Jason Alexander (not the one from Seinfeld) was married to Britney Spears for 55 hours, but he thinks knocking up Jamie Lynn was the best thing

Casey Aldridge could’ve done for himself. He told PageSix.com that now he has more “leeway.”

He said, “First thing I thought when I heard about Jamie Lynn was at least that boy got her pregnant so they couldn’t tell him what to do like they did me. He’s got a little more leeway — more rope to pull with. All I had was a signed marriage license.” Jason still lives in Kentwood, LA and said that the “Spears publicity machine” probably has Casey on lockdown.

“The Spears family is not a bad family. They’re just big business and have advisers.”

Casey who works in Baton Rouge laying pipes (I’m sure he does) has kept quiet about the whole thing.

No, the Spears family is straight up trash. They don’t enough advisers and that’s the problem!

With all that being said, Jason A is kinda hot? I bet he has a burrito dick with extra dick butter though and that’s not hot.

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