If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County then you are probably not surprised to learn that Simon is divorcing his wife Tamra. Since the first season she was on, I knew Tamra was a no-good, hypocritical bitch and this just proves it. After all of her slandering of Gretchen, Simon is leaving Tamra for… yes, that’s right—cheating on him! Also for verbally abusing him. Tamra is drama all around and homegirl needs to learn that she’s too damn old to be drama. It doesn’t matter how much plastic surgery you get, you’re old and old and drama just don’t add up.

Simon confirmed to Radar that he is divorcing Tamra.

Two weeks ago Tamra moved into a 2-bedroom apartment but rumor has it she wasn’t expecting Simon to divorce her.

They have 3 kids together and Tamra has one son from a previous relationship.

Good for you, Simon!

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Following the cancellation of four previous shows due to exhaustion, the pop sensation unleashed a high-energy performance in New York Wednesday night as part of her Monster Ball Tour, and delivered the first of her four sold-out performances at Radio City Music Hall.

The singer, 23, put on quite the show for her hometown crowd, which included Sting, wife Trudie Styler, Donald Trump and, according to a source, Madonna and daughter Lourdes. She opened with “Dance in the Dark,” wearing a costume featuring lightbulb-like adornments, followed by “Just Dance,” with her playing a keytar and strutting onstage like a human disco ball.

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Lara Bingle looks so realy realy hot in this tiny bikini at Bondi beach.

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Here’s Desperate Housewives and former Sopranos star Drea de Matteo in Hawaii yesterday.

Drea de Matteo Bikini on a Beach in Hawaii

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Reese Witherspoon nice arse and pokies shoot as she leaving a spin class in LA.

Reese Witherspoon Leaving a Spin Class in LA

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I mean, really? Not to get all Seth Meyers-Amy Poehler Weekend Update “Really” Segment on everyone but really? A ripped (see pictures below) and oversized men’s dress shirt, black leggings, a Chanel hair clip, tennis shoes with the tongues pulled up, and over-sized sunglasses? Ashley Olsen, that’s who. And who is encouraging this hideous and ridiculous dressing by not forbidding it? Her boyfriend, Justin Bartha, that’s who. Can’t really blame him though. I’m sure he’d get knocked off that Full House royalty payroll if he even stepped to her.

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Here is the amazing (not), talented (not), beautiful (not), creative genious (really not) Lindsay Lohan standing on a balcony with her equally as amazing (less, actually) little sister Ali Lohan (not pictured) crying about something.

Here’s an obvious joke: Maybe they both just watched I Know Who Killed Me and are calling a suicide hotline asking for help. I know I wanted to kill myself when I saw that movie. Hey, I got the movies channels for free when I got DISH and that is THE ONLY reason I watched it. It was watching that or The Other Boelyn Girl for the 17th time. I know, I made the wrong choice.

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