although compared to Robin Williams’ age of 56 it still could be considered robbing the cradle. Her name is Charlotte Filbert and she is an artist. They have been screwing like rabbits for at least six months, and were introduced by a mutual friend.

When I tell you the mutual friend you need to promise that you won’t start laughing. The mutual friend who introduced them was Ally Hilfiger. That’s right. Not Tommy, but Ally. Yes, that same spoiled brat Ally who was on the that MTV show. Yes, that Ally who has had a bout a million trips to the bathroom. Yes, that Ally who is also in her mid twenties. Maybe she got tired of screwing Robin. Not saying they were, but if they were, she probably got tired of all that hair, thought of her artist friend Charlotte and said she had a nice rich hairy guy for her.

When asked whether she was in fact dating Williams, Filbert stated,”I can’t comment on any of this stuff.”

No, of course you can’t comment because this involves items of national security. Come on. Get used to it. You know that is why you started dating the guy. No one knew who the hell you were before, but now they will. Got paintings to sell? They will sell now. And if you were not a publicity freak then you would have said no when he asked you out and you sure wouldn’t be friends with Ally who never met a camera she didn’t love.

Charlotte is on the far left of the photo above.

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