John Mayer wrote this on his blog (and already took it down) but The Sun is reporting that its about his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. Mayer also dated Cameron Diaz and she’s pretty annoying so, in all fairness to Jessica, this could be about Cam, too. Anyways, here’s what he wrote:

“Dear Ex Lover,

“Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.

I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.

“I hope this is enough closure for you.

“Goodbye.

“P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.”

Who do you think it’s about??  I thought Jessica was happily dating Tony Romo, so why would she still be bugging John? Maybe she wants to do a shitty duet? Who knows.

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