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Less than two weeks after breaking off his engagement to Australian actress Sophie Monk, Benji Madden immediately hooked up with Paris Hilton. Sophie took great pains to let the press know that Benji did not leave her for Paris, instead their relationship had simply run it’s course.

“Let me make this as plain as possible: Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton,” Monk, 28, said in a statement, according to Australia’s Herald Sun. “Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”

Don’t feel bad, Sophie: everyone eventually ends up on the Paris-train; even old Hindu dudes with flowing beards tap that shit.

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