Danielle Lloyd is a lingerie model and reality TV star in the UK. She was on Celebrity Big Brother where the 23-year-old showed everyone what a racist twat she was. Well, anyway Danielle allowed a make-up artist to give her hairy pits for Channel Five’s “My Bloody Hell.”

Danielle had to go to the gym and out to bars to feel the embarrassment of having hairy pits. Give me a fucking break.

She said, “I felt so ashamed when I went to the gym for a work-out with all those men watching me. It was worse than I possibly thought it could be – I just wanted to go home and get rid of it.”

 

“It’s been so embarrassing. I’ll remember this day for the rest of my life. I never want to see hair under my armpits again! I felt like a man.”

Bitch, you should be ashamed for being Danielle Lloyd not for having hairy pits! So difficult! Seriously, I find nothing wrong with hairy pits! I put my mouth on a pair almost weekly. No and not my own….ok…well sometimes….

My sister (she’s going to kill me for this, but I don’t give a FUCK!) used to refuse to shave her pits and legs. It was a smelly, hairy, fug mess and I made fun of her, but I could kind of see her point. I didn’t have to shave my pits, so why should she?

Shaving your pits hurt like hell anyway! It hurts more to shave your pits than to shave your bits!

Images: Splash - Story: The Sun

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