Hayden Panettiere is dating Captain Sissypants

Sep 24, 2007 Author: showbiznews.info | Filed under: Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere is dating her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, according to Ok! Magazine:

For weeks now, handsome Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia (now known collectively as “HayLo”), have been sparking rumors of a relationship, with reports of her split from long-time beau Stephen Colletti and the pair’s closeness at various events. One friend of Milo has revealed to OK! that â€œthey’re definitely dating.â€

I heard that Milo Ventimiglia is unable to satisfy a woman in bed and randomly kicks puppies. Itâ€™s true. Iâ€™ve got documents to back it up. Some might say these â€œdocumentsâ€ are tear-stained napkins with the words â€œHayden is mineâ€ written in red crayon. I say, how the hell did you get in my safe-deposit box? I mean, youâ€™re a liar. Seriously, these are official documents and not a handful of napkins from Arbyâ€™s.

UPDATE: Milo Ventimiglia has syphilis and shot a nun. I love you, Hayden!